As I mention in his chapter in my forthcoming cat book, Atticus has figured out that phones = not typing. He knows that when I am typing, I’m doing something besides petting cats, but he has worked out that I stop typing to answer the phone, thus one hand available for feline service. At any phone ring, he comes galloping up to see if I’m going to answer or not (I frequently ignore the blasted thing). If I do answer, he jumps in my lap and enthusiastically purrs back and forth to get petted with my non phone hand. He loves phone calls. I’m sure if he could figure it out, he would call me himself by now.
So I was just about to shut down for the evening when the phone rang, and it was my boss. Very odd to get an actual call from her; this company is run 98% on computers. But she was driving, not at present with her work computer (which is far beyond a smartphone). She had just gotten a call from another employee who couldn’t get into the system to type due to password errors, and she wanted to know if I could change her password. She couldn’t change it herself from her phone.
I said I’d be glad to change this person’s password but didn’t know how. No problem; she’d walk me through it. Go to the management program. Okay, I’m there. I use that one regularly, though only about a 10th of its various tabs. Read her the tabs across the top. Click that never-before-clicked one. Click this next one. Go to this list. Find that employee, click edit. Panel opens. Enter a new password.
All through this, Atticus, who had arrived promptly with the phone call, was getting more and more enthusiastic in his purr winding through my hands. He couldn’t figure out why I was still messing with the computer with one hand while holding the phone with the other. Those two activities are supposed to be mutually exclusive. Meanwhile, I was trying to be most careful typing in the requested password, one-handed, so that it would be correct for the person who needed to log in with it.
The cat really wasn’t helping the operation much. My boss got amused at my side commentary. She had some side commentary of her own to the kids in the car.
She can keep any kids. I’d much rather deal with cats, even when they are momentarily inconvenient.