Don't you hate people who laugh at their own jokes?

[ayrabz]

---- someone on a horse group I’m on posted this ad:

In Search Of: Jenny! Mini or Standard. Halter Broke. Would prefer White or Paint. Must be friendly, good with other Animals and Children

I replied:
try 867-5309

[Mercedes2]

If your joke doesn’t make you laugh, why bother telling it to other people? That’s my philosophy

[gertie06]

Why can’t pirates recite the alphabet?

Because they’re always getting lost at C!