Yay, magnolia! I’m hoisting a tall frosty root beer at this moment in your honor. The thing about the Libertarians is, they’re great at reminding conservatives that “big government” means not only lending a hand to less fortunate human beings, but also millions upon millions in welfare to big business.
Anyway, here are some great Bush-isms I found. Again, these are hardly Quayle-worthy, but they’re fun:
“Actually, I – this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I’m talking about – when I’m talking about
myself, and when he’s talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”
–Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
“It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.”
–Reuters, May 5, 2000
“We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations; their obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach the science of reading. In order to make sure there’s not this kind of federal cufflink.”
–Fritsche Middle School, Milwaukee, March 30, 2000
“I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.”
–Nashua, N.H., as quoted by Gail Collins, New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000
“Will the highways on the Internet become more few?”
–Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000
“This is still a dangerous world. It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.”
–At a South Carolina oyster roast; quoted in the Financial Times, Jan. 14, 2000
“We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.”
–At a South Carolina oyster roast; quoted in the Financial Times, Jan. 14, 2000
“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
–Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
“The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?”
–Answering a question about why he hasn’t spent more time in New Hampshire; quoted in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
“Keep good relations with the Grecians.”
–Quoted in the Economist, June 12, 1999