[QUOTE=belgianWBLuver;8104551]
Get ye to this website- NOWWWWWWWW
http://prancercise.com/[/QUOTE]
NO. NO. WE WILL BE UNABLE TO CONTINUE HELPING THE OP IN THIS THREAD ONCE OUR RETINAS ARE BURNED OUT BY TRAUMA.
Was he wearing a blanket? Because blankets are bad there was a University of Colorado study that said so…
Dang someone beat me to the Spririt bridle…
I am now at the stage of wine-surfing COTH.
[QUOTE=Ambitious Kate;8104608]
I am now at the stage of wine-surfing COTH.[/QUOTE]
It’s too early, you lush!
[QUOTE=Coanteen;8104614]
It’s too early, you lush![/QUOTE]
Its after noon, besides, I feel a drunk post coming, and need to work up to it.
I WENT TO THE BARN TODAY AND DID THE PRANCERCIZE THING
NOW I AM IN COURT ON ANIMAL CRUELTY CHARGES.
THANKS A LOT, COTH.
[QUOTE=Halt Near X;8104719]
I WENT TO THE BARN TODAY AND DID THE PRANCERCIZE THING
NOW I AM IN COURT ON ANIMAL CRUELTY CHARGES.
THANKS A LOT, COTH.[/QUOTE]
I for one am impressed with the responsiveness of the animal welfare officials in your jurisdiction. Hurray!
The OP is not cruel to animals. She LOFFS her heart horse. She is not a drunk and can see perfectly well with both eyes
That’s because you made the mistake of using your Amazing Technicolor Dream Stick and swished your lead rope at the horse in the wrong manner. Start over!
I can attest that my new $300 bit constructed of incredibly rare metal that shines with the colors of the rainbow did make my horse fart butterflies. Really pretty ones! So, OP, clearly that’s your problem with your heart horse, get to ebay right now and replace your equipment with something suitable and more humane.
[QUOTE=Real Rush;8104755]
That’s because you made the mistake of using your Amazing Technicolor Dream Stick and swished your lead rope at the horse in the wrong manner. Start over![/QUOTE]
Ah no! Its the Amazing Relinquished Dressage whip as in Velvet’s Tag line and per the old story-err legend that goes with it :lol:
What have you done to your furbaby?! My hubby wants to know, as do our other fur kids. I’ll check back after arguing with more people on the internet, and prancing.
[QUOTE=eastendjumper;8104389]
Just remember OP, get a contract written in stone cold crayon or its all mush from whichever pro you choose to fix your bro-mare.[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol:
I am team pro-guac.
I am not a lawyer nor do I play one on TV, but you need to sue. And I’m not talking threaten. I’m talking shut that government down sue. They’re discriminating against your right of self expression. And how on earth do they expect you to form a deeper bond with your bro-mare if you can’t freely express yourself?
[QUOTE=x raen tlah;8104748]
The OP is not cruel to animals. She LOFFS her heart horse. She is not a drunk and can see perfectly well with both eyes[/QUOTE]
Do we have a houseguest?
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I am not a burrito amateur. You are a troll!! I’m going to get the mods to delete the thread and I’m suing if they don’t!!
Why don’t you try dying him a bright shade of purple?
[QUOTE=Ambitious Kate;8104618]
Its after noon, besides, I feel a drunk post coming, and need to work up to it.[/QUOTE]
Its not drinking if its a good wine :winkgrin:
As she raises her glass…
[QUOTE=TheJenners;8104886]
I am not a burrito amateur. You are a troll!! I’m going to get the mods to delete the thread and I’m suing if they don’t!![/QUOTE]
Of course you aren’t a burrito amateur, just a guac amateur. (Of course we all know that the guac is the most important part though of truly excellent burrito) Maybe you need certification to prove you worthy of the title of professional burrito?
OP I have saddle for free… It will fit your guy perfectly as it is a one size fits all and it comes with multiple sets beautiful colour co-ordinated stirrup leathers. So you can use as one poster suggested one of the sets as a belt to match whichever pair you are using on the saddle.
I can send this to you postage due if you would just paypal me the asking price of $5000.00.for the stirrup leathers.
