[QUOTE=Coreene;3787990]
JNot that she would do her own hauling in the first place.[/QUOTE]
Well of course, dahling, that is what staff are for. My goodness, you don’t think we actually drive, do you?
The reason I know so many big words is because I’m so rich, even my staff has graduate degrees. Spare no expense, I always say. It’s hard to find good help, but if one can afford out of work English majors then dahling, one is firmly entrenched in society.
With all due respect to Rodney Dangerfield ;), I shall not give up on heaving bosoms and throbbing manhoods. Nevah!
But OP needs to tell us if she/he is a boy or girl. It is crucial for continuing plot development.
Now, while Aunt Esther may carry an Hermes sandwich case, I just know she has too much class to be rude to a plucky paralegal who trailered so far and so long for her sport. Please say she did not join in the toffee nosed blue bloods who so horribly misused our hero/heroine. I cannot be so :(.
[QUOTE=Mozart;3788065]
Now, while Aunt Esther may carry an Hermes sandwich case, [/QUOTE]
A HERMES sandwich case? WHERE?!! Not even in my wildest dreams!
A hot wild riot indeed!
(wiping drool off the keyboard)
[QUOTE=Mozart;3788065]
toffee nosed blue bloods [/QUOTE]
I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds funny :lol:
Is this thread aiming for the “Longest Thread on the Hunting Forum Award?”
There must be throbbing and heaving - else why the men going to the movie???
Cain’t I ride mah gaited spotted, I mean Spotted Gaited Horses in your hunt? Of course theys match mah clothes. I have ex-let taste! And class too. I use them straws in the drinks jus’ like yur sup’ose to.
[quote=DairyQueen2049;3788295]
All breeds are welcome - just please no farting of butterflies - it distracts the hounds.
[QUOTE=2ndyrgal;3786797]
only thing hotter than Sean Connery would be Sean Connery in breeches. On a horse. In front of me.[/QUOTE]
Bagged that one! :lol: I was stand-in for Sean Connery…
I was working in Ireland as a rider and groom for Michael Stone, who in the days before his political career in FEI was a good jump rider. We were providing the horses and horse expertise for the filming of the movie The Great Train Robbery which starred Sean Connery and Donald Sutherland. I have no idea how that came about, but probably through Michael’s father, Colonel Stone who I suspect was well connected (also a dear man dispite the imposing title).
Half of the stabling at the Michael’s place was rented out to Jackie Dougherty who was one of the leading dressage riders at the time. She and most of her “girls” were extras in the film, as were Michael and his brother David. Being a rather shy 18, I didn’t want to do that, so instead I landed the job as Sean Connery’s stand-in, which was a rather presumptuous title since it involved no filming per se.
Ironically, I had no idea who he was at the time, so I was totally unimpressed. I even tried to instruct him on how to hold his double reins so he would not look foolish on film (he had them gripped all four in one fist with his whip pointed skyward in the other fist). He looked down at me from his great height and haughtily replied " I know how to ride…I play POLO!".
I remember that Sean Connery also came several times to ride at the stable on one of Michael jumpers and I had to give the horse a good warm-up ride before Mr. Connery arrived so he didn’t get thrown. :>) He also complained about his horse in the film because everyone else were riding the nice jumpers or dressage horses and he and his lady in the scene were riding portly irish draughts!
Good story to tell my grandkids…
[QUOTE=MyGiantPony;3786106]
[quote=DairyQueen2049;3786090]Why were you in my closet??
Gimmie those back!![/quote]
Are you that woman we had to banish from the hunt because you were riding this:
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/84000/84465GLnk_w.jpg
You must be - otherwise, why would you have all that correct attire in your closet?[/QUOTE]
Can you get some draw reins on that beast? The headset is soooo not approriate for the hunt. Geesh
THAT was amazing! :lol:
[quote=wateryglen;3787884]And Mygiantpony is totally the BEST poster. Where does she get this stuff! I wanna hunt with you too!
