My girl is out with two very spoiled, pushy ponies who - when I’m fetching or putting my mare back - crowd me and get right into my business with no consideration for personal space. I’m quick to halter and get the heck outta there, but it’s never quick enough!
They don’t seem to react to my shooing them like larger equines would, swinging the end of a lead line in their general direction doesn’t seem to deter them, and I’ve physically pushed them away but they come right back. The crowding plus the fighting and jostling for what they think is going to be some treat buffet handout situation (reason #481 why you don’t feed other peoples horses) is not a good combo, and it’s just a matter of time before I’m bitten/kicked/trampled.
I’d typically be more “boss mare” aggressive in this situation and demand my space back arms and legs a-swinging (“If you get hit, it’s your own fault!”, anyone remember that Simpsons episode?), but because they’re little, it just feels a bit brutish. Is my best option to take some kind of long whip in there with me to use as an extension of my arm to wave around, or is there a better solution? Sincerely,
Mobbed by Minis