Seriously! I’ve spent years teaching one of mine to stop tearing 
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Impressive. Couldn’t fit Magickal Jumper in there, too?
ET: correct my incorrect spelling of Magickal. 
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I think our threads should warn us by the second post that we need to pop some popcorn before continuing. And here I am with none in the cupboard.
I’ve always found the dressage warm-up ring, when there is a combination of UL and LL riders in at the same time, the most hair-raising. 
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Aw. Thanks for bringing back wonderful memories of me and my Fiesta. The best time to do this was in the snow. Unlike your girl, she would always give me a head start, though. I would be running and calling back to her “I’m faster than you are.” Then the next thing you know, I’d be looking at a huge bay butt flying past me. “Not today, Mom.” 
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I have nothing to add to this discussion, but this whole thread has been great for my Friday mindset, so thanks y’all 
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they’re so fun when you can just play like that!
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, All I want to know is when does the next “Prancercise” session start???
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How about, “Musical Tales of the Magickal Traveling Reverend Allan Maestro”?
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I get a certain sort of vibe with each video. Kind of a Baryshnikov Meets Lion Tamer vibe.
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This guy needs to link up with the owner who does choice training and gets repeatedly stomped. Remember the “owner does not understand the severity of the situation” thread?
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You are the Diva!
“Some dudes will do anything to get laid.”
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I refuse to watch that. You can’t un-see Prancercise © .
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Ok I am absolutely dying laughing at work stop it
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Omg. I knew about the pranceraize lady but had never seen that video 
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Two things: I had to laugh at the horses running away from those two lunatics.
And she really, really needed to wear a sports bra for that. They weren’t really “bouncing”, more like being lifted up and slammed repeatedly into her ribcage. Ouch.
Edit: three things. I’d forgotten how gratingly annoying her voice is.
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Ohhhh….I used to Prancercize with friends, until we got chased out of the field by the barm workers. Maybe around 8 years old.
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I saw it on the news back when it came out and it’s still burned into my memory! 
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But wait, the horses were moving away. Does that mean the Prancercise lady has figured out the Master’s shooting energy beams?! You call her a lunatic, when really she is another master!
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Someone please buy that guy some clothes with pockets! He’s got to stop carrying the lunge line in his pants.
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