LOL! Facinated? Watch for Fabulos.
Personnaly, I think he ought to be Vacinated.
has he, ha ha i thought about afterwards
facinated----- and the fairy tales-- as in fiction,
get it------- as in false- facinated is when one likes to appear as another as they are facinated by xyz
he facinated that he was th surpreme of all dads including his horses
interesting and i did tell him to shut up or button it politely
just dontget your sense of humour does he, me a kooky do with other wise english people
3 cheers for the joe public
as in all you lot making it such a funny thread
and kooky keep us posted we are biting at the bit ooh and where are you in uk
well done mod1 x nope i make that a big one X
Yeah, especially considering her that’s what her mother did. (Kooki said she was a bit of a piece of work herself).
What scares me the most is I actually understood and followed along with “he who must not be named’s” last post. What does that say about me? :no:
I, too, can’t seem to get any work done due to this thread. I’m hoping that kookicat will post something soon as she has got to be at work around now.
[QUOTE=facinated;3381974]
Congratulations to all you members of the “disappearing saddle club”. No rule breaking in last night’s giggle fest, and since you were on the computer your SOs did not have to fake a headache. Good news all around.
By now it is Tea time in Jolly Old England. The electric fence is tick,tick, ticking. [edit], and Granny is trying to remember what all the fuss was about. No doubt kookikat will check in from work soon.[/QUOTE]
Well bless your heart…
And don’t let the door hit ya in the a$$ on the way out…
Buh-bye.
Yaaay! It was about time ol’ FAC got the boot. What’s happening, Kookie?
I think this could be the newest COTH BB specific acronym when you need a complete non sequitur:
NIRF! NIRF!
Could it be??? Could he be the little darin’s dear ol’ dad???
[QUOTE=MHM;3382612]
I think this could be the newest COTH BB specific acronym when you need a complete non sequitur:
NIRF! NIRF![/QUOTE]
Phew! I thought Mod 1 had edited out something really interesting! :lol::lol:
I don’t think even the world’s biggest whackable troll could come up with something that would logically elicit the response “Naked Invisible Robot Fish.”
At least, not on a horse BB. Maybe on a Robot Fish BB. 
was I really seeking good, or just seeking attention?
is that all good deeds are, when looked at from an ice-cold eye?
then maybe that’s the reason why…
(totally not relevant now that fascinated isn’t here, but that song from Wicked has been stuck in my head all morning after reading this thread)
[QUOTE=RNB;3382663]
Could it be??? Could he be the little darin’s dear ol’ dad???[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Ha! I not only have wasted valuable hours of my life keeping up with this thread, I have wasted even MORE time checking out some of vacinated’s other posts on COTH. Not all are creepy but enough of them can certainly illicit the icky feeling once one has waded thru even the nonexpurgated examples on this thread. Lots of shameless advertising of his stallion, gets real snarky when asked fairly innocent questions.
I am still worried about cheese, though. Are there any horses named Gorgon, Zola, Came Em Bert or Whiz?
I’ve actually been thinking about printing this and giving it to him to read! 
I think he’d find is funny (and be a little embarassed by all the praise) 
[quote=MSUteamrider;3381316]Wow Kooki! That was a brilliant idea - get the girl interested in boys! She’ll never bother your horses again!
NO seriously - this is a FANTASTIC idea! :lol: :lol: :lol:
[/quote]
But I feel sorry for the poor boys… :lol:
Oh, what a great idea. Do print it out for him. Tell him that we all think he is great for helping you out with this situation.
[QUOTE=cloudyandcallie;3380999]
They were busy trying to figure out how to help KookiCat rather than snarking. Try it sometime.
Meanwhile KookiCat, I hope you and your horses are safe, and that you are eating cheese with Glinda the Good Witch.[/QUOTE]
Ummm…don’t you mean Glinda the GOUDA Witch??? Shew! After 29 pages, my poor eyes are glazed over! What a horrid kid, I would have informed her that the hoof pick she was holding was going to go the same place she told the OP to put the gloves. At least she got a cold shower for her efforts at more vandalism.
Hopefully (though I doubt it)…the little brat will steer clear of the farm, if she has any sense. This thread definitely gets nominated for the year end awards!
“Naked Invisible Robot Fish.”
Okay PLEASE someone tell me what this means, curious minds are dying to know!!!
I just read the entire thread; including the cached bits.
All I can say is - Holy Sh**.
Next time y’all have such a fantastic trainwreck can you send up smoke signals or something? My hard drive crashed about the same time my garden exploded - I’ve been canning instead of buying a new hard drive and I missed the entire thing!!!
Good luck to the OP with that feral kid - I’m a big fan of TNR but I’m sure the authorities would frown on it for humans. Though in this case - perhaps an exception could be made.
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I can’t get to ALL the posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL??? Did she fix the fence with SO, was she SSS, paintgunned or put in a cage and returned to sender??? 
CQ, she did fix the fence with the SO, the neighbor, and the neighbor’s sons in attendance.
Unfortunately for grandma, the little um, darling is still with her.
Let’s hope the OP has no more trouble with the girl.
Kooki was deemed the Wicked Witch of Cheese, but has since changed her siggy to say just call me Elphaba, which of course is in reference to the book (and play) Wicked.
