Help Plz. Tact or Education Needed. [a short novel]

Sproonee, they don’t…um…“buzz”, do they? :cool:

grin no, I’m not that warped. =)

would those be considered “bumble bee colored crayolas?”

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grin no, I’m not that warped. =)

would those be considered “bumble bee colored crayolas?”[/QUOTE]

Bumble Crayolas: A surprise with every color!

Oh Noooooooooo!!!

I’m MIA. I opened up my brand new box of 64 Crayola crayons last night and there is no pine green! What do I do? How do I find myself? The posse had better make a detour to WA State for some search and rescue. Do I have to buy a bigger box?

Don’t worry, we’ll find you!

I like the siggy!

Oh, those PC idiots in Crayola Marketing have probably renamed Pine Green “Happy Thoughts” or some such crap. Geesh, I worry about future generations of artists.

Color theory turned on its head!

Is anybody else getting this thread and Child in Pasture mixed up? I keep reading both so quickly and sometimes I get confused :lol:

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Is anybody else getting this thread and Child in Pasture mixed up? I keep reading both so quickly and sometimes I get confused :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yes…and they are so addictive…

Yep. There’s definitely a crossover effect as references to crayons/fairy tales/trolls/etc. jump threads.

Constantly asking myself, “Now WHICH thread IS this?”

:DThanks!:smiley:

Ummmm…Bachelorette party was a couple of weeks ago. We were joined by “Bob” a 6-ft Crayola-Peach-colored…ummmm…crayon-shaped inflatable…well. You get the picture. :lol:

Not sure I’m taking the latptop or not - someone else may have to take over. :frowning: I don’t know what I’ll do without my COTH CCTL Cheese Witch Fix.

Confused?

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Is anybody else getting this thread and Child in Pasture mixed up? I keep reading both so quickly and sometimes I get confused :lol:[/QUOTE]

I think I may be getting confused. But is the plan that Erin will convince her new husband that they must “color” in the English country side and visit Kookicat who is queen of the cheese witches, and consult with the recently knighted Farmer Dave about the demon spawn, and if said child has committed more acts, Erine is to come back from honeymoon and report to us here.
Then, as I understand the “Plan”, which first requires someone to win the lotto, lol, we will all suit up in our crayon colors, head to the BBQ at Blind Alter’s, and straighten out the crayola trainer. Then, we park the buses/trailers at the airport, and, covered in BBQ sauce (sweet or sour, take your pick) and smelling of beer, we all board an airplane, with captain, uh, is that hunterjumperSC piloting?, and head for England, hoping that the fabulash stallyon manger is not lurking to report us as possible terrorists, bend on harming a “misunderstood” youth, and then we arrive in UK where we all head over to KookiCat’s (and we can help with the fenceline) to see what witchery she has been up to with cheese. If the child is being good, we simply visit and have a cheese and wine party. If child is has been bad, we load her up in haveahart trap and take her to Camilla (whom Bonny Prince Charlies should have married years ago, she is a good equestrienne) and let her take care of the kid (off with her head!) and back to the Queen of Hearts).
While in Londontown, we, who have been clever enough to have brought some of fleur de duc’s marijuana straw, seek out Amy Winehouse, and ask her to perform Hunter Princess’s version of “Rehab”, in exchange for us lighting up the straw.
Then we all head back to the states, with maybe a swing by Middleburg to see if you know who has worn his crayon down to a nub coloring by himself, and maybe to see if the woman (forget where) is wearing inappropriate underwear at her barn or if the horse tied to the fencepost/cattle gate was really the stud who is named after his sire.
Then we all go home, color, and clean stalls and groom horses.
Keep up the great stick art people.
And yes we do need lots of songs to sing on the bus/trailer and airplane.
Like "We’re off to see the chesse witch, the wonderful witch of cheese,
Camembert, Brie and Cheddar, whatever the cheese you please.
and more songs. and more stick art, please.

Okay, that’s it. I’m grabbing a beer. Coffee burns too much when you’re snorting it out your nose. Thanks Cloudy!

Hmmm,sounds about right…

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Why do I get the feeling the padded COTH wagon will be showing up at your door very soon!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Cause

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:lol::lol::lol::lol: Why do I get the feeling the padded COTH wagon will be showing up at your door very soon!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

Hi, cause it’s outside your door right now:D
And of course as you know, we might have to make that little detour to take care of some other business:eek:
Have you gotten a call yet today?

And how can they “retire” colors? Doesn’t that warp those who loved those colors as kids and cannot find them now? And that crayola hall of fame, is it in Blind Alter’s hometown? Wait, didn’t someone here live behind the crayola factory?

Oh they retired them alright and, some years later, brought them back with a big press release. I managed to get myself invited to the press release and got a FREE tin with the retired colors. Still have them in a closet (most likely melted by now). I actually boarded my horse behind the factory. If possible, may I have one of the Wild Strawberry shades? I really need a trip. The last one I went on was White Trash Dressage. :lol:

Whoever has “Pink”… is your crayon really BIG enough? :slight_smile:

Hmm… when my students play on coloring.com during computer lab, will I have to turn them in for pornographic acticity?

Dangit, Crayola replaced my color with Vivid Tangerine. Thta’s it. I’m changing my mare’s showname.

Yeppers…I’ll give you a call in a few minutes.

C&C thanks so much for getting everything straight for me!!!:no:
Sounds like a fun adventure, maybe we might meet some hotties to color with along the way!!! Woops what am I saying I’m married??!!?!:eek:

I got one

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Yeppers…I’ll give you a call in a few minutes.[/QUOTE]

I got one and didn’t like the answers.

Will cal you in a few minutes if you don’t get me. AT&T cell lies about bars.

Wonder what horses think about people talking about coloring in front of them? Like the trainer here who taught lessons to a guy and dumped her husband for the guy while giving him “lessons” --more coloring than riding horses.