Aunt Esther, national and international Purse Champion, was fed up with the European winter and headed to Florida for a few days to look at two new AO hunters. Aunt Esther is, of course, showing at the top of many disciplines.
Aunt Esther’s sister Aunt Edith, who wears Shapely breeches, of course came along for the ride and expects Aunt Esther to pick up the tab for everything. To that end, Aunt Edith suggested a Dressage Detour and charged a Private Club Table to Aunt Esther’s credit card.
Aunt Esther enjoyed a good deal of Champagne yesterday at some post-show parties, as did Aunt Edith. Aunt Edith began singing show tunes as well, and since both she and Aunt Esther are of of the pro LDR persuasion she came up with this fine song to the tune of Surrey With a Fringe On Top.
Aunt Esther invites you to sing along!
[I]All those screaming chicks better scurry
Get out of her way in one hell of a hurry
Aunt Esther’s doing Rolly Kurry with a fringe on top!
The men see her and their hearts are a-flutter
Her butt in those breeks on her big warmblood strutter
Handsome hunks whose hearts melt like butter and their eyes do pop!
Those hot Euro fellers love that she’s in town
No bling on her pony’s leather
For Dressage Masters she came on down
'Cost she loves the Palm Beach weather
Just in case you don’t know what she’s thinkin’
LDR has pony happy and twinklin’
Florida’s just so great for a winter stop
For Aunt Esther’s Rolly Kurry with a fringe on top![/I]
Aunt Esther, on a more serious note, is saddened that the discussions have become so heated and nasty. She suggests that when one is feeling particularly enraged about the opinion of another, that person should step back and think of one thing: Hatian Earthquake.
(no curtsy emoticon!)