If I had Piggy March’s resources, facilities, support staff, and schedule, not to mention the expectations of others closely watching my appearance and performance, I could and would keep the Goober looking brilliant.
Alas, he is perennially unblanketed, lives out 24/7, has a support staff of moi, and works in Virginia clay the way other artists work in oils or pastels. (And did I mention my barn has no hot water taps?) So I aim for “neat and workmanlike” rather than sparkling perfection. (Except for February and March. Simply having a leg at each corner earns an A+ for turnout in February and March.)
All that aside, the oils in a horse’s coat go a long way toward repelling stains. Vigorous daily currying can rub out a lot of sins while bringing up some serious shine. (Because you’re really caring for the horse’s skin — the clean, soft hair is merely a bonus.) A Haas Schimmel brush, a cactus cloth or tiger tongue, and some bath-in-a-bottle spray when absolutely necessary, and I can get him looking pretty good. Until he rolls again.