How much does a grand-prix level groom make?

Bless your heart. Perhaps you don’t understand the definition of the word “moron?” A person who uses explicitly flawed math to underpin a patently specious argument is a moron. That’s a fairly unassailable assessment. Allow me to reaffirm my belief that @kenyarider made a moronic statement.

I strenuously object to being called a “monster,” or deserving of a “special place in hell,” or assumed to be some sort of Trumpian wingnut for having the audacity to hire people and pay them well.

The “you’re new here” argument is a sort of quiet bullying that some people default to when they lack specific knowledge or insight to otherwise advance a conversation. The OP sought specific knowledge that I possess. My response was an “I know” statement. What has happened thereafter is that the conversation has descended into a series of “I think” arguments. With all respect, the OP was NOT seeking a series of opinions. The OP sought factual knowledge. A handful of people have shared information; many others have responded with opinions…some of which are demonstrably uninformed.

Listen, I hear and understand the concern around employees vs. contractors. I get it. I also get that my owner has a team of advisors and lawyers and other sorts who provide counsel on these matters. I abide their counsel. My sense is that their counsel is not grounded in some theoretical ideal, but, instead, based on the pragmatic realities of our sport. What I can speak to with first-person expertise and knowledge is the process of identifying, engaging, and retaining top-level talent. I have put forth what the compensation levels are in our program. I can speak to why we structure our compensation in this manner. I can appreciate and respect - even if I disagree with - dissenting sentiment. I have a very hard time tolerating being called a “monster” or some similar assessment when I am confident that the program which I am tasked to oversee is an absolute leader in workplace safety, team management, and people support.

In my view, it is an entirely different topic if someone would like to start a thread about fair labor practices in the horse world. This would be very interesting. In the meantime, my program pays fairly, treats its people well, presents world-class horses, and competes with integrity. For better or for worse, the argument around employment vs. contractor is largely an academic exercise as it pertains specifically to our industry - if the horse industry were to overnight mandate that all eligible staff become classified as employees, then what would happen to our sport? My strong suspicion is that many people would suddenly be managing and grooming their own horses. Unemployment would be rampant. So, given the particular dynamics of our industry, I am proud to treat our people with decency and respect their talent. I am equally proud to defend our practices when a moron uses flawed math to suggest that the team that I lead is somehow overworked, underpaid, or subject to poor working conditions.

Let me ask those of you with a dissenting view: Are your grooms employees? Do you provide health insurance? Retirement plans? Are you paying “under the table” or are you properly issuing 1099s and documenting their engagements (if not employees)? Are you providing vacation days? What are your work hours? What are your work place conditions? Do you pay bonuses? Are your grooms legally in the country? Are you supporting the visa processes for them and their families? What is your grooms’ total compensation package? Are you dumping your grooms six deep into a trailer and four deep into a hotel room, or are you providing quality housing to them and their families? I think that there is a “glass house, throwing stones” sort of hypocrisy permeating the responses to my initial post. Here is what I know: When I am tasked to find a new groom, I never have any shortage of top people asking to be considered for the position. At the end of the day, the market speaks - I can attract and retain the top people because my program is a fair and positive work environment. If that weren’t the case, turnover would be astronomical, and new people would be impossible to engage. Such is not the case.

@MHM, the issue isn’t that a moron said something with which I disagreed. The issue is that they misstated facts to justify a specious conclusion that descended into a personal attack.

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I don’t believe them moronic because of their in-depth knowledge of employment law. They made a moronic statement by using flawed math to support a personal attack.

I agree with the perspective that by many assessment standards, some grooms are likely better classified as employees. However, this sentiment completely ignores the realities of our sport. I would hazard to estimate that upwards of 75% of the grooms in our sport are not classified as employees. It doesn’t make this reality right - but it is the reality.

I would also caution: Be careful what one wishes for. History is rife with well-intentioned, protectionist labor concepts that resulted in deleterious outcomes. I think it naive to assume that mandating a transition to employee status would result in improved work conditions within the industry. My sense is that it would result in a massive contraction of our sport. So, given the actualities of our labor market, I hope that we can agree that it is appropriate to recognize the talented people who support our programs, respect their rights by providing quality workplace environments, compensate them fairly, and support their advancement. I believe that one can achieve these goals within both the aegis of an employee and independent contractor relationship. Some programs treat employees horribly. Some programs treat contractors well. Employment