Crone flummoxed by feral cat

Heh heh heh

You do realize once you’ve captured the black cat’s image that you are now responsible for it, right?

Our barn is right on a very quiet dead end road, that can be seen from the freeway. About once a year, for the last ten years, a small, little kitty will show up, as in way too small to have gotten there on it’s own, small. We have at present, Ace kitty, aka, Mistress of the Dark, Queen of all she surveys. She is coal black save one white diamond on her chest. She runs up to the house in the morning, and demands to be carried back down to the barn for her breakfast. Not picking her up is dangerous, as she’ll simply fling herself to the ground in front of you repeatedly, until you cave in and throw her over your shoulder. She is the only cat that was born on the farm, she is now 9 years old. Rides around on the golf cart with me to go feed the fish. Her mother, Smokey, was a “dump”, and promptly had 5 kittens. The 2 gray ones were rehomed, the black ones I kept, Ace is the only one remaining, one simply disapeared (coyote) the other was hit by a car. Legs, a male with the most god-awful conformation of any living quadruped, is gray and probably 6 or 7 now. He was a “dump” was neutered, stayed. Great hunter. Milk *(he has a milk mustache)is a black and white male who my husband found as a stray kitty in the DQ parking lot. He’s big, neutered now, as far as I know he simply stays up all night like a teenager, then sleeps all day. Very vocal. There have been others, feral, eventually tame enough to catch and neuter, some forgave me and hung around, others didn’t.

We had one big black, tomcat that it took me over two years to catch, and I had to trap him. He would let me feed him, get close, but never became friendly. He’d just sit in the rafters, and stare, but in the winter, he knew what time the doors would close for the night, and he made sure he was inside. He was out the door first thing in the morning. Not long after I caught him, he was probably stuck by a car, lame, really failing, I ended his pain for him. We’ve had many that would stick around a while, the number was usually 5, we have a big barn, lots of hay to hide in. We’ve been at 3 for about the last 6 months or so, but…winter is coming, we usually pick up a couple around this time of year. They have a big, heated water bowl, dry food and if it gets below zero, I’ll leave a kitty sized opening in the tackroom door open and the plug in heater on at night.

Just pull up a chair near the food and wait, I’ve only had one out of dozens that wouldn’t make up to me, and he was an older, wild, male. Your kitty looks young, so you’ve got a good chance.

In Scotland, a black cat in the household is considered good luck. I love my black kitties.

Good luck.

That one looks pretty much like the one I just found recently! I have several tamed ferals and one that just never did tame but lives in my house and eats my food and sometimes I can pet her but picking up, forget it!!

Good luck!

[QUOTE=Mara;6609952]
I read every thread Crone starts, just because I LOVE her writing! If she doesn’t have a regular writing gig, she should. :yes:[/QUOTE]

Same here. I love the Crone!

I’m so jealous!!! That is a beauty for a feral cat. I’ve been trying to get a barn cat for several years and they never seem to stick around:(

Gorgeous cat, and s/he really doesn’t look to be in bad shape. Go Crone!!

:smiley: Love the Feline Stinkeye
[I]“My food, keep your distance”

[/I]{ahem} I see you have named your drop-in - Wraith, very fitting :wink:

Keep us posted on your progress.
Here’s mine:
I am now able to pick Stash up while he eats, but he is not thrilled.
Yet - no hissing, claws or biting - just determined struggles to escape my lovin’ arms.
“Soon, soon, my little pretty!” <said in my best Cronevoice

Thanks to you guys, I now know that my new cat

  • will diss me at critical moments
  • might get spirited away by hawks, envenomated by snakes, or turned inside out by coyotes
  • will vanish as soon as I spend $400 on vet bills
  • will turn me into a cat lady

Why did I wait so long?

Thanks for the stories.

P.S. We didn’t actually name it “Wraith”; fitting though it may be, we usually go for somewhat less dramatic names around here. Mr Boston, my drunken no good handyman, calls it “Whitey.” What a knee-slapper.

OH EM GEE, CroneCat Lady…
You are DONE FOR. Five of my six black kittehs look exactly like that. Same “luna moth wings” colored eyes. # 6 black kitteh has pumpkin colored eyes. I know who her daddy is as he is one of the neighborhood feral toms that keeps quite a distance from any interfering humans. :yes::no::slight_smile:

Slow but steady

Which is my way of explaining that I don’t hold the “feral cat land speed record.”
I’ve been caring for a feral cat for FOUR years. He now will come into the house to eat (and in fact expects 2 meals a day) but will not happily stay inside.

On one memorable occasion, I left for work, forgetting that he was inside. When I returned, he wasn’t crazed, hadn’t destroyed the furniture, but was happy to go out.

I am the neighborhood crazy cat lady, since he also accompanies me on walks.

[QUOTE=The Crone of Cottonmouth County;6609606]
Woe betide me, a feral cat has slunk its way into the burgeoning menagerie here at Dreadful Acres.

I am not catty, so at first I gave it the cold shoulder. I naturally assumed it was just passing through on its way to a more cat-indulgent farm, a place where the inhabitants sit around all day musing, “wouldn’t it be awesome if a terrible-looking feral cat showed up?” But for some reason, despite my unwavering failure to tempt it with Fancy Feasts, this cat kept hanging around looking tragic. After three days I could bear to look upon its scrawny countenance no longer. I suffered a psychotic break and made a trip into town for some cat food (and some liquor).

