Do horses masturbate?


I’m learning waaaaaayyy more than I wanted to know! I just keep imagining ordering some rolls, or rings, or brushes and having them accidentally delivered to the next door neighbours. And then trying to explain what they are after the nieghbour opens the package. Goodness gracious.

My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.

George always has his “kickstand” or “fifth leg” out. If I hand walk him or scratch his nose he gets excited. If I get on to ride him, he has it out. Sometimes he has it our while we trot around in our lessons. We try explaining that this is a family operation but his behavior doesn’t change.

~Christina~
“I made a new friend today.”
“Real or imaginary?”
“Imaginary.”

I’m afraid (or is it glad? ) that I don’t have anything to say about this topic from personal experience on the farm. HOWEVER, thanks to all who did as it has had me giggling hysterically at the monitor this evening.

My vote goes to adding this to the classic threads without a doubt!

LOL Belen my gelding does the same thing And after a grooming i might add to…

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I know a girl that thought her gelding was swishing flies off of his belly when he was smacking his belly with his umm… Needless to say, she was rather embarrassed when I told her what he was really doing!

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