I bet he gives unsolicited back runs and then asks why you are so tense,.and also talks about cosmic energy. And let me guess. He thinks he’s the only person to post a cover of Hotel California to YouTube.
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I have never sampled illegal drugs, but the most recent turn in this thread makes me feel like what I imagine it must be like to be on an acid trip.
Like…WTF just happened…?
Let the recipes commence, everyone. All we need is stick art to launch this thread into the COTH hall of fame.
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Well, since I can imagine “the warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air,” along with a whiff of bull cr*p, here’s a recipe for oxtail soup (colitas):
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Oh, please do. I always like a bad rendition of a classic with my afternoon beverage.
I’ll let Joe Walsh know. He’ll be relieved. And yes, I do know him. Shall I also forward your contact info in case he needs a life coach? Or personal philosopher? Or… backup guitarist?
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Omg Back rubs and terrible guitar music. Hahahaha. And thank you @Paint_Party I’ve never had oxtail but I think it’s probably better than 
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Brown sugar and cinnamon-glazed popcorn seems appropriate:
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Yum!!! Will it make my horse rear? Increase our connection ? Bring me wealth ??? Ooooo and will it taste better if I play House of the Rising Sun on the guitar while it cools ??
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I have always maintained ….that I could eat a cat turd if you fried it and doused it in aïoli What about this recipe ?
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How long have you been a student of Hempfling, @Benv? So far, you haven’t had great success with the training aspect (which applies to influencing people, as well, believe it or not) and I have to question the life coaching aspect. If he’s really good at what he does and you’ve learned from him, do you have any idea why you might not have been successful at convincing people of your viewpoint?
Can I suggest another book that might help you “spread the word” a bit more effectively? You might want to read Karen Pryor’s “Don’t Shoot the Dog.” (Seriously. It’s an excellent training book, though not written specifically about horses.)
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For increased connection with your horse and more wealth, I recommend the traditonal Scottish deep fried Mars bar.
If you’re wasted enough to eat one, you will probably believe anything.
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Omg. Let’s go!
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Oh man, if I eat too many of those, I’ll have to do a whole week of Prancercise. Otherwise I’ll be too bloated to run after my rearing stallion!
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Just put a video of yourself on You Tube singing Rocky Mountain Way (with Joe’s blessing.) That’ll bring in the bucks. Then you can pay someone to run after your rearing stallion.
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We’ve got to give the OP credit for a particularly emphatic flouncing.
They certainly showed us by unilaterally declaring victory despite no fight having happened and no reasons given why they so clearly won said non-existent fight.
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But did he actually flounce? 
Because he said:
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Well, I’ve skipped over most of the videos, including the super intelligent you tube version of Hotel California (nothing screams superiority like a you tube Eagles cover) so I suppose I’ll just keep on NOT watching the guy embarrass himself further, even if he insists on trying.
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The OP certainly took a turn down a path I didn’t expect 
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Here’s my favorite pancake recipe. I found it years ago on all-recipes and am glad I saved it, because I can’t find the post to link. It yields big fluffy pancakes.
Yields 9 6 inch pancakes Units US
- 2 cups flour
- 3 tablespoons sugar (leave out if adding savory ingredients
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 2 tablespoons baking powder
- 2 eggs, beat them separately before adding to mixture
- 1⁄4 cup butter, melted
- 1 3⁄4 cups milk
Directions
- Mix the dry items first.
- Combine the eggs and melted butter to the milk and slowly stir into the flour mixture (don’t overmix).
- Let sit at least 10 minutes while heating the pan.
- The batter will rise and be very airy, almost cake-like. I use a 1/4-1/2 measuring cup to scoop it out and poor it onto the pan.
- I also like to add 1 tsp vanilla extract
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Oh yes OP basically said BRING IT ON lol. So to me …instead of rehashing the same old well thought out reasoned arguments, which are completely ignored let’s post recipes or memes, because what he/she? posts is a real fustercluck
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