My favorite naughty pony name? Hobson. As in, Hobson’s Choice. If you don’t want to Google, it essentially means you get this pony or no pony.
Hobson the pony was revered among other small ponies for dumping children multiple times in a single schooling session and for making little girls cry…often.
Back in my day, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, there were certain ponies that pretty much guaranteed a kid qualifying for Pony Finals, and those ponies leased for astronomical sums for a 1 month lease. They’d get one kid qualified for the Eq Finals, and then go to the next kid that needed to qualify.