Hello!

[Erin]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by suzy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Erin:
If it’s true that the FBI and CIA scan the Internet airwaves for deviant behavior, I’m expecting a visit from the spooks aaaaaaany minute now… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, but we know we can COUNT ON YOU to cover for us. Muhahahahahaha.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

"You don’t understand! “Eating dead babies” is a euphimism for a complicated dre-saaaaaaaj movement that is only achievable if you have studied in the classical traditions from Germany.

Being that you’re a lowly American without an accent, whose not wearing any kind of diamonds or European clothing, of course you wouldn’t know."

[katoth]

LittleWitch:

What I meant was, doesnt your horse get spooked when you ride it on I-90?

Are you going to the Graceland this friday to see Guttermouth and GOB?

“Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf”
Blood Hound Gang

[katoth]

For you, any shade you want…

So what is Dressage? You arent like those people who put sweaters on dogs, except with horses are you?

“Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf”
Blood Hound Gang

[HeyYouNags]

New versions will be something like:

At A, enter dead baby au gratin.

At X, dead baby sushi.

At C, track dead baby spring roll.

Down the long side, dead baby Wellington.

See, Mr. FBI agent, it’s a serious professional discussion.

Could I interest you in a pierogie?

[Red]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by katoth:
Once the baby reach’s a certain age it becomes more useful as slave labor.

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Well put!

I have one of those! Mine is about 8 or so… Who knows… She lives in her cozy cage in my closet. I think I’ll name her Ming. It really adds that extra “Umph” when ordering her to fan me and polish my nails. I threaten her daily with the crock pot…

Katoth, wanna play??? Muhahahahaha

[Marieke]

he pssst, (whispering) wasn’t there a recent research showing computer programmers have the worst and the least sex…

Marieke
www.boreashorses.com

[HeyYouNags]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I always thought it was really a cautionary tale when one of the labors of Hercules was cleaning out a stable. And not a one of us listened.
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KJ, that’s because only you and suzy are old enough to have been there when Hercules was assigned his chores.

[suzy]

Ah, life is good. Thanks, Beezer. My morning is off to a good start.

[DocHF]

No charge for the professional opinion.
Medication will be handed out at 11.

[TrakHack]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>DQs have broken their board…<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This is why katoth has appeared. Good to know he’ll be around a while since it’s still not fixed .

[TrakHack]

Some of us are hungry.

[katoth]

Dang, well I thought I had the market cornered on Small Children Delicatessen’s, back to the drawing board.

[suzy]

What’s the difference between a truckload of dead DQs and live DQs?

You can turn a profit on the dead DQs by pawning their jewelry.

How do you tell the difference between dead DQs and live ones?

You can’t.

[sarapony]

Be careful! Read this thread before preceding any further.
What happens when DQ’s have lost their houseboys and Hans has gone on vacation

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute

[EquiMom]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sarapony:
Much like chicken, you can only get food poisoning from babies if they aren’t cooked to a core temperature of 165 degrees

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Ahh…but you are forgetting the Suckling Sushi!
Dipped liberally in Wasabi, it’s a real kick!

And never mind about Krispy Kremes! You haven’t truly had the ultimate experience in decadence until you’ve tried the French Dessert Bebe, creme-filled…and delicately swaddled in puff pastry!
Pamper yourself–and forget about the calories!

*More food-for-thought: Baby Quiche! And you thought they were talking about the plain old, run-of-the-mill egg and cheese dish over at Off Course! Hah!

[Maria]

Marike, why should you get off any easier than the rest of us? Just 'cause you’re from across the big pond is NOOOOOOO excuse. humph

[TrakHack]

That keeps the dirt off. It also does a nice job of repelling the riffraff.

No one can teach riding so well as a horse.
-C.S. Lewis

[Heineken]

OMG!!! This thread is soooo funny!!! Dead babies R Us!

Aqha Clique

[katoth]

Here is my question, and it should be next to impossible unless Erin tells you. Though a clever person could figure it out.

Why did I come to this forum?

[HeyYouNags]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by suzy:
My birth year is 1982, and you would swear that I’m Gwyneth Paltrow’s twin. Um, but younger, of course.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And I’m Demi Moore’s younger twin.

suzy, thanks for that referral to the plastic surgeon. He said he’d put it on your tab, no problem.

The Nags family once sat around the table after Christmas eve dinner, swapping dead baby jokes.