Fast forward a week. The pathetic little cat has taken up residence under the horse trailer. It won’t come near me, but has learned that I am pretty obliging with the Wellness Cubed Turkey Morsels in Savory Gravy, so whenever I show up in the yard it starts yowling plaintively and looking extra bedraggled, shadowing me at a distance precisely calculated to prevent me from determining its sex or whether it has any observable injuries, infestations, or diseases. The yowling continues until I produce the Turkey Morsels, ceases for 57 seconds while Turkey Morsels are inhaled, then resumes in an effort to extract more Turkey Morsels, until I go back in the house or a dog shows up to chase it into the woods.

As a crone who hasn’t had a cat in over 30 years (and never a wild one), my questions are many:

Is the godawful yowling normal hungry-cat behavior, or could it be indicative of an emergent medical condition? The cat doesn’t seem to be limping or bleeding, and the yowling didn’t start until I began feeding it, but what do I know?

Can a feral cat be tamed?

Is it a realistic expectation that a rank cat amateur such as myself might somehow catch it and get it to the vet without suffering lacerations? What is the recommended course of action?

Assuming it isn’t rabid or worse, can a cat live in an unheated barn, or are modern feline requirements such that an old saddle blanket in the tack room – the traditional bedding given the barn cats of my youth – is now considered abusive?

Is it even ethical to keep an outside cat in coyote country? Do they have any other predators I’m forgetting about?

And most importantly, how do I deal with my gnawing fear that this is a gateway kitty, and that if it starts rubbing my leg and purring I’ll be headed inexorably down a thorny road at the end of which is Crone-as-cat-lady?[/QUOTE]

Keep writing posts like this, and you could VERY quickly become my new favorite COTH poster. too funny!!

Obviously…

Rabies is a legitimate concern with ferals. Which is why vaccination is so important!

[QUOTE=2tempe;6610894]
First point of understanding: cats do not appear when you want them to. EVER. [/QUOTE]

Gosh, isn’t that the truth?! I am a recently-become-single mom to one 8yo boy. We already have 3 wonderful kittehs and a great dog…so of COURSE a pitiful, skinny, woeful kitten would show up on my back door. 1 week later, Grace :winkgrin: has now wormed her way into the family. I’m such a sucker!

I say tame that lovely little black kitty before Halloween! All sorts of bad things happen to black cats on Halloween, unfortunately.

Yes. Beware the petite ones. They often are either barefoot and pregnant when they arrive or far older than you think and miss the spay bus, either option ending up in extremely cute kittens which turn into cats (plural). We have seven cats now, my vet sees me coming and his eyes just go $$$, even more than the horses.

I love the picture. Black cats have a special place in my heart.

My husband and I bought our first house on 4 acres. Little did we know that a little black kitty was part of the deal. I don’t think she was a year old yet when we first started noticing her hang about. And we didn’t feed her!! We kept saying - ‘oh look the black cat is outside’ or ‘heres that black cat again!’ We really weren’t feeding her and it took some time to realize our neighbour was! She had this thing about feeding cats, she had several sheds with cat food in each of them. Well the black cat got tamed pretty quick and even got to come inside sometimes. (She would come to the window in our living room and sit on the ledge and look in, with those big black cat green eyes…how could I say no!) She followed me around while I was doing stuff with the horses, and would utilize any blanket not on that back of a horse for her bed. She would even greet me when I came home, and often as I was coming up the driveway I could see her sitting on the window ledge watching over the place!

Sadly, our little black cat never got a name. We tried once but couldn’t keep it. So ‘Black Cat’ was it. You can see her slinking around the horse pen. She loved the horses (and my dog!)
http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2027790520051503547NeePxo

Kitteh needs to be spayed/neutered and a rabies vaccination ASAP. First you have to catch him/her. Google your county/general area and “trap neuter release.” You will probably find an organization of nice people who will arm you with a trap and instructions. They also likely have a relationship with vets who deal with ferals. This is a good thing. Your regular vet may not appreciate your feral darling hanging from the curtains in the waiting room with perhaps a lampshade on its head.

We have a feral colony on the farm. The neighbors next door tend to bring cats home and allow them to reproduce. So we have a good relationship with a local TNR program and low cost spay/neuter clinic. We get traps from the TNR program and have caught a lot of ferals. IME the TNR folks are happy to help out. So I would check in that direction first.

The nice thing about having a colony of neutered feral cats is that they tend to discourage other non-neutered cats from moving in and starting their own colony.

Very good, lessons well-learned, Little Grasshopper :yes:

“Whitey” :lol:
Well, if you don’t need Mr Boston, I could use a nogood handyman, inebriated or not.
In any state he couldn’t do much worse with tools than I do.

Hey Crone, how are the feral donkeys doing? You seem to be a feral magnet! :lol:

too true

the ferals that went to snap (spay/neuter assistance program) at $50 per are still here – the feral that went to small animal vet since it had limp so I wanted x-rays $350, gone in a couple of months