Dear Pocket Trainer

[Everythingbutwings]

Clearly, I have, through decades and life changes, Iailed in allowing my automatic subscription updates to have an easy (ie: credit card on file still accepted) path and I find myself sadly in need of attention.

I need to request an upgrade to the latest version of “Equusspeak” for the bill payer as I seem to be several versions behind.
I have not seamlessly transitioned via the software that
automatically senses (from data mined using your dob, credit card on file in GooglePay and Fitbit) and smoothly transitions the user from “active” (show/organizational approved/vet/feed/board/trainer invoices, bills and fees) to “retired:
Level 1: still actually sponsoring
Level 2: good for a raffle ticket
Level 3: has a DNR filed (check for bequests)

Is there hope for me or do I need to purchase the entire package(s)?

[hoopoe]

Hi wings, it is so good to hear from you. I dont know if Pocket Trainer is still with us. So many of the Olde Guard have taken their cocktail shakers and toddled away.

I’m afraid I cannot help you with your issues. Even though I’m sorta phase 2 I still consider myself a horsewoman and cannot shake some of the routines. I’m still good for a bit of practical advice but mostly sit by the paddock and watch

[Jo]

@hoopoe

So many of the Olde Guard have taken their cocktail shakers and toddled away.

It certainly ain’t the same around here.

[Everythingbutwings]

This explains the buildup of comestibles in my freezer.

[SillyHorse]

Good to see you, @Everythingbutwings.

[Jo]

@Everythingbutwings

This explains the buildup of comestibles in my freezer.

My door is always open for another ETBW goodie foodie box! 🩷

[Paint_Party]

Pocket Trainer still walks among us, although I’m not sure if Pocket Trainer still responds to supplicants. I heard that Pocket Trainer went on Shark Tank and pitched a deal for a Pocket Trainer app and was offered a 50% buy-in from Mark Cuban but not sure if that’s just urban legend.

Perhaps we should turn on the Bat Signal-- I mean Pocket Trainer Pocket Pager 9000 — and see if he/she responds.

(Glad to see you, Wingsy! From the poster formerly known as “Merry”)