I just realized that there aren’t enough pistaschios (or pinot grigio) in the world to sustain me through this thread.
Oh well, on to cosmos and frozen pizza…anyone care to join me? 
I’m not working until 1pm tomorrow 
I am speechless at the art!
Dr. Seuss rides again…
[QUOTE=BuddyRoo;2945171]
In case anyone is reading this:
To the buyers: Shame on you. You have totally taken advantage of a kid trying to sell a horse. You have utilized nearly every “stall” tactic available while utilizing the horse. I guess if you’re a true capitalist, you’ve just done good business for yourself, but once anyone figures out who you are and what you’ve done here, you’ll be hard pressed to find a seller in the future who wants to deal with you. Too bad for your kid, who is probably completely clueless.
To the trainers: Shame on you! Shame on you! thing one and thing two. You KNEW what you were doing, shame shame on you! You took advantage, you swindled and dealed, you did shady things and you screwed up the deal. You ought to bury your heads in sand oh so deep! A conscience like yours? Oh, my own heart would weep! Good luck in the future! Good luck you will need it! All who you know who are reading this shiznit? THey’ll never trust you, and good! As they shoudn’t! No trust anymore to thing one and thing two. Be carefule now, we’re all watching you!
To the seller: You put up with crap, your spine, it got weak. Your horse is okay, but your bank account’s sick! You’ll never get paid at this rate, no you won’t! We’re pulling for you–and smiling and cheering, but if you don’t get the check, oh lordy god-willing, I hope you’ll find an attorney who’s smart. And blow these folks out like a stinky dog fart![/QUOTE]
Buddy Roo - Oh my gosh, how fun is the Dr. Seuss version of the “trainers.” And might I add, well-stated.
[QUOTE=horse-loverz;2945160]
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Donkeyman doing his recon work…
He goes into phone booth
|Telephone|
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And emerges… SUUUUPER Donkeyman…
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(o)(o))______(o)_____
Able to tow small trailers with a single truck… it’s SUPER DONKEYMANN!!![/QUOTE]
HOLY CRAP, that’s AMAZING. Almost more amazing than this thread!!!
[QUOTE=horse-loverz;2945160]
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Donkeyman doing his recon work…
He goes into phone booth
|Telephone|
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And emerges… SUUUUPER Donkeyman…
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___<(D)>
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{o|||||______|
(o)(o))______(o)_____
Able to tow small trailers with a single truck… it’s SUPER DONKEYMANN!!![/QUOTE]
I’m in awe of the stick-artistry!
HL, you’re brilliant. I kneel in the shadow of your magnificence.
[QUOTE=BuddyRoo;2945171]
In case anyone is reading this:
To the buyers: Shame on you. You have totally taken advantage of a kid trying to sell a horse. You have utilized nearly every “stall” tactic available while utilizing the horse. I guess if you’re a true capitalist, you’ve just done good business for yourself, but once anyone figures out who you are and what you’ve done here, you’ll be hard pressed to find a seller in the future who wants to deal with you. Too bad for your kid, who is probably completely clueless.
To the trainers: Shame on you! Shame on you! thing one and thing two. You KNEW what you were doing, shame shame on you! You took advantage, you swindled and dealed, you did shady things and you screwed up the deal. You ought to bury your heads in sand oh so deep! A conscience like yours? Oh, my own heart would weep! Good luck in the future! Good luck you will need it! All who you know who are reading this shiznit? THey’ll never trust you, and good! As they shoudn’t! No trust anymore to thing one and thing two. Be carefule now, we’re all watching you!
To the seller: You put up with crap, your spine, it got weak. Your horse is okay, but your bank account’s sick! You’ll never get paid at this rate, no you won’t! We’re pulling for you–and smiling and cheering, but if you don’t get the check, oh lordy god-willing, I hope you’ll find an attorney who’s smart. And blow these folks out like a stinky dog fart![/QUOTE]
I found them!
http://i6.tinypic.com/7x45iyu.jpg
Funny thing is, whenever I read Mod 1 and Mod 2 referred to, I can’t help but see them in this way too
Money in hand= SOLD
T= NOT SOLD
[QUOTE=Instant Karma;2945309]
Drama Llama to the RESCUUUUUUUUEEEEE[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: snort
I’m out of the loop…someone please explain the drama llama thing to me. I’ve heard so much about it, but never really understood it…except for the fact it rhymes.
[QUOTE=Instant Karma;2945309]
Drama Llama to the RESCUUUUUUUUEEEEE[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol:
[QUOTE=Instant Karma;2945303]Money in hand= SOLD
T= NOT SOLD[/QUOTE]
exactly!:sigh:
Donkman - I’d still be on the ready if I were you.
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[QUOTE=WindWillowStable;2945341]
I’m out of the loop…someone please explain the drama llama thing to me. I’ve heard so much about it, but never really understood it…except for the fact it rhymes.[/QUOTE]
Well, that’s actually exactly it: it rhymes!
From Urban Dictionary:
'Like the Bluebird of Happiness or the Chicken of depression, the arrival of the Drama-Llama guarantees that a situation will become emotionally unstable. Tears will be shed, accusations will fly, and hearts will be broken."
More:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drama+llama
And for those of us who draw THAT person in the boarding barn or office-worker Secret Santa pool (because of course every barn and every office has one!):
http://www.zazzle.com/llama_oh_no_the_drama_llama_followed_you_home_shirt-235232932257761321
Since buyer called seller and told her that his earlier stipulation of PPE had been met, and that he did intend to buy the horse, and said he was mailing a cashier’s check for an amount that he and seller agreed on…
Would that legally bind seller? If donkeyman came with his trailer, or if anyone else offered to buy the horse out from under Thing 1/Thing 2 and their buyer, would seller be able to accept another offer?
My theory has always been “the first person to hand me CASH gets a horse.” So, I would say no deposit, no check, no horse…
BUT… sinces he’s already had the horse vetted etc… I don’t know. What do the other COTHers think?
Well while we’re waiting to hear if the check IS in the mail, or what other DRAMA happens between now and whenever,
Check this out, no mention of a “drama” llama, but llamas none the less. :lol:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
That should keep you entertained. Try to sing along. I dare you.
oh you’ve GOT to be kidding me!! T is NOT sold!
And someone (Epona, that’d be you) PLEASE make sure seller knows to cash the cashier’s check and make sure it’s actually good before she signs or sends the BOS.
I’m in the camp that the x-rays were phony…from some older horse who’s either already retired, or long gone.
Oh my gosh…even I who have been lurking forever had to come out on the llama song.
Thank you so much for that. I needed it.
HOLY COOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
FIRST let me tell you, HL, pass me a drink, my class was amazingly LONG!! Perhapes because I was SO anxious to get back to see what the CLOSING chapter would be…
Then I get to the house, NOT ONLY do I STILL not know on my JOB,
THERE IS STILL NO RESOLUTION (really) here!!!
Holy COOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
I want CHOCOLATE and a STRONG drink!! And for the record, I drink NO more than I , hmmmmmm let me think on that one…
So anyone else think that the next thing that will happen is that the buyer will want to send a cashiers check for 5000 more than the agreed upon price. Seller should cash the check and send him back the extra $5K right away…
