Help Plz. Tact or Education Needed. [a short novel]

[BuddyRoo]

Because SOMEONE will surely get a giggle out of this…

…I had a dream about this last night!

In my dream, I moved yet again to a new town where I knew no one. I was looking for board, but the only place I could find also required that your horse be in training. I figured it wouldn’t hurt for a month or so even though my mare is 17, been there done that and kid broke/bomb proof. The gal seemed nice enough and the facility was clean and safe so I went back to sign a contract.

Contract was presented in crayon. Magenta. I was offered a box of 64 colors to choose from to sign. I started reaching for plum.

Then I remembered this post. Put my sharp crayon back, thanked her for her time and left. And made a mental note that I just HAD to go to COTH and post.

And then I woke up.

I’m not kidding. I woke up laughing this morning. :lol:

[Miss-O]

After she wrote an 8 page letter in crayon I bet that poor red crayon is nothing but a thrown out little stub now.

So at least you can take heart in the fact that now she really is at least one crayon short of a box.

Seriously though. I’ve met a few people in my life that sound just like this person, although not quite as bad as this lunatic sounds. They make you want to crawl under a rock and never talk to anyone again.

What is wrong with people. :no:

[talkofthetown]

[QUOTE=BuddyRoo;3328268]
Because SOMEONE will surely get a giggle out of this…

…I had a dream about this last night!

In my dream, I moved yet again to a new town where I knew no one. I was looking for board, but the only place I could find also required that your horse be in training. I figured it wouldn’t hurt for a month or so even though my mare is 17, been there done that and kid broke/bomb proof. The gal seemed nice enough and the facility was clean and safe so I went back to sign a contract.

Contract was presented in crayon. Magenta. I was offered a box of 64 colors to choose from to sign. I started reaching for plum.

Then I remembered this post. Put my sharp crayon back, thanked her for her time and left. And made a mental note that I just HAD to go to COTH and post.

And then I woke up.

I’m not kidding. I woke up laughing this morning. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::lol: so not right!!

[trubandloki]

BuddyRoo thank you for the good laugh!

[Policy_of_Truth]

This thread was the perfect end to a very hard day for me and DH yesterday- he began his first of six rounds of chemo and when I got home, I read this thread from start to finish - and I laughed so hard I though I’d DIE! laughter truly IS the best medicine.

Seriously, I think you’ve met a young Borderline, so be careful - she could be harmless, but I’d get a paper trail started just in case. :eek:

And, get that letter posted ASAP! I need more laughter!:lol:

[Everythingbutwings]

I’m a little disappointed. TL has yet to achieve the dizzying heights of COTH’s Kraziest. No middle of the night phone call to Bob Banner threatening to sue the magazine? :no:

My sister has a great way of shutting down people who link to her website. She inserts code that causes their site to scroll a banner across “I Steal My Graphics I Steal My Graphics I Steal My Graphics” :winkgrin:

[caffeinated]

@Everythingbutwings;3328636

I’m a little disappointed. TL has yet to achieve the dizzying heights of COTH’s Kraziest. No middle of the night phone call to Bob Banner threatening to sue the magazine? :no:

And no houseguests, despite having given all her “influential” friends links to the thread?

How disappointing… houseguests are my absolute favorite.

[Policy_of_Truth]

Caff, I think you ought to come over and get drunk and then begin posting all sorts of craziness here and elsewhere - it will be FUN FUN! FUN!!!:lol:

[Appassionato]

I have just read this thread from start to finish, and I’m voting early for this to be the funniest COTH thread of the year! OMG I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. :winkgrin: I also want to see the crayon note! You can even block off the name/signature if needed.

pacificsolo, sorry about your hubby and I hope all goes well.

[Julz]

BuddyRoo- that was priceless. Thx for sharing and for the good laugh. I too dream about things that I’ve read, or gotten a good visual on. Funny how the mind works, isn’t it?

Just hoping the TL goes away and stays away, since certainly in this situation, the OP can’t just walk away.

[Saidapal]

I was sitting here reading this thread when my boss walked by and asked me what I was smiling about…rut-roh…told him nothing work related…oops.

This has been the best thread ever. What an interesting town you live in!

But seriously - be careful and I wouldn’t post the letter even though I would pay money to read it. Unstable people should be handled carefully. I also would give the letter to the police for safekeeping.

PS: Your husband sounds like a treasure.

[BuddyRoo]

bumping this up for a friend because this is fabulous stuff…I think I’ve referred about 4 people the thread this evening for some comedic relief.

[SillyHorse]

@Appassionato;3328787

I have just read this thread from start to finish, and I’m voting early for this to be the funniest COTH thread of the year! OMG I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. :winkgrin: I also want to see the crayon note! You can even block off the name/signature if needed.

pacificsolo, sorry about your hubby and I hope all goes well.

Same here, pacificsolo.

I agree that this is one for the favorites! Great comedy! :lol:

[Aimee_Thanatogenus]

Threads like these are what make the COTH board incredible.

I need to see this letter and want to slap this know-nothing-know-it-all down very hard. She needs it, spoiled little arrogant creep of a girl. Too old to be acting like a 15 year old.

Has a degree. From where? My Pretty Pony School of Beauty and Carrot Sticks?

She’s one crazy girl. Small towns are like that, though. They breed mediocre morons who think they are the biggest thing who hit town, a town of 810.

[Saidapal]

My Pretty Pony School of Beauty and Carrot Sticks:lol::lol:

I HAVE to remember this for later use!!!

[Appassionato]

@Aimee Thanatogenus;3330238

Threads like these are what make the COTH board incredible.

I need to see this letter and want to slap this know-nothing-know-it-all down very hard. She needs it, spoiled little arrogant creep of a girl. Too old to be acting like a 15 year old.

Has a degree. From where? My Pretty Pony School of Beauty and Carrot Sticks?

She’s one crazy girl. Small towns are like that, though. They breed mediocre morons who think they are the biggest thing who hit town, a town of 810.

Watch out! The “TL Mafia” (both members, snort!) might come after you! :eek::lol:

[SillyHorse]

@Appassionato;3331138

Watch out! The “TL Mafia” (both members, snort!) might come after you! :eek::lol:

:lol::lol::lol: Both members! :lol::lol::lol:

[ybiaw]

I hereby nominate this thread as a COTH Favorite!!!

[anuphillbattle]

while this is certainly up there with the funniest…

it isn’t the most popular …yet… see the Crossed sabers threads. Lots of drama, illegality, threats, stupidity and also deeply concerned people worried about the threats to turn horses loose and not properly treating injuries which SHOULD have Vet, and terrible treatment of many adopters, donors and ex men in her life :eek::eek::eek:

http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=116746

http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=69766

I think the all time high is ‘Recovery of Mare’
http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=87887

[Appassionato]

@anuphillbattle;3331378

while this is certainly up there with the funniest…

it isn’t the most popular …yet… see the Crossed sabers threads. Lots of drama, illegality, threats, stupidity and also deeply concerned people worried about the threats to turn horses loose and not properly treating injuries which SHOULD have Vet, and terrible treatment of many adopters, donors and ex men in her life :eek::eek::eek:

http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=116746

http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=69766

I think the all time high is ‘Recovery of Mare’
http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=87887

Oh yes, the second thread you linked (the original thread) is when I got my nickname of “Asspantio” and “Asspants”. I still crack up when I think of that. I haven’t followed much of the second thread (first link you added), but no doubt Celeita will always be a hot topic!