[/quote]
I am sick and twisted and accepted that about myself a long long time ago. :lol:
[quote=wateryglen;3787884]If we’re electing a MFH of our fictional hunt; then we need more nominations and a NAME & PLACE for our hunt…
I nominate Pierce Brosnan for master, Clinton Anderson for huntsman and of course it’s the Snobbington Hunt in Dinwiddie, Virginia!!!
And Rt66kix! boy are we coffeehousing on this riot!!!
And sheeesh…I hate it when JSwan uses them big words …like mendicant!!! Mendacity!!! :eek:
[/quote]
My nominations:
MFH - this guy: http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f279/toshiba_200/Icons/cowboy1.jpg
Huntsman - this guy:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1218/970742712_1a4e5dd2cd.jpg
Whips - these guys:
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k167/eebee717/firemen.jpg
Great thread :)def agree with Sean Connery as MFH maybe joint masters with Pierce Brosnan.
Johnny Depp for huntsman with Brad Pitt as Whipper- in . Was that Upper or Lower Dinwiddie ??:D:lol::winkgrin:
[QUOTE=wateryglen;3787884]
Wateryglen bows low in an arm sweeping motion to Equibrit for her long post with many educumacating factuals!
And Mygiantpony is totally the BEST poster. Where does she get this stuff! I wanna hunt with you too!
If we’re electing a MFH of our fictional hunt; then we need more nominations and a NAME & PLACE for our hunt…
I nominate Pierce Brosnan for master, Clinton Anderson for huntsman and of course it’s the Snobbington Hunt in Dinwiddie, Virginia!!!
And Rt66kix! boy are we coffeehousing on this riot!!!
And sheeesh…I hate it when JSwan uses them big words …like mendicant!!! Mendacity!!! :eek:[/QUOTE]
[quote=SuperSTB;3788321]
Why do you think she was banished from the hunt? Besides, it kept stomping on the antea…errrr…hounds.
With MyGiantPony
I like MyGiantPony’s selection for MFH, Huntsman and staff. Sean is a little long in the tooth for my taste these days. Guess the liking for younger men comes from having been a dirty old lady since I was a lot younger. I may be on a diet since I am married, but I do like to look at the menu.
[QUOTE=MyGiantPony;3788368]
MFH - this guy: http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f279/toshiba_200/Icons/cowboy1.jpg
Huntsman - this guy:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1218/970742712_1a4e5dd2cd.jpg
Whips - these guys:
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k167/eebee717/firemen.jpg[/QUOTE]
Oh mymymymymymy (JSwan fans herself, her heaving bosoms swaying wildly (because they hang down to her knees)
Anyone of those fellas can tighten my girth anytime.
Dear God
Please make one of those guys a member of my hunt and I will promise never to miss a meet again. Really. I’m serious.
Amen
x-rab is a cougar? Lawd, girl, I never would have figured you for a cougar!:lol:
My Giant Pony is hereby crowned the queen of hunt standards!
The most likely reason Tallboots was booted from the hunt is because she FORGOT HER FLASK!
I would like Pierce Brosnan as the poor impoverished groom that needs to ‘take care of’ all the ladies so that he can afford his GP Jumper.
[QUOTE=Badger;3787548]
Speaking of perfect saddles. For those armchair foxhunters, who like to read a good hunt report from the cheery warmth of their home:
http://www.dominicwilcox.com/orgasmatron.html[/QUOTE]
Do you think they have these at scratch and dent ??
Aunt Esther, absolutely, would never behave this way. Although Belgian, Aunt Esther has learned from Sister Jane and her other Virginny pals the fine art of “Oh my” and “Bless your heart.”
I’ve been lured from OC… this is hysterical! :lol:
Why Jessica dear, you’re having a case of the vay-phurs. (Channeling Katie Scarlett O’Hara). :winkgrin:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Appreciate The Finer Things
I have always appreciated beauty. Things haven’t changed. Back when hubby played soccer, I went to all his games. When people would ask me why I went, the standard reply was: “I am usually the only female with 20 some odd half naked men running around. What is my down side?” I still like looking at handsome men and pretty horses.
How do I afix my tiarra to my hard hat?
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