Games Trainers Play: The Florida Horse Saga

I hope your friend is smart enough to send a Bill of Sale for buying the horse “as is” and no warrenties etc for the exact amount she accepted. Let the trainer’s get their money from the buyers.

Seems like she ended up with what she intended anyway since she is NOT paying commissions

equine.com has a good bill of sale

[QUOTE=donkeyman;2945028]
Tell your friend she has caused all of us a drinking problem[/QUOTE]

Speak for yurself–

I have no problems drinking! :lol::winkgrin::smiley:

[QUOTE=BuddyRoo;2945066]
Ditto. Gimme a break.[/QUOTE]

Funny, clearing up some papers the other day I found my old PPE report for Norman. What a joke…still can’t believe I paid for that codswallop…

The PPE…NOT Norman, he was worth every penny despite what the PPE said :winkgrin:

So it is Friday,finally… just as predicted by many…The vet check shows problems ,and price is further negotiated down. If the x rays were as bad as they sound ,I wouldn’t have bought the horse. But then again ,after seeing the pics of the girl riding,I am not sure there is another horse around which won’t kill her .Probably why they couldn’t find one in Florida in the first place. If she doesn’t improve she probably doesn’t have more than a couple of years jumping in her either.

HORSELOVRZ!!! WE NEED ALCOHOLIC STICK ART, PLEASE!!!

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Epona coming out to feed the drama llamas…

now to work on SUUUUPER Donkey man…

Oh I almost forgot the incredible disappearing spine…

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How is she trusting that the guy will send her a check for the agreed upon amount? Any bets on whether it will be for what ~he~ wanted to pay in the first place? What will be her recourse then? Have they Faxed back and forth a signed sale contract?

I’d also bet $2 she’ll never see a check at all. There isn’t anything different here from when she first shipped the horse down there. :no:

Wonder how long he wants her to “hold” the check for this time? doesn’t she have one check from him already?

Um, what part of WIRE TRANSFER and NOW don’t they understand? I’m drinking Killian’s. Anybody want one?

I am keeping and framing this one!!! this is hysterical!!

I am also taping my mouth shut before I comment on the …

HL! Yeah! Can’t wait to see Super Donkeyman! :slight_smile:

I think we are going to need him to head off into the swamp lands to find the new “owner” and Thing 1 & 2 who have had a 3 day weekend lead to disappear back into the muck from whence they came with the nice horsey in tow! Since we all know the “certified” check won’t arrive, won’t be for the right amount or won’t be certified and will bounce!

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Wonder how long he wants her to “hold” the check for this time? doesn’t she have one check from him already?[/QUOTE]

I think his checks are written with disappearing ink.

I can’t believe that this people spent almost 2 months to try to the horse and are willing to buy him with a very crappy vet check. It just doesn’t make sense …

If I was buying a horse for my daughter to show the hunters, calcification of the ankles would be a deal breaker. And trust me, I have bought my share load of horses with less than stellar vet check, … but that one would be a no, no … I don’t get this people.

Let me get it straight. They want to buy a horse, but refuse to go to fly to see him.

Try him over a very long period of time because they want to be sure, sure, sure that it will be the right horse.

They take him to a show and it’s a disaster, the horse refuse and don’t finish his classes and teh kid can’t ride him. (Red flag)

He has a very bad PPE, and they still go ahead ?:confused::confused::confused:

It just doesn’t seem right

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Able to tow small trailers with a single truck… it’s SUPER DONKEYMANN!!!

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Able to tow small trailers with a single truck… it’s SUPER DONKEYMANN!!![/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::lol: You are AMAZING! :lol::lol:

In case anyone is reading this:

To the buyers: Shame on you. You have totally taken advantage of a kid trying to sell a horse. You have utilized nearly every “stall” tactic available while utilizing the horse. I guess if you’re a true capitalist, you’ve just done good business for yourself, but once anyone figures out who you are and what you’ve done here, you’ll be hard pressed to find a seller in the future who wants to deal with you. Too bad for your kid, who is probably completely clueless.

To the trainers: Shame on you! Shame on you! thing one and thing two. You KNEW what you were doing, shame shame on you! You took advantage, you swindled and dealed, you did shady things and you screwed up the deal. You ought to bury your heads in sand oh so deep! A conscience like yours? Oh, my own heart would weep! Good luck in the future! Good luck you will need it! All who you know who are reading this shiznit? THey’ll never trust you, and good! As they shoudn’t! No trust anymore to thing one and thing two. Be carefule now, we’re all watching you!

To the seller: You put up with crap, your spine, it got weak. Your horse is okay, but your bank account’s sick! You’ll never get paid at this rate, no you won’t! We’re pulling for you–and smiling and cheering, but if you don’t get the check, oh lordy god-willing, I hope you’ll find an attorney who’s smart. And blow these folks out like a stinky dog fart!

[QUOTE=mademoiselle;2945157]
I can’t believe that this people spent almost 2 months to try to the horse and are willing to buy him with a very crappy vet check. It just doesn’t make sense …

If I was buying a horse for my daughter to show the hunters, calcification of the ankles would be a deal breaker. And trust me, I have bought my share load of horses with less than stellar vet check, … but that one would be a no, no … I don’t get this people.

Let me get it straight. They want to buy a horse, but refuse to go to fly to see him.

Try him over a very long period of time because they want to be sure, sure, sure that it will be the right horse.

They take him to a show and it’s a disaster, the horse refuse and don’t finish his classes and teh kid can’t ride him. (Red flag)

He has a very bad PPE, and they still go ahead ?:confused::confused::confused:

It just doesn’t seem right[/QUOTE]

As my mother is fond of saying (in her best Lancashire) “There’s nowt queerer than folk”

That would be queer as in strange, not the more modern meaning :winkgrin:

Alison

Awesome!!!

This thread just CAN’T die, it has way too many forms of entertainment!

[QUOTE=mademoiselle;2945157]
I can’t believe that this people spent almost 2 months to try to the horse and are willing to buy him with a very crappy vet check. It just doesn’t make sense …

If I was buying a horse for my daughter to show the hunters, calcification of the ankles would be a deal breaker. And trust me, I have bought my share load of horses with less than stellar vet check, … but that one would be a no, no … I don’t get this people.

Let me get it straight. They want to buy a horse, but refuse to go to fly to see him.

Try him over a very long period of time because they want to be sure, sure, sure that it will be the right horse.

They take him to a show and it’s a disaster, the horse refuse and don’t finish his classes and teh kid can’t ride him. (Red flag)

He has a very bad PPE, and they still go ahead ?:confused::confused::confused:

It just doesn’t seem right[/QUOTE]

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I’m sure the horse is fine and who knows whose x-rays they are.

Under the Bus! Under the Bus!