Hempfling - Different approach to being with horses

I admit, I was half asleep and delirious after being out in the sun all weekend when I decided to try that and laughed way more than it probably warranted when I read the response :joy:

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Since I lack talent for traditional COTH-level stick art, I present my kindergarten level Sharpie art:

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I just broke into hysterical laughter in the middle of the Nashville airport when I read ā€œjazz hoofsā€. :joy::joy:

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Jazz hoofs :rofl::rofl::rofl:

The art is spectacular!

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That is amazing.

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Hmm. This may have been the magic formula to get OP to back off. Or maybe not. I call bingo! for a ranting ā€œwill sue you and COTH and your goats unto the 7th generationā€ rage post in the next few days. Or ā€œtell me your names and send me photos of your farm so I can sue you personally for saying mean things that happen to be true.ā€

Ah but if OP the Israeli woman with the big crush on The Master posts that, they have blown their cover. Only The Master can rage post ā€œI will sue you for telling the truth.ā€ Interesting conundrum.

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I think it feels like a fever dream.

BTW: I made this the other day and it was THE BOMB!! : https://hestanculinary.com/blogs/recipes/thomas-kellers-life-changing-zucchini

I doubled the sauce (because its that good) and sprinkled Feta at the end.

SO GOOD!!

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The hypothetical Israeli woman who happens to write with what looks like standard German taught handwriting/printingā€¦

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Hmm. I donā€™t know any Hebrew scholars to vet this but Iā€™d bet itā€™s about as competent as the singing voice and horse handling.

Sometimes cult leaders will learn Hebrew to create their own interpretation of parts of the Old testament. Or remember when the Kabbalah was attracting celebrities like Madonna in the 1990s?

Itā€™s also easy to just hand copy text off the internet.

Iā€™m reminded of the Nigerian romance scammers that send photoshopped passports to their targets and expect to be believed.

Iā€™d be more impressed if OP had a coherent narrative about their life and experiences with horses.

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Quite honestly, if we get slammed with any more posts that seem to have the primary goal of soliciting disciples or marketing upcoming books, YouTube channels or guitar concerts, Iā€™ll flag it.

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:rofl: :joy: :rofl:
Perfect!!

It ALL looks like advertising to me. Iā€™m sure thatā€™s KHā€™s whole goal. So flag away.

@Paint_Party OMG, jazz hooves! Thatā€™s hilarious! Gotta remember that one. You win the thread! :rofl: :joy: :grin:

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Not surprised that this guy is a less than savory character. All the signs of a money grubbing woo-woo artist are there. Very creepy, in my opinion.

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So you probably wonā€™t agree, but hereā€™s a video where the horse is free to do what she wants where she wants, and she chooses to do what her human is doing, next to her human.

Iā€™m not sure how you can say this is worse or less authentic than your guy.

Btw, a breeding stallion gets handled a lot, and i suspect horses are like kids, they donā€™t really act up for strangers, they save it for the ones they loveā€¦

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DnRh5LdrrI7M&ved=2ahUKEwilipfFtq3_AhXHLUQIHf40DPkQz40FegQIEhAI&usg=AOvVaw2f0a-G2YEhWmWrqXJwPiwS

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OP has been at this for a long time, as evidenced by this thread from 2011:

The Horse Forum Hempfling discussion

The overall tone of ā€œDoeā€'s posts sounds rather familiarā€¦what say you, Doe/OP?

I wasnā€™t engaged enough to read through the entire 4 page thread, but one or two of the participants seemed a little, how shall I put it, less unimpressed with Mr. KFH than the posters of COTH.

Youā€™d think someone in the marketing department might have learned something in the intervening 12 years; the videos elicited much of the same criticisms leveled here. E.g., the rearing baroque stallions theme has been done to death; try something new for a change.

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I glanced at his FB group and wished I hadnā€™t. Apparently the next big thing for him includes analyzing the strengths/weaknesses/health/personality of AI generated horse pictures :woman_facepalming:.

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I shouldnā€™t be, but I am continually astonished at the schemes human beings cook up in their attempts to avoid honest employment.

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Iā€™m not sure I even want to know whatever the heck that means. But it tends to support the inkling that thereā€™s been some AI enhanced posting by the OP on this thread. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Itā€™s bizarreā€¦

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Yup, pretty mundane stuff.

I recommended Warwick Schiller to the OP because at least WS explains what heā€™s doing.

@Benv hereā€™s WS working with two unhandled young horses, with no restraints of any kind, who are chosing to be around him. I think you would benefit more from watching someone like WS.

https://youtu.be/55H0hzcGHtk
https://youtu.be/XHkb70koQhA

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