If our board gets “fixed”, does that mean it can’t have babies anymore?
And if it can’t have babies, then what will we eat?
Suddenly, I feel frightened, and very hungry.
I’d much rather talk about Krispy Kremes. I’ve heard so much about them and never had one!!!
OMG, ROTFLMAO. Velvet, Riley, Eggy, come look see. We got ourselves a live one! 
Baby Vindaloo is on special today, for those who care.
I am definitely of legal age, and that statistic wasnt based on me.
And odly horses love baby. So this is [Looks side to side] horse related (yeah, thats the ticket).
So how is everyone doing? Its a brand new day, sun is shinning, the waters is wet, and the baby is slowly broiling.
“Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf”
Blood Hound Gang
Thanks for the heads up 
“Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf”
Blood Hound Gang
That bug was passed around the office for a bit until Carl had time to look into it and fix it. So with the next release (Which I believe will be friday) the bug should be fixed…
“Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf”
Blood Hound Gang
You would be surprised how much of my “product” comes from hit and run.
I would recommend the rock salt broiled steak today. While the cuts are not large by any standard, they are exquisite. Both juicy and filled with a unexpected richness in flavor, the ultimate culmination of the slow broiling process and under aging the �calf�.
How many can I mark you down for?
They ship in units. The units are: Classroom, Bus, and school.
Yes. February 2nd, 1978. Which puts me at, carry the 1, 24.
The worse part about being born on groundhogs day is growing up with extreme apathy towards most grownups. On groundhogs day you have to deal with every stupid SOB and their “So, did you see your shadow today.”
Its hard not to have a skewed view on humanity when you killed your first idiot at 8. 
Whats the difference between a baby and a papa murphy’s pizza. A pappa murphys pizza doesnt squirm when you put it in a oven. (OK, I never thought I would say this, but that is about at the edge of my tastelessness)
“Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf”
Blood Hound Gang
What in the world is going on here? The DQ’s are being FUNNY?! Hell has frozen over.
-Amanda
As soon as you’re born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time -Cake
To be abused
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HeyYouNags:
The Nags family once sat around the table after Christmas eve dinner, swapping dead baby jokes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Such refinement [cough, snort].
P.S. Maria, I think you now understand why my parents wouldn’t pay for me to have a nose job. No kidding. Cheap so and so’s.
SoEasy, my bestest friend… I live in DC. I’d be happy to meet your son.
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute
Sorry, Velvet, but you do have to pass the tiara to Katoth. She won it fair and square!
It will be even better if Katoth turns out to be of the male persuasion. snort, cackle.
Funny, I always used disparaging remark, backhand, boot…
Sorry, Suzy, after Velvet knocked me out and stole all the meds, it took me a minute to recover! (yup- I’m one of those folks who actually works at work, and thank heavens all 350 of the hospital’s computers can log on here!)
See you next week!
I dont know how men change with age. According to my father its similar to woman in that they are better at certain things then younger men, and they are more certain about what they want, what they will deal with.
And they know how to cook a mean baby stew, or at least my dad did.
“Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf”
Blood Hound Gang
I feel dead baby jokes will shortly be back in vogue. (Where’s that spewing emoticon???)
Oh, and, “Hi!”
It’s all about ME, ME, ME!!! (The only signature worthy of a real DQ.)
I have received neither children suitable for consumption nor medication. Please, before I cyber-spit fury and vitriol in your general direction, send them along.
Dont they put dead babies in the vats in the Guiness plants to help the fermenting process?
Actually I think its beef. Next time you see a veggie (Chipmunk as my co-worker likes to call them) drinking a Guiness, you might want to let them know that. (this is all from one of my co-workers, so I cant exactly back that up…
Though what doesnt taste better with a little baby? honestly.
“Life is short and hard, like a body building Elf”
Blood Hound Gang
I read a Modest Proposal in a Connemara coffeeshop. The shop owner, a dear man thrilled that I was reading an Irish author, talked to me at length about his inmate years in the local insane asylum. I kept hoping he hadn’t taken Swift literally.
“If you ain’t got it in ya, you can’t blow it out.” Pops
Anyone else think this thread is just a bit sick and has gotten (or should be) carried away?
Nyah, me neither.
Carry on.
