Dear, Designated, Darling COTH

He’s on a “pony wheel.” :frowning:

He’s not on a “pony wheel.”

He’s on a hot walker. It’s totally different.

The neighborhood kids saw the twinkletoes and went nuts over it (it’s pink, for those who were asking, since I’m still not sure if he’s a she).

So he’s on the hot walker and they are taking turns riding him.

I even put lots of poles on the ground so he could exercise his leg more, because I heard on some other forum that I like better than this one that he has weak stifles and needs to do cavalleti work. Another day or two of the kids rehabbing him for me, and all will be right with the world.

Oooo good question. Which one is the most “Klassikal”? I guess we’ll go with Doric because this one’s got a horsey on it.

Definately it has a centaur and surely he is one with his horse…

Dang it, where the hell is Sara Stetner when she is needed here the most. :confused:

She would show us all the error of our silly ways and clear all this up. The OP and her geldmare are in crisis. At least there are some voices of reason here with viable solutions of prancercise, Twinkle Toes, lipstick, Dolly Parton wig and poles.

The real problem? That no one has yet mentioned?

OP is claiming he’s 2 inches taller than he really is. OP is keeping away anyone who tries to stick him properly.

Or was it 2 hands taller … ?

Find out his real height. That’s the answer to everything. :slight_smile:

Oh fer God’s sakes, OP, the answer is so clear. Oh, sorry, I’m premature here. I’m going to wait three years and then post. Many people will post after me thinking it’s a current thread.

Tune in 3 years from now for my most excellent advice.

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Oh fer God’s sakes, OP, the answer is so clear. Oh, sorry, I’m premature here. I’m going to wait three years and then post. Many people will post after me thinking it’s a current thread.

Tune in 3 years from now for my most excellent advice.[/QUOTE]

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Don’t forget to pay for that. A penny a post. For our thoughts dontchaknow.

OP, do you have reading comprehension problems??? After 47 pages you still don’t know to breed him to a Holstein??? Sheesh