Cats are smart little jerks! So hilarious how they get their points across!
One cat jumps from the window on to my sleeping body. Repeatedly. Especially if stomach is exposed.
The other cat will CHEW ON PLASTIC, as she knows I will get up to stop her if I hear it. She had a propensity to do this so all plastic bags etc are normally out of reach - Mr. Arbitrary is the weak link here, he forgets…
My old cat (RIP) was an evil genius: she mixed her moves up a lot, and her finest move was knocking over a full glass of water on to my sleeping head, and the bed. I got up.