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Shared to my vet
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When training unicorns, I put a handy-dandy tennis ball on the end of their horn.
They may still hit you, but won’t impale you. 
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I’d like to know how to get the rainbow urine and poop stains out of my unicorn’s otherwise silvery white tail. Is there a speshul shampoo or should I just cut back on his daily ration of Skittles?
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My unicorn is really hard on his blankets. . .keeps ripping out the surcingles when he swings his
head around to scratch…
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Taste the rainbow, poop the rainbow 
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