You are all absolutely and completey wrong . The OP needs a kingly sized bed she can share with her heart horse , after they have an Guinness or two, three or four on the balcony.
Ahh peace.
This thread is why I love COTH. (And a burrito is worthless without guac!)
Can any Burrito pros here suggest a good wine pairing for my burrito? It’s chicken without rice and just a few black beans. Guac is on the side because I wasn’t sure if it would be better dipped or smeared. Please don’t suggest I get a local burrito pro to come out. I’m on a very strict burrito budget.
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Can any Burrito pros here suggest a good wine pairing for my burrito? It’s chicken without rice and just a few black beans. Guac is on the side because I wasn’t sure if it would be better dipped or smeared. Please don’t suggest I get a local burrito pro to come out. I’m on a very strict burrito budget.[/QUOTE]
You guys this was covered in day three of the Jorge M. Horris Burritomastership Clinic, but MAYBE IF THE STUPID LIVE FEED WORKED YOU’D ALREADY KNOW THAT.
The live feed worked but this year you had TO PAY FOR IT…it was no longer underwritten by The Avocado Board.
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Can any Burrito pros here suggest a good wine pairing for my burrito? It’s chicken without rice and just a few black beans. Guac is on the side because I wasn’t sure if it would be better dipped or smeared. Please don’t suggest I get a local burrito pro to come out. I’m on a very strict burrito budget.[/QUOTE]
BOXED wine, of course! :lol:
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Can any Burrito pros here suggest a good wine pairing for my burrito? It’s chicken without rice and just a few black beans. Guac is on the side because I wasn’t sure if it would be better dipped or smeared. Please don’t suggest I get a local burrito pro to come out. I’m on a very strict burrito budget.[/QUOTE]
JMHO, but if you can’t afford a good burrito pro, you shouldn’t have a burrito. What if you should have an emergency?
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And say that you won’t be back to post on this thread.
Then show back up in a couple of posts.[/QUOTE]
How dare you quote my angry rant! Now I can’t remove it, so I will beg the mods to delete my post so it won’t show how irrational I am.
I love this thread, haha. I mean I hate it, I won’t ever be back again!
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JMHO, but if you can’t afford a good burrito pro, you shouldn’t have a burrito. What if you should have an emergency?[/QUOTE]
Why would you expect anyone be rational?
That is a heart horse anyway, no rational thought needed for those, guac or not.
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How dare you quote my angry rant! Now I can’t remove it, so I will beg the mods to delete my post so it won’t show how irrational I am.
I love this thread, haha. I mean I hate it, I won’t ever be back again![/QUOTE]
you must threaten to sic your lawyers on the board as well
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JMHO, but if you can’t afford a good burrito pro, you shouldn’t have a burrito. What if you should have an emergency?[/QUOTE]
Are you saying I dnt love my burrito??? OMG YOU R SUCH A BIG MEANIE HEAD I H8TE YOU WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS BIARD SO AWFULNMEAN YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF THE RELATIONAHIP I ASHARE WITH MY BURRITO
I am snorting cheap boxed wine through my nose. I have never liked so many posts in one thread ever.
I know I’m coming in late, and I am devastated that a Spirit bridle, homeopathy, apple cider vinegar, ulcers and lack of desensitization have already been mentioned. However, I believe I am the first in to suggest deworming with diatomaceous earth (that is, “magic sand”) to avoid all those horrible chemicals, and that the lameness is obviously being caused by tetantic contractions.
Carry on!
ETA - Pro guac!
This thread is really more appropriate for January…
it is SPRING
why are we all still here???
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Now wait just a dang minnit - the OP’s horse does not like pink. See, I was able to infer that from her posts. Besides, my heart horse told my psychic to tell me to tell the OP’s psychic to tell her horse…oh, wait…crap, where was I going here…oh never mind…her horse wants his stall color changed. That will solve everything.[/QUOTE]
So very sorry but I must be in total disagreement with simply changing stall color. You MUST hire (for many many dollars) (many) a Certified Equine Feng Shui Practitioner to arrange all aspects of the horse’s stall so that they are in Perfect Equilibrium with the Cosmos. A poorly placed feed tub is a commonly accepted form of chronic lameness!!!
And, gol dang it! Be sure that burrito is PROPERLY ALIGNED in the feed tub!!!
I broke out of jail and am on the run from the law, but I just want to say all this advice is HORRIBLE. It’s like you don’t listen to what I’m saying AT ALL.
All these things you want me to try, and all this extra effort you want me to go through. I thought I was really clear in my first post that I wanted everyone to tell me I was right and awesome and my horse just needs to suck it up!
I am on the verge of flouncing, I tell you! Start agreeing with me or else!
Eat too much guac and you will gain weight. Anything over 120 lbs is toooo heavy for your horse. The wine only makes you gain faster. Please think of your poor horse and stop eating and drinking immediately!
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Eat too much guac and you will gain weight. Anything over 120 lbs is toooo heavy for your horse. The wine only makes you gain faster. Please think of your poor horse and stop eating and drinking immediately![/QUOTE]
Don’t worry. After I see my show bill, I’m going to throw it all up anyways.
What level of prancercise is flouncing, OP? You must be an elite master to be so close to achieving such abilities. I’m off to search Craigslist for the prancercise DVDs so I can move up the levels as efficiently as you.
Have you tried msm with garlic on the guacamole? On a hard surface you should be able to tell a difference.
After further review…does your bromare drink from water hoses?
