Help Plz. Tact or Education Needed. [a short novel]

[Maybeapril]

I might have to skip the trip and stay at home and color!!!

[cloudyandcallie]

Your crayon

[QUOTE=Maybeapril;3388527]
C&C thanks so much for getting everything straight for me!!!:no:
Sounds like a fun adventure, maybe we might meet some hotties to color with along the way!!! Woops what am I saying I’m married??!!?!:eek:[/QUOTE]

Just tell your crayon that he better watch out if he gets a dull point, or you’ll pick up a hottie at the BA BBQ or in jolly old England.
And we can all check out their plans for the 2012 Olympics.

[HuntJumpSC]

C&C~ Now that I can see through the tears in my eyes to type, yes! You have summed it all up quite nicely! Captain HJSC wants to know what our departure time is, and who would like a coloring book for the flight, courtesy of COTH Airlines? :winkgrin:

[Maybeapril]

C&C I’ll tell him that!:lol:

[Blkarab]

Ohhh–

Could I have Midnight Blue? If it’s taken…then I’ll do thistle.

Thanks,
:winkgrin:
Blkarab

[PaddyUK]

Congratulations Erin

I hope you have a great honeymoon in England:yes:

The weather is good at the moment - even in my bit!

Paddy

[naters]

sniff sniff

< raises hand >

Ummmm… guys??? Can I be red orange? Does someone already have that?

I know I didn’t get to contribute a whole heck of a lot to the CCTL thread, but I did manage to heavily participate in a trainwreck in the WWYD thread…

Does that count??

[naters]

Congrats on your honeymoon Erin!!! :yes:

[naters]

YAY!!! I found the list!!! I am red-orange!!!

[HuntJumpSC]

@naters;3388757

YAY!!! I found the list!!! I am red-orange!!!

LOL! We’re in the same color family!

[naters]

Awesome!!! I totally ripped of your colored signature line though!!!

[naters]

Can I uh, be the official train engineer?

[cloudyandcallie]

I’m voting for you

[QUOTE=naters;3388792]
Can I uh, be the official train engineer?[/QUOTE]

I’ll vote for you. We gotta keep on track and not hit the gate, and make sure Kade has recovered from her bad experience.
At least there aren’t any kids in Kade’s pasture chasing her around with sharp crayons.:eek:

[HuntJumpSC]

@naters;3388792

Can I uh, be the official train engineer?

Sure! But you have to wear one of those funny striped hats.

[CamsMom]

bus driver?

If we need a bus driver after the plane/train rides, can I drive? I have a BIG yellow bus that holds 84!

[cloudyandcallie]

Schoo Bus?

[QUOTE=CamsMom;3388890]
If we need a bus driver after the plane/train rides, can I drive? I have a BIG yellow bus that holds 84!:D[/QUOTE]

A school bus? As long it’s not some trick to make us do homework with our crayons:eek:

[DairyQueen2049]

@cloudyandcallie;3388460

I think I may be getting confused. But is the plan that Erin will convince her new husband that they must “color” in the English country side and visit Kookicat who is queen of the cheese witches, and consult with the recently knighted Farmer Dave about the demon spawn, and if said child has committed more acts, Erine is to come back from honeymoon and report to us here.
Then, as I understand the “Plan”, which first requires someone to win the lotto, lol, we will all suit up in our crayon colors, head to the BBQ at Blind Alter’s, and straighten out the crayola trainer. Then, we park the buses/trailers at the airport, and, covered in BBQ sauce (sweet or sour, take your pick) and smelling of beer, we all board an airplane, with captain, uh, is that hunterjumperSC piloting?, and head for England, hoping that the fabulash stallyon manger is not lurking to report us as possible terrorists, bend on harming a “misunderstood” youth, and then we arrive in UK where we all head over to KookiCat’s (and we can help with the fenceline) to see what witchery she has been up to with cheese. If the child is being good, we simply visit and have a cheese and wine party. If child is has been bad, we load her up in haveahart trap and take her to Camilla (whom Bonny Prince Charlies should have married years ago, she is a good equestrienne) and let her take care of the kid (off with her head!) and back to the Queen of Hearts).
While in Londontown, we, who have been clever enough to have brought some of fleur de duc’s marijuana straw, seek out Amy Winehouse, and ask her to perform Hunter Princess’s version of “Rehab”, in exchange for us lighting up the straw.
Then we all head back to the states, with maybe a swing by Middleburg to see if you know who has worn his crayon down to a nub coloring by himself, and maybe to see if the woman (forget where) is wearing inappropriate underwear at her barn or if the horse tied to the fencepost/cattle gate was really the stud who is named after his sire.
Then we all go home, color, and clean stalls and groom horses.
Keep up the great stick art people.
And yes we do need lots of songs to sing on the bus/trailer and airplane.
Like "We’re off to see the chesse witch, the wonderful witch of cheese,
Camembert, Brie and Cheddar, whatever the cheese you please.
and more songs. and more stick art, please.

I can’t breathe!! No air!!

Laughing too hard!!!

[ThreeFigs]

Then we really CAN sing the “Wheels on the Bus” song…

Yaaay!

[CamsMom]

Nope, no homework! Although I’m sure there are a few crayons stuck between the seats. And it has a radio for singalongs!

[Maybeapril]

You know our crayons are used for other things on this board besides homework!!!:lol: