Horse' funny name

[Marylee96]

If you’re looking for some great and funny horse name ideas, this is the list for you. Some of these are breed-specific, some are male horse names, while others are more general and could be used to name fillies or colts of any kind. There are creative horse names and clever horse names, and any would make a good choice for your personal equine.

If you’re planning on taking your horse to shows, remember that the announcer will be saying its name. Perhaps the funniest horse names in that case would be “Hoof Hearted” and “Half Fast” (try saying them quickly). And punny horse names are fun, too - how about “Bitney Spurs,” “Usain Colt,” or even “Forrest Jump”? Cool horse names include “Silver” (The Lone Ranger’s horse), “Scout” (Tonto’s horse), “Rocinante” (from Don Quixote), or “Flicka” (from books and film).

Congratulations on getting a new horse! Enjoy voting on this list of horse names and puns, and feel free to add your own.

[Trakehner]

I had an appy stallion jumper who’d been bred by some hippies I’m guessing…his registered name was “Ding Dong, Have a Nice Day”. His show name was “Chock Full of Nuts” (A Baltimore coffee).

I had a mare named, “The Mare”.

[Rackonteur]

@Marylee96

If you’re looking for some great and funny horse name ideas, this is the list for you. Some of these are breed-specific, some are male horse names, while others are more general and could be used to name fillies or colts of any kind. There are creative horse names and clever horse names, and any would make a good choice for your personal equine.

If you’re planning on taking your horse to shows, remember that the announcer will be saying its name. Perhaps the funniest horse names in that case would be “Hoof Hearted” and “Half Fast” (try saying them quickly). And punny horse names are fun, too - how about “Bitney Spurs,” “Usain Colt,” or even “Forrest Jump”? Cool horse names include “Silver” (The Lone Ranger’s horse), “Scout” (Tonto’s horse), “Rocinante” (from Don Quixote), or “Flicka” (from books and film).

Congratulations on getting a new horse! Enjoy voting on this list of horse names and puns, and feel free to add your own.

What list are you talking about? Wanna provide a link to it?

Do a search on COTH for “name this horse” threads. There are lots of them, with lots of good suggestions.

Oh, and BTW, not all shows announce the names of the horses.

[caffeinated]

@Rackonteur

What list are you talking about? Wanna provide a link to it?

Do a search on COTH for “name this horse” threads. There are lots of them, with lots of good suggestions.

Oh, and BTW, not all shows announce the names of the horses.

dude, this is a new poster, posting some copypasted stuff (if you copy the text into google it shows you where it came from)… this is getting up a post count before posting spam, IMO

[peedin]

I think Usain Colt is hysterical.