Horsemanship lessons

Lesson 1

  • you are the boss of ur horse. Your horse is not the boss of you! This is very important when working with horses. Your horses need to respect u they are like kids u need to correct them and teach the how to do something right

Oh f***… So THIS is where i’ve been going wrong for the past 25 years… LOL

Why mock me? :frowning:

Unless you DON"T see your distance galloping down to bounce bank combination and your horse steps in and says “I got this one Mom!”

Its really a give and take.:yes:

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Why mock me? :([/QUOTE]

Isn’t it obvious?

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Lesson 1

  • you are the boss of ur horse. Your horse is not the boss of you! This is very important when working with horses. Your horses need to respect u they are like kids u need to correct them and teach the how to do something right[/QUOTE]

Do you have a problem spelling, lazy or are you using a mobile? This isn’t a grammar or spelling police issue. If you can’t take the time to spell out what you want to say, who’s going to take you serious?

Even if her spelling and grammar were perfect, what would be the point?

The content is worthless anyway.

No

Young troll, I’m guessing.

Spelling

I really dont care what you think about how i spell or use grammar! And yes i am on my phone.

Why is it worthless?

Who is beasmom? I am definatly barrelhorseluver and i am not trolling!

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Lesson 1

  • you are the boss of ur horse. Your horse is not the boss of you! This is very important when working with horses. Your horses need to respect u they are like kids u need to correct them and teach the how to do something right[/QUOTE]

Lesson 2
How to dodge a hoof to the head if you choose the wrong way to show the wrong horse “I’m the boss.”

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Why is it worthless?[/QUOTE]

I’ll bite and feed the troll…

Other than stating the obvious as blairasb snarkily pointed out, using chat/txt speak in a public forum such as this one makes your credibility go out the window. Spelling and grammar do count for something, especially if you’re trying to come across as an adult. Otherwise, be prepared to be flayed, mocked, and/or ignored.

Who is Beasmom? Beasmom is ThreeFigs. ThreeFigs has been riding for 47 years. Western (speed events and working cattle), H/J(back in the day when hunter courses were outside the arena), eventing and dressage.

Child, I’ve forgotten more about horses than you will ever know. Or “noe”. You’re irritating, but entertaining.

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I really dont care what you think about how i spell or use grammar! And yes i am on my phone.[/QUOTE]

Showing everyone your new toy? Try Facebook or twitter.

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Why is it worthless?[/QUOTE]

Because I’d wager that 99.5% of the people that use this board are far more well versed in horsemanship than you are. Therefore, your content, geared toward the most basic beginner rider i.e. the 5 year old at his/her first pony lesson is for all intents and purposes worthless.

Lest anyone question the 0.5% that I left out, I’m counting the spammers. And the automated spambots.

But maybe those knock-off purses and shoes WANT to learn how to ride. Don’t you DARE discriminate against them!

:wink:

I think this kid needs some round penning. I don’t have anything better to do today…

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I think this kid needs some round penning. I don’t have anything better to do today…[/QUOTE]

More like a nerve line, tongs and a set of hobbles.