Dog Park Etiquette

well, hmmmphhh! I should say I retract my offer of inviting Loulou to come play with Casey, and would ask YOU not to e-mail ME… there, now I too have had a chance to invoke the dreaded E-Mail Ban…

What reference to “he”? I don’t see any reference to gender confusion…

These people probably think Kendall Jackson plays for the Denver Broncos. (Ooooo, I feel so mean!)

Actually, this neighborhood is really great! It is in a “hysterical district” and all the houses are old and mostly renovated.

The dog park is on the levee, right by the banks of the mighty Mississippi. Just across the river is downtown New Orleans and the French Quarter.

Perhaps I should just play nice and not go off on these few snotty-for-no-reason people.

DMK - Are baby quiches taken away from their parents too soon and sold? I’d hate that to be the case. I personally like the Pueblo Pies from Sam’s.

I love Jeb. Jeb makes me laugh.

Jeb, have you ever stopped to think that really, these people should be worrying about gaining your acceptance versus you and Lou Lou gaining theirs? Do you really want to be confused with those who shop at Sam’s Club? And how would Lou Lou really look bounding around in the back of one of those gawdawful Chrysler vans? Jeb, something tells me you and Lou Lou enjoy a nice bottle of Dom over Chardonnay anyday. Darling, don’t mingle with the commoners. You and Lou Lou just start your own little circle…something tells me, you’ve already got that goin’ on, honey.

LOL, I haven’t laughed this hard in a VERY long time, ya’ll are just too funny.

Keep it up! Keep it up!

I’m curious to know if the Junior Quiche Protection Society has a Constitution and Bill of Rights, and if it includes anything about all being created equal unless frozen…?

However, I am not nearly as entertaining as everyone else, so I shall not continue.

Jeb, please try showing up with some Mike’s Hard Lemonade and see how the coven responds. I’ll bet you and LouLou have the doggie park all to yourselves.

Does it make it better that we give the fruits and vegetables plenty of poo to eat while they’re growing?

I must confess, I not only eat my Marshmallow Peeps head first, but I leave them out exposed to the elements for days at a time before then, so they get hard and chewy. I’m so ashamed.

Save them . .save them, we must save the marshmallow species . . . http://marks.networktel.net/main.html

As long as we are bringing back the Greatest Hits Parade…

Voila! The ORIGINAL quiche thread. or how I learned to stop worrying and eat baby quiches…

Yay it’s back.

Since the last post I think that there have been numerous advancements in the Dog Park industry. We would have to install elipticals instead of treadmills to prevent any stress on the joints of our precious pooches.

did we ever venture into the land of pigs-in-a-blanket??? I mean what about those poor miniature pigs that are killed only to be wrapped in a blanket of fluffly croissant like bread??


“We learn from history that we do not learn from history.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

Oh…sly dog, you are! All sanctions are now lifted.

DMK - Are baby quiches taken away from their parents too soon and sold?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jeb:
Chateau Elan…good call. I was thinking a Biltmore label, but it’s not worth the $32 to get into the winery. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

True. Plus, let’s face it, Chateau Elan has a MUCH higher quality of clay for the rare Grapee du Clay vintage. However, if you choose to spring for the Biltmore brand, I will be happy to smuggle you in with my annual pass.

Well Jeb, we’ll just have to call it the . . .

Boxer Rebellion!

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Mike’s Hard Lemonade? Forget the quiches! What about all those poor alcoholic lemons? Imagine them being squashed and fermented alive!!

(besides, quiche is gross!! Icky!)

As someone who doesn’t have a dog, I have to say that some dog owners are pretty bizarre! I don’t understand why they won’t let little “Muffy or Fluffy” play with certain other dogs - I see it all the time at the “off-leash” beach near my house. Some of them get totally worked up about it too!Can you imagine some of these people with kids!??

Perhaps some of you dog owners can enlighten me to the philosophy behind “Canine Segregation”.

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Portia:
I must confess, I not only eat my Marshmallow Peeps head first, but I leave them out exposed to the elements for days at a time before then, so they get hard and chewy. I’m so ashamed.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you too? so, with the humidity in Houston, this takes like 30 minutes?

OK, ClemsonRider, now we know what you’re doing instead of studying, eh? Those were TOOOOOOOO much!!!

I wonder how one starts a “Dog Park”. Does one just find the place in a said neighborhood (or group of neighborhoods) found to be most “frequented” by canines, or does one ask one’s neighbors, or one’s town/county/city?? I wonder if the private school’s ball fields behind me would care if I set up a neighborhood Dog Park on their property? I could make sure there were plenty of pooperscoopers and containers for disposal. hehe

Would this said Dog Park be open to the public or by invitation only? Would the canines and the owners need to be interviewed before their applications were accepted? Would one charge dues, and if so, how much? (Sounds like a great research project for some aspiring marketing student!!)

Why wade through recent drivel when we have such memories?

How ironic, I went to the BLM/Meadowood Stables land swap meeting in Lorton on Saturday and one of the discussions was about dog parks at South Run Park where the original plan called for trailer parking for the equestrian venue!

What goes around comes around.

I moved this over here … where it seems more appropriate somehow!