Horsie Customer Service - from our friends at NotAlwaysRight.com

[ChocoMare]

Someone from Tamara In Tn’s thread mentioned the site and I’ve been laffing my way thru them alllll day. And then, there it was: a horsie one :yes:

Just Another Mild Mannered Horse

(I work in the barn, where I explain the rules of our corn maze. There are usually two or three horses in there as well, one of which is white.)

Customer: “That is a beautiful unicorn.”

Me: “He’s a handsome boy all right. Just missing the horn. You can pat him if you like.”

Customer: “But he is white, and strong like unicorn! They are very strong.”

Me: “He would make a very nice unicorn. He’s a Percheron, though, so no horn.”

Customer: “He must hide his horn, to protect! He cannot always be a unicorn!”

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So glad my Percheron hides her horn too! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[msj]

Gee Chocomare, thanks for alerting me to that website. It’s hotter than hades right now and I’m sitting in a nice AC room so I think I’ll just keep reading those customer complaints etc. till it’s time to go feed the horses. :yes:

[ChocoMare]

I’m on page 46 and my stomach hurts from laughing! :lol:

[PiaffePlease]

Ive never seen this site either. Thanks for sharing!!

[idlemoon]

d*mn it, I’ll never get back that last hour I spent on that sight!

I am sorry your Unicorn has lost his horn, better than loosing his kidney a Candy Mountain.

lisa

[msj]

I’ve read a couple of the computer problem ones and really had to laugh as I wasn’t sure someone didn’t record some of my calls to my Road Runner account or the guys that made and service my 'puter. Just got a new mouse yesterday when everything locked up. Thank heavens that’s all it was. :lol:

[Showjumper28]

[QUOTE=idlemoon;5653509]
d*mn it, I’ll never get back that last hour I spent on that sight!

I am sorry your Unicorn has lost his horn, better than loosing his kidney a Candy Mountain.

lisa[/QUOTE]

LOL “Charlie!!!”

[MunchkinsMom]

I need to find the inverse of that website, one where the customer has had to deal with “customer service” that is clueless. I wasted more time on the phone today with various levels of “service” in an attempt to correct internet problems. I’m still not over it.

[rfath]

chocomare -

laugh all you want! those people are everywhere! There is a beach that my barn owner and I used to go to with my mare (percheron cross, greyed out). My mare is apparently a magnet for the nutters there. Kids latched to her knees are a regular occurrence.

Last time, after a rough session in which my mare tried to steal a man’s sandwich to stave off her fatigue, we were walking back in hand when a woman I can only describe as Majikal appeared from nowhere and accosted my mare. She felt she was communing with her, I suppose. Wrapped her troll-like body around my poor mare’s head and crooned and cooed to her about her beautiful spirit and soul.

Mare not amused. I could see her roll her eye back at me like, ‘dude! help here! crazy alert! Troll got no treats either!’. Perhaps she should have revealed her horn and dislodged the woman…

[msj]

[QUOTE=MunchkinsMom;5654014]
I need to find the inverse of that website, one where the customer has had to deal with “customer service” that is clueless. I wasted more time on the phone today with various levels of “service” in an attempt to correct internet problems. I’m still not over it.[/QUOTE]

LOL, you must be dealing with Time Warner! I have the same problem a lot of the time but every once in a while they do manage to fix the problem but it usually takes about 3 people and at least an hr. I love it when I get someone like commercial with “Peggy” and you can’t understand 1/2 of what they are saying.

Now, to keep this horse-related, if it weren’t for the internet service I have I couldn’t check into COTH and I’d miss all the fun.

[ChocoMare]

@rfath;5654185

chocomare -

laugh all you want! those people are everywhere! There is a beach that my barn owner and I used to go to with my mare (percheron cross, greyed out). My mare is apparently a magnet for the nutters there. Kids latched to her knees are a regular occurrence.

Last time, after a rough session in which my mare tried to steal a man’s sandwich to stave off her fatigue, we were walking back in hand when a woman I can only describe as Majikal appeared from nowhere and accosted my mare. She felt she was communing with her, I suppose. Wrapped her troll-like body around my poor mare’s head and crooned and cooed to her about her beautiful spirit and soul.

Mare not amused. I could see her roll her eye back at me like, ‘dude! help here! crazy alert! Troll got no treats either!’. Perhaps she should have revealed her horn and dislodged the woman…

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(wipes tears from eyes)

You have my condolences, my dear.

If that had been my Percheron, Tank, tho, she would have definitely accosted the sandwich in one gulp AND then let the Majikal Ladee swoon all she wanted all over her big body. She’s an affection sponge. Only time she shows her “horn” is when a pony appears. :o

[CosMonster]

Years ago I worked at a small breeding farm that stood a white (well, grayed out, YKWIM ;)) Arabian stallion. I don’t remember all the details anymore, but the gist of the story is that someone had called wanting to breed her white Arabian mare to this horse, but they had to be willing to breed them live cover only under a full moon and only at night and only during a certain astrological sign because if they did all that right, these two majikal Arabians would produce a unicorn.

Needless to say the owner of the farm declined, stating that the mare was welcome but that he would follow the normal breeding practices. That was unacceptable to the lady took her mare to find another majikal white Arabian stallion.

[ESG]

@CosMonster;5654494

Years ago I worked at a small breeding farm that stood a white (well, grayed out, YKWIM ;)) Arabian stallion. I don’t remember all the details anymore, but the gist of the story is that someone had called wanting to breed her white Arabian mare to this horse, but they had to be willing to breed them live cover only under a full moon and only at night and only during a certain astrological sign because if they did all that right, these two majikal Arabians would produce a unicorn.

Needless to say the owner of the farm declined, stating that the mare was welcome but that he would follow the normal breeding practices. That was unacceptable to the lady took her mare to find another majikal white Arabian stallion.

I truly hate reminders that people like this aren’t too stupid to die on their own. :no:

[msj]

[QUOTE=ESG;5654610]
I truly hate reminders that people like this aren’t too stupid to die on their own. :no:[/QUOTE]

You can thank modern medicine for that! In the olden days, she’s have been burned at the stake as a witch! Unfortunately there doesn’t seem to be anyway to add more chlorine to the gene pool! :lol:

[Coanteen]

Curse you! I was up til 2 am looking at that site!

[ChocoMare]

@Coanteen;5654745

Curse you! I was up til 2 am looking at that site!

My work here is done. :lol:

[tabula_rashah]

OMG thank you so much for the link to that site! LMAO!

[UST]

Anybody read the one with the foreign women and the wedgie???

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT:D:D:D

[ESG]

Musta missed that one. Off to find it.

[Griffyn]

Cant.stop.reading. only came over here to lavish chocomare with praise… now going back until its DONE. I havent read anything that obsessively since well, Willem’s threads, and 700$ Pony… Ill be back, when its conquered.