OK, I have a real problem. I just moved into a new neighborhood and found a new dog park just down the street. Around 6pm, all the neighbors bring their dogs out, with beverages in hand…it’s really a social gathering type thing.
So, my dog Loulou (a 7 year old brindle English Boxer) runs out to play with the other dogs and the owners all grab the their pets like she is the Creature from the Black Lagoon. One lady shreiks: “boy or girl?” to which I calmly reply: “umm…I’m a boy, she’s a girl.” Then, she relays to the others, “its okay, she’s a girl!” Wassup with all that? Then, this other lady says to her dog, “it’s okay, you are STILL alpha female, Shirley.” I wanted to bust out laughing at these morons!
This clique appears to be quite important, right up there with the Trilateral Commission, the Junior League, or The Masons. They won’t let Loulou play with their dogs, and when she ran after a tennis ball thrown for another dog, an audible gasp was evident from the gallery.
I’m afraid poor Loulou will suffer some psychological setbacks from these Mini-Van driving, chardonnay sipping, Sam’s Club shopping social climbers and their little dogs, too!
I’ve tried to give Loulou the best upbringing, sent her to the best schools (Hockaday, Bryn Mawr, and her junior year abroad), a wonderful debutante season (she wowed them in Charleston with her perfectly executed Texas Dip!), etc. My hope is that she will meet a nice King Charles Spaniel with a good dot-com portfolio.
Whatever should I do?? Your help will be greatly appreciated. I’d like to inform these yahoos that my board bill is higher than their mortgages, but that wouldn’t be very nice, huh?