[QUOTE=supershorty628;8104036]
Um, no? You’re obviously a burrito novice and not fit to have burritos. You need to be schooled on the WAY LIFE IS. You need a trainer who will perfectly prep your burrito for you since you’re incapable.
I mourn the loss of true burritomanship in this generation.[/QUOTE]
This would never have happened if she had watched the annual Jorge M. Horris Burritomastership Clinic.
I mean seriously if you don’t take Guac and your boots aren’t brown, then EFF YOU.
I just came on here to let everyone know that the OP is wonderful. In fact, I won the Burritomastership Mustang Burrito Challenge so I know what I am talking about! I didn’t sell my burrito to the killer buyer afterwards, he went to a nice farm somewhere and is frolicking, I swear. Anyway, I wanted to make sure to take this personal fight public and call out you mean girls.
Can I sit with you?
[QUOTE=Kwill;8104980]
Can I sit with you?[/QUOTE]
Only if you wear pink tomorrow. Otherwise, YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!
You can only sit with us if you eat guac on your burritos
OP, are you literally a pillar in your community?
[QUOTE=roseymare;8104600]
Dang someone beat me to the Spririt bridle…[/QUOTE]
Sorry!! Had to!!
desperately looks for something pink in the closet…so excited …maybe I should go to the mall.
What if they find out I am allergic to avocados? mustn’t let on …
OP- are you putting your bell boots on correctly? That could be the cause of the lameness…here is a great video to help with the correct way to put them on:
http://www.ehow.com/video_2365966_how-put-bell-boots-horse.html
[QUOTE=Kwill;8105071]
desperately looks for something pink in the closet…so excited …maybe I should go to the mall.
What if they find out I am allergic to avocados? mustn’t let on …[/QUOTE]
You will fit in with the cool kids even better if your lips are swollen…it is like inexpensive botox
Are you talking about The Big Pink?!?! :eek:
Now wait just a dang minnit - the OP’s horse does not like pink. See, I was able to infer that from her posts. Besides, my heart horse told my psychic to tell me to tell the OP’s psychic to tell her horse…oh, wait…crap, where was I going here…oh never mind…her horse wants his stall color changed. That will solve everything.
[QUOTE=belgianWBLuver;8104784]
Ah no! Its the Amazing Relinquished Dressage whip as in Velvet’s Tag line and per the old story-err legend that goes with it :lol:[/QUOTE]
Oops, hope I didn’t accidentally take someone else’s idea. Was just trying to think of something creative to refer to a “carrot stick”.
NO, NO, NOOOO!!! Use of a carrot-stick will lead to long-lasting do-mage like “rollkur” and “rassembler,” enemies of all decent “durchglassekeit” and “longissiment” praised by equestrian Ubermenschen everywhere!
Lest you perpetrate the dreaded, (and recently outlawed by the FEI), state of Blue Tongue Syndrome which can get you punished with a rectal palpation performed in the stocks, PLEASE avoid anything smacking of, you know, psst! (The “P” Word.")
Or you’ll end up on Regumate like my Aunt Louise . . .
[QUOTE=Kwill;8104778]
I can attest that my new $300 bit constructed of incredibly rare metal that shines with the colors of the rainbow did make my horse fart butterflies. Really pretty ones! So, OP, clearly that’s your problem with your heart horse, get to ebay right now and replace your equipment with something suitable and more humane.[/QUOTE]
I want this bit SO BAD
[QUOTE=Lady Eboshi;8105218]
NO, NO, NOOOO!!! Use of a carrot-stick will lead to long-lasting do-mage like “rollkur” and “rassembler,” enemies of all decent “durchglassekeit” and “longissiment” praised by equestrian Ubermenschen everywhere!
Lest you perpetrate the dreaded, (and recently outlawed by the FEI), state of Blue Tongue Syndrome which can get you punished with a rectal palpation performed in the stocks, PLEASE avoid anything smacking of, you know, psst! (The “P” Word.")
Or you’ll end up on Regumate like my Aunt Louise . . .[/QUOTE]
OMG did you just mention “Rollkur” - Puts hand on forehead -
Now I really need anotha glass of vino :eek:
[QUOTE=GoneAway;8104943]
This would never have happened if she had watched the annual Jorge M. Horris Burritomastership Clinic.
I mean seriously if you don’t take Guac and your boots aren’t brown, then EFF YOU.[/QUOTE]
At first, I read that as the Jorge M. Horris Buttmastership Clinic -it’s been a long day…
Why are you all so mean to the OP? I mean, clearly this he-she mare is in the best hands and it’s obvious the only reason the horse is lame is his/her name is written in the wrong color crayon. Duh. It’s clear it was written in red, the color of hate.
[QUOTE=californianinkansas;8105277]
At first, I read that as the Jorge M. Horris Buttmastership Clinic -it’s been a long day…[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Oooops
I think I need to ask my doctor to go on myrbetriq. Oh wait - it might be the wine :o
Insert angry rant that will soon be edited to be removed as I dramatically flounce off the thread.
[QUOTE=californianinkansas;8105277]
At first, I read that as the Jorge M. Horris Buttmastership Clinic -it’s been a long day…[/QUOTE]
Is that better than a thigh master or the Brazilian Butt Lift?
And say that you won’t be back to post on this thread.
Then show back up in a couple of posts.
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