How to fail to take a picture:
- Notice through the bathroom window that there is a low line of clouds just above the horizon in the east, nice fluffy ice-cream scoop clouds, just enough to be pretty, not threatening. They are picking up the setting sun from the west beautifully. Above them, the moon is rising. What a picture!
- Get out cell phone for the picture through the bathroom window and discover the paw marks on said window. Ah, well, better from the back deck anyway.
- Retreat to the back deck. Meanwhile, the horse has come up and is grazing perfectly horizontally in the shot below the clouds below the moon. Wow! Raise phone.
- Decide that this shot ideally needs to be a bit closer.
- Retreat back inside the back door, shooing inside cats back. Apply farm boots at the front door and go out onto the porch.
- The horse hears the front door, which has only one possible (or at least hoped-for) meaning in the universe, that it’s feeding time. Even when it isn’t feeding time. He breaks his beautiful position beneath the clouds and moon, canters on closer to the house, and stands awkwardly legged, looking very unphotogenic at the moment, with grain ears.
- Retreat toward the other end of the pasture in hopes that the horse will follow and recreate the shot.
- The horse does not follow. He is at the feeding area still with grain ears.
- Decide to at least get clouds and moon, even if without horse.
- Realize that being several feet lower when not on the deck has taken away some of the cloud view, now lost in tree line.
- Retrieve the small stepladder.
- Position said stepladder and climb it.
- Not only is the stepladder a bit short still, but three farm cats immediately climb it with me.
- This shot still isn’t as good as the one from the deck. And now I’m losing the angle of the sun on the clouds as the sun continues setting.
- Implore the horse to come over and position himself again so nicely horizontal to the fence beneath that cloud line and moon to at least give me a shot, even if not the perfectly lit one I almost had a few minutes ago.
- The horse stubbornly remains at the feeding station with grain ears.
- Descend the stepladder, carefully avoiding cats.
- Pet cats.
- Pull weeds from a flower bed for two minutes just to accomplish something with this interval.
- Back inside.