Games Trainers Play: The Florida Horse Saga

[QUOTE=Dressage4Fun;2940435]
there is a thread somewhere about a horse that could not quit touching the hot wire, YUP<,thats US!!!

two MORE DAYS!!! I am counting the min…

My hubby says we are pathetic, but then asks for any updates!!![/QUOTE]

haha see drove him insane as well

[QUOTE=Bliss92;2940641]
I’m glad I’m not the only one who shared this saga with my hubby! Of course, I tried to explain it, and he said, “So, basically the girl is stupid, the trainers and buyers are shmucks, and the rest of you strangers are beating a dead horse?” I said, “Pretty much.” Hubby, who is so great with words said, “Horse girls are so retarded.” :eek: LOL But, he grew up with a mother who had horses (and breeds), so it’s not like he’s new to the insanity… :lol:

I can’t help but to keep checking back hoping there’s a new plot twist. :D[/QUOTE]

oi tell wonderboy–retards are the best otherwise why did he marry one-- haha

[QUOTE=goeslikestink;2940643]
woodys matey[/QUOTE]

Well, maybe it should be Donkeyman - name already has a Superhero ring to it, don’t you think? And he’s proven to be a superslueth :winkgrin:

Cue the music and dramatic voice:

“And Sweeping in to right all wrongs in the nick of time it’s: DONKEYMAN!!”

About the horror movie theme? “Buyer” and “trainer person” invite seller to THE BEACH HOUSE…which turns out to be an old Airstream by a swamp. Off a dirt road. At night. And seller OPENS THE DOOR.

Where is the OP? Surely she knows she has created this monster and needs to feed it!

…pegasus wanders in with a hot out of the oven coffee cake and a couple pots of coffee…

OOO! Am I too late for hot buttered rum?!

hl–the stick art is hysterical :lol: !!!

pegasus I will be RIGHT there for my share o the coffee cake, YOU MEANIE, blew my diet and all!!

of course all those 'ritas were like, diet, right???

UPDATES!!! HELLO!! only one and a HALF more days or 60 more hours or ???

Bumping this up because I am addicted to it

Sounds like Mr. AR - he’s enjoying his new phrase of the month which will soon be applicable to this thread - as soon as the seller gets shafted, and comes back to the OP - or EVEN comes onto this board - for tea and sympathy and pleas for help, Mr. AR would say -

Sorry Roger! You Tigah now!

[QUOTE=AnotherRound;2941908]

Sorry Roger! You Tigah now![/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=AnotherRound;2941908]
Sorry Roger! You Tigah now![/QUOTE]

Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero :cool:

pegasus I will be RIGHT there for my share o the coffee cake, YOU MEANIE, blew my diet and all!!

:winkgrin:
hey-- I’m on a diet too…or… .was…:o lol!

No updates yet huh…? welp, it’s happy hour now and time for Ritas,chips and queso again!!! :smiley:

So…uhhhmmmmm… Is it Friday ,yet???

Sorry horsekpr–not just yet… :wink: Day after tomorrow… :winkgrin:

I’m sorry, I can’t help but think that:

Senario 3–the PPE will never go off for some reason

Senario 4–the PPE does occur and the horse fails, but they’d consider taking him off her hands for less money because they’ve grown so very fond of him… :yes: Ugh…

Bets anyone??? :uhoh:

Hmmm…can I bet she takes another post dated check and promises not to cash it?

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Where is the OP? Surely she knows she has created this monster and needs to feed it![/QUOTE]

I’m still here! I don’t want to create a ruckus by posting when I don’t have info. But you can be sure I’m reading each and every post!!! :slight_smile:

And I’m even sitting here reading with farting dog ON MY LAP. That is dedication! My roommates have long since cleared the room!

Okay, thanks for checking in Epona - we addicts were really getting antsy! :smiley:

Now, Woodland, weren’t some friends of yours supposed to be checking in after they checked out the horse?

ROFLMAO

Now THAT is a picture I’m sure even the stick art devotees cannot capture the true “essence” of:lol:.

No wonder the roomies left.

Its amazing how 21 lb. of beagle/jack russell can produce such a FOUL ODOR!

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Oh how you underestimate the power of stick art…:winkgrin:
One Epona with farting dog on lap…on couch with laptop open… and friend fleeing room… Yea…you guessed it … I have NO life…:lol: