This is what you missed while you were eating turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving from the Canadian Clique!
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Oh Sparkles! We’re not called the Crazy Canuks for nothing! Hope you had a good bird day.
OK Canadiens, the soon to be Irish moderator would appreciate it if you would stop adding new and SERVER absorbing threads - Really, we are limited for server space, and while I would hate to delete all your funny posts, they are taking up a LOT of room. And maybe erin won’t be around much longer, but she might start hitting that delete button before I do. (Consider yourself lucky I am not at home right now…)
So, please, guys, cool it!
Thanks.
Weatherford (AKA the GRINCH!)
Jair - I found that cassette you sent me. There’s something wrong with it. It just keeps playing “take over COTH, take over COTH, take over COTH,” over and over again. I thought maybe you’d sent me an audio book. Neways, it’s not working. 
Thanks for your patience Weatherford! I’m glad you got a laugh out of it. We’ve already beaten a retreat…our dollar didn’t get us very far at a 45% exchange rate!
Hope you had a nice holiday 
Canter - that’s because I sent you a videotape, not a cassette tape! Good lord, I mean who still uses tape cassettes anyways? 
Try using your VCR and you’ll finally be able to see my masterpiece: “Jair’s Instructions on how to Conquer American BB Using Nothing by Canadiana”
Let me know what you think. I hope I didn’t portray Colin in too bad a light
Oooh, the lightbulb just went on. It was videotape! So I just hold it up infront of a light…gotcha. But what do I do with all those manuals you included with the tape? You know the ones:
“How to give new moderators a heart attack in under an hour”
“Alienate friends and influence nobody”
“You know you’re a whiteneck when…”
“Of toques and beavers. The story of heidi.”
About that last one?? How come it was covered in coffee rings?
This is what you missed while you were eating turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving from the Canadian Clique!
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I’m not even going to answer that one Canter! I’ll get kicked off for sure
Oh, by the way, you forgot to mention the book I was returning to you:
“Canter & Fabio - A Two-Thonged Romance Across the Tundras of Nunavut”
OMG - I’ve created a monster 
!
Way to go Canter!! I just stepped out to lunch and couldn’t believe you took my idea seriously!!
(Typical woman - didn’t understand what the man really meant )
Is this because we have been re-taken by the Brits as a colony again? I’m thinking we won’t have an inauguration by January anyway. Maybe you Canucks could give it a whirl.
LOL - and since it’s after 5 here I also forgot it’s lunch time in Vancouver.
Sorry, I’m suffering from one of my frequent blonde moments. faint
Ha ha you read my mind. If you guys don’t hurry up and elect your president, I’m gonna send Jair in a mink trimmed thong to be your new President. It could turn into a Rocky Horror moment providing Jair has a sense of humour!
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bump
More topical now than even cinq mintues ago
The first chapter of Canter’s book (science fiction or autobio?) so moved me Jair:
Canter dismounted her fine steed, Patachou, the finest Native American Warmblood in seven provinces, and cruelly threw the reins to her groom Jairio. Slowly she sidled against Fabio, rubbing one rust breeched thigh against this boulder of manhood and whispered, “Fabio, my love, pass the poutine”. Fabio, teasingly, picked one gravy and cheese curd laden french fry and held it outside her reach. Canter abruptly stopped flossing her teeth with the latest Lovecraft thong and smiled, “I love it when my arm candy is coy. Come here man of much hair.” Fabio followed the trail of beer breath but alas went crashing to the ground, trapped under milk crates and Labatts Blue empties. From out of the shadows erupted Jairio declaring his love for Canter “you make me want to be a better lumberjack” and challenged Fabio to a duel of drumsticks; the victor to be awarded Canter’s hand in marriage.
The End.
Careful Canter…we’re going to crash this board!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Canter:
It could turn into a Rocky Horror moment providing Jair has a sense of humour!
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Yes he does (and gee, thanks for making me hear nothing but tunes from that movie in my head for the rest of the afternoon!)
My dear Heidi, your astute observations are true as usual, because:
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
And have buttered scones for tea
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women’s clothing,
And hang around in bars
LOL! (Just a little Monty Python moment for you!)
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Guys,
I’m scared to ever go to Canada now! Is everyone there this insane?? lol…
You guys are great though
