Foxhunting singles

Yes, it’s still off season…so they are running riot over on FOL.

There’s been some talk about organizing a singles meet-n-greet event for foxhunters who don’t love singletom so much.

Thought I’d post here, since not everyone is on FOL.

Is there interest for such an event?

Where and when would you prefer? So far, the focus seems to be holding it in the NOVA area, particularly Middleburg or Upperville. Some suggestions for the Master’s Ball in NYC in January.

Some have suggested opening it up to other sports such as polo…trying to think of ways to avoid the 200-3 female/male ratio.

Would love to hear of interest and suggestions over here…particularly “outreach” to those who either don’t subscribe to FOL or use the COH boards…and those who aren’t members of MFHA recognised hunts.

Me me me me me. Pick me.
Oh, have I got stories to tell of the French Tickler – otherwise known as my future ex-husband (or current ex-boyfriend).
But let’s make this simple and say I"M IN!!! Middleburg’s your place. Or Great Meadow polo.

What is FOL?

Foxhunters On Line.

It’s an email list where all things hunting-horses-hounds are discussed. Off season, we tend to get off topic. Very. Off. Topic. :wink: :smiley: :lol:

Oh boy - have you just presented a puzzle.

What if 2 exes show up. This is a pretty incestuous sport. :lol:

Oooooh, nooooo. Future ex-husband is one and hte same as the current ex-boyfriend. His status changes regularly. Ask JSwan or Wateryglen. Beverley from Utah also knows my ‘track record.’ If I were a horse, I’d be a claimer. Err, bottom level, natch …

Oh my freaking fruitbat. I just peed my pants. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Me too, me too, me too. Oh wait, you’re all on the other side of the world. You have to send me sample photos and bios so I can make sure that the trip would be worth while.

Or should I post my basic requirements;)

Phoebetrainer
What could possibly be in your ‘requirements’??
Drawing breath seems to be sufficient 'round here. ‘Likes girls’ is simply a bonus …

Well, I had hoped that with a bigger pool, there might be more chance of finding a straight, currently unattached, reasonably sane male? But is this just too big an ask, for anywhere in the world?

Yes, it is too big to ask, IME. I was hoping to “trade up” as I have sadly outgrown my current mount, but I haven’t found anything at all suitable. :sigh:

The hunt field is a lovely place to find a man. Mine rode up on a big white horse, in his scarlet coat, and the rest is history. Hunt ball was our first date and we were married eight months later. That was 14 years ago. Keep the faith!

Wow, I need to go to Badger’s hunt! I think there are only 3 single male rider’s in my hunt (not counting the new whip/huntsman).

If there’s a (relatively) good looking man, who hunts AND/OR shows, and who is single, they are snatched up quicker than you could say “tally ho”…

Often they will work their way through the single ladies before ending on a scandalous relationship with a married woman, OR…will steal a woman away from some other man…

Like there aren’t enough of us single ladies out there that just want a man who knows which end of a horse is which…give us one that knows a horse and they could take their pick of us…but the boys always want what they “can’t” have.

Silly, silly boys. Damn the odds. Dammit to hell!!!

OH…and I forgot…

WHO IS STRAIGHT…

AND NOT riding the fence…

I’ve got a trade-in … Anybody who wants to make a bid:

FOR SALE OR TRADE: You too can have it all. European good looks, boyish charm, talented horseman (soft hands, quiet legs, strong seat.) Slightly used, but well-broke. Rode hard often; never put away wet.
Sells with halter. Delivery possible.
Will trade for neaderthal mute American with 4x4 diesel and aluminum 4-horse.

Any takers? Anybody?
Oh, forgot to add - Loves women. Loves. Worships. Adores. No men need apply.

Oh, Oh, Oh I have the perfect trade…an absolutely beautiful, big, brawny mute Virginian with a big truck and trailer. He is all yours, I got tired of the mute part…your trade-in sounds appealing! Hmmm, perhaps we should talk, single gal in in Va also!

Hmmm, sounds like I need to stop shooting shows and horse trials and start shooting more hunts! :slight_smile:

Hmmmm, so mine could be used as “bait”? Will hang on until I can use him as a suitable lure or trade him to someone wanting something a little different. :winkgrin:

He would be a keeper if he wasn’t always so FREAKING MISERABLE. If I had his life, I would be ecstatic…stupid, stupid, can’t see past his nose, misery guts. (Did you get the idea I’m having a bad week?) :sigh:

There are lots of men who ride with my hunt - trouble is they’re all either taken or doddery!!:lol:. But I would like some sensible conversation from a (straight) man in my life. I think that is what is too much to ask. If there’s good conversation, I can just about guarantee they’re gay.