LOL CactusKate, I got it from another BB’er! Too bad all of them are too old for me! (The men, that is, not the BB’ers )
The last ad is interesting (of the jumper guy). But too old… hmmm. No, what I need is someone like THIS:
Profile for IAmBillGatesButCuter
Male seeking ErinB
Looking for: All of above
Age: 18
Location: Wherever you want me to be
Hair: Light Brown
Eyes: Dark blue
Height: 5’9
Appearance: Above average looks
Race: White / Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Education: Currently enrolled at Harvard
Occupation: Furure lawyer. Currently posess a trust fund.
Income: Father is a multimillionare, and very generous to girlfriends.
Smoker: Don’t Use
Drinker: Social Drinker
Status: Single
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Own a horse: A horse? I own my own breeding farm!
Favorite type of riding: Competitive
Interests: Jumping, dressage
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~Erin B #1
“But this world is so hard, it’s cruel and I wish it could be softer to me. I’m still alive, that much is true.”