Eric Lamaze Submits Forged Medical Documents to Court

Brain, throat … only a few inches apart, anyone could get confused. They are almost the same thing, you know, misidentifying one for the other isn’t a big deal. Inside The World According To Lamaze.

He’s having a hard time keeping the symptoms straight, though, when it comes to posing in court. And explaining explaining explaining to whoever is taking notes for an article. These terrible cancers seem to be wandering around the top parts of his body.

It’s sort of like the dog who was limping around cadging sympathy treats after a vet visit. I had to remind the dog “you’re holding up the wrong paw, you’ll get more treats if you limp with the one with the bandage”.

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He thinks that people should believe whatever he says.

I don’t know how this works, exactly, that science and biology mean nothing alongside someone’s fantasy claims of medical woes.

That they explain it so much better than any doctor, because the doctor is just wrong if they disagree with the person.

This guy can explain away ANYTHING he does.

It’s amazing, really, that he seems to have no concept that other people are, in fact, grounded in reality. He’s sitting in one court after another and seems to think that nothing he’s done explains why that is. He seems to think that it’s such an unfair system that he can’t enjoy his scammed money in peace.

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Is anyone else suspicious of a plastic surgeon treating throat cancer?

I had a complete thyroidectomy and an ENT surgeon performed the operation.

This just seems like more BS to me. I suspect he had something done with the plastic surgeon, but related to different issues

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A laryngectomy is something an ENT would generally perform. However, these surgeries can also involve pretty extensive reconstruction which often involves a plastic surgeon as well.

However, once you’ve had a laryngectomy, you cannot speak normally again, and can only breathe through a hole in your neck. You don’t have vocal cords and your lungs are not connected to your mouth/tongue/lips to allow you to speak. You can eventually be fitted with a device that allows you to speak, but your voice will not be “normal.” So if he was speaking in his own voice a few weeks later, and not breathing through a hole in his neck, he’s yet again telling blatant lies.

If I’m not mistaken, he had also said his “brain cancer” had “spread” to his throat, which just … doesn’t happen. It’s possible to have 2 different primary cancers in the same person, but they would be separate disease processes. And the whole “infected artificial kidney” thing … is purely science fiction.

ETA: a laryngectomy and a tracheostomy are different. A tracheostomy involves placing a tube into the windpipe, below the vocal cords, so that the person breathes through the tube rather than their nose/mouth, but all the normal structures are still there, so it’s possible for the tube to be taken out once the reason necessitating its placement has been addressed, and the person can breathe and speak normally afterward. With a laryngectomy, the voice box is surgically removed and the windpipe is no longer connected to the mouth and nose - the person can only breathe through a hole in their neck. What he was seemingly claiming to have had was the latter … something that is not readily reversible.

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Or, you know, he was the first in the world to receive the super secret state-of-the-art laryngectomy therapy reserved only for the most special people with doctors who can’t be named, similar to his fancy artificial kidney… :wink:

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Lol good one :rofl:

Looks like he may working with a documentary film crew. He’s reaching out to people acquainted with him to see if they’ll cooperate. I know nothing more, just that.

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Oh, my goodness.

If he’s orchestrating it, it seems like the term “documentary” could be a stretch.

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Does he have the money to underwrite or produce his own documentary, which I suppose is meant to garner sympathy? If it’s an independent production, it might turn out different than he planned. Let’s see. Faked cancer diagnoses. Fraudulently represented sales horses. Evaded FEI drug testers. Presented false documents in court. Habitual liar. Am I missing something?

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Lololololol
How can he do a doc if he has no voice ? Or will have one of those robotic voices .

Wait , I bet he will somehow have his voice back and it will be another miraculous recovery .

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It’s giving real May/December vibes :wink:

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I knew someone with this. The resulting voice was quite distinctive – sort of synthesized or robot-like, artificial-sounding with frequent pauses – and she had to use a microphone to be heard when not close-up face to face.

The breathing through a hole in the neck is pretty noticeable, too; in her case, especially when the microphone was used. It was kinda like listening to a sea mammal breathe through a blowhole (no disrespect intended, just trying to be descriptive).

This was years ago, and I’m sure that there have been medical advances since then, but don’t see how someone could believably fake this.

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If this behaviour interests you, the book ‘The woman who fooled the world’ about Belle Gibson will be right up your alley.

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Crazy stuff, and the old half shares rip off raises its head. Of course the other party paid for the whole horse thinking they were in 50/50 shares, that’s the way it usually works, rider then has a free half. It’s sadly too common.

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Wow, that lady was another one, for sure. Sold healing wellness recipes and advice based on her own cancer treatment, except she never had cancer. Charmed businesses into signing up with her without doing background investigation.

She just made stuff up and proceeded as if it were perfectly credible. Some of it endangering other people’s health.

Now that it is all falling apart and legal investigations are proceeding, the lady is claiming to be a member of an Ethiopian community. Even though the community has said that they don’t know her. Like Lamaze, she seems to be hoping to confuse reality if she can be at least somewhat unaccessible overseas.

I wonder why cancer is such a favorite go-to with cons, when it can be fairly easily proven if someone actually has it or not. And it is complex in terms of symptoms and progress. And they don’t actually know much about it.

They raise money off it, or hide behind it when the truth starts coming out. Maybe they think the rest of the world won’t understand it any better than they do?

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Even better is Genevieve de Montremare. Claimed to be French Royalty, a genetics expert (she bred Friesians), suffering from leukemia, and with the help of her husband, even faked her own death. She was none of the above. Got discovered when she signed the bill of sale for their farm, 6 months after her “death”.

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Next level!

Netflix is doing a series based on her story

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Lord every time I think there can’t be a next level, humanity finds a way to take it there…

I probably will watch that netflix series with popcorn :laughing:

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Every time I saw a photo or footage of Lamaze after his brain cancer announcement, I thought he looked remarkably well for someone with such a dooming diagnosis.

Now we know.

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