First time hunting was a humiliating experience.

[Anselcat]

[QUOTE=Glimmerglass;3786375]
Then again you could just go other direction and make this fox-hunting version of Caddyshack :)[/QUOTE]

BWAH! Rodney Dangerfield on a giant tricked-out percheron. Like the hunt scene in Mame, but with bling and a GPS.

Though then we’d miss out on all the throbbing manhood and heaving bosoms.

[Mia412]

This thread almost made me spit my hot chocolate all over my screen. I laughed so hard that my cat is hiding under the table!

MyGiantPony, I need to come hunting with you! I’ll bring snacks!

[Risk-Averse_Rider]

@Mozart;3785518

And he a mustang that you rescued from the kill pen.

I sense a best seller in the making.

Toby Maguire as the leading man? Keira Knightley as the headstrong daughter??

Sean Connery as the MFH?

PLEASE!?!?!

[JSwan]

[QUOTE=Risk-Averse Rider;3786780]
Sean Connery as the MFH?

PLEASE!?!?![/QUOTE]

Oh yes, pretty please with sugar on top?

How 'bout the new James Bond guy as huntsman?

I’ll never miss a meet again. Promise.

Equibrit - I had to look that lady up. Wow. Wow wow wow…

[2ndyrgal]

I’m with you RAR

only thing hotter than Sean Connery would be Sean Connery in breeches. On a horse. In front of me.

[JulesGirl]

I’ll brave first flight for that.

[Badger]

Please let me be the push whip.

Heaven!

[EventFan]

[QUOTE=2ndyrgal;3786797]
only thing hotter than Sean Connery would be Sean Connery in breeches. On a horse. In front of me.[/QUOTE]

swoon**

[rivenoak]

@2ndyrgal;3786797

only thing hotter than Sean Connery would be Sean Connery in breeches. On a horse. In front of me.

Or Sean Connery AS your horse. <nyuk nyuk nyuk>

'though I might have to fight JSwan for Daniel Craig. :eek::yes:

[Rt66Kix]

Oh! Oh! Oh! I found the perfect saddle to match all the necessary hunt attire!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ansur-dresssage-saddle-tiger-print-cow-hair-inlay_W0QQitemZ230318206168QQihZ013QQcategoryZ47282QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

And don’t worry if your sandwich case has rounded or square corners. As long as it holds your refilled water bottle full of Mad Dog 20/20, you’ll be just fine. If tricks were good that week, then fill 'er up with Old Grandad.

And just whom will tackle the delicate subjects of the proper length of your thong, and the color of your popper?

[Coreene]

I hunt with Sister Jane and Aunt Esther.

[Badger]

Speaking of perfect saddles. For those armchair foxhunters, who like to read a good hunt report from the cheery warmth of their home:
http://www.dominicwilcox.com/orgasmatron.html

[JSwan]

[QUOTE=Coreene;3787514]
I hunt with Sister Jane and Aunt Esther.[/QUOTE]

Does Aunt Esther’s purse have rounded or square edges? Sister Jane will not tolerate purses with rounded edges, and she’ll thwack you with her hunt whip (which of course has the correct length thong and proper color popper).

Then you’ll be sent to bed without your supper. Mendicant!

Members of the Disappearing Saddle Club don’t have to worry about tiger stripes on their saddle, our butts and thighs are so big you can’t see the saddle anyway.

[lrkrame2]

[QUOTE=Badger;3787548]
Speaking of perfect saddles. For those armchair foxhunters, who like to read a good hunt report from the cheery warmth of their home:
http://www.dominicwilcox.com/orgasmatron.html[/QUOTE]

LMFAO! I opened that link at work!! talk about hittin the X REALLY QUICK!

[Rt66Kix]

I do believe this thread has gone into a full riot! Noses up and running into the wind! Woo-hoo! And we’ve even got several trenchers from other forums! Now THAT’S a hunt, folks! :lol:

[MyGiantPony]

@JSwan;3786582

JMurray -

That’s the smell of mendacity. :lol:

I admit I am puzzled. Because I can’t figure out where I fit into the "gentlemanly"sport of foxhunting.

If a person wipes their nose on the sleeve of their Melton, does that make them a rich snob or working class?

Can rednecks foxhunt or are we restricted to NASCAR?

If going out to dinner means you kill and eat whatever is running around your back yard, are you still allowed to hang out at tailgates?

If you once had to go home early because the curb chain got hooked on your cheap britches, they ripped, and your Wal-Mart underwear hung out, do they charge extra on your membership? Is there a stupid tax?

What if your draft cross cost less than a latte? Do you have to show people the bill of sale or do you make one up and call your horse a Warmblood?

I’m confused and it’s making my bosoms heave. :lol:

OMG I’m choking on my bagel…

[Lady_Counselor]

Bwah ha ha ha ha!
Best thread evah!
Fiction along the lines of the cow/logging truck/OTTB saga (though not as skillfully done) that has somehow morphed into ‘heaving bosoms’ and NASCAR!
:lol:

ETA: Poster should change title to: “First time posting was a humiliating experience.”

[bigbaytb]

:lol::lol::lol:

OMG…I did the mistake of opening this thread at work…read the entire thing…have not gotten anything done…and now have to go change my pants because I just s>>t myself laughing.

And I do not feel sorry for the OP…the TROLL…for the ripping…it was 150% truly epic in hilarity…
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[wateryglen]

I am not worthy! We’re ona roll!

Wateryglen bows low in an arm sweeping motion to Equibrit for her long post with many educumacating factuals!

And Mygiantpony is totally the BEST poster. Where does she get this stuff! I wanna hunt with you too!

If we’re electing a MFH of our fictional hunt; then we need more nominations and a NAME & PLACE for our hunt…

I nominate Pierce Brosnan for master, Clinton Anderson for huntsman and of course it’s the Snobbington Hunt in Dinwiddie, Virginia!!!

And Rt66kix! boy are we coffeehousing on this riot!!!

And sheeesh…I hate it when JSwan uses them big words …like mendicant!!! Mendacity!!! :eek:

[Coreene]

JSwan, AE was banging Walter! Tallyho, indeed! End of the whip wasn’t the only popper. Of course, she owns more than 100 acres and doesn’t live in an apartment, and with all that wealth she’s never turned away after a long trailer ride. Not that she would do her own hauling in the first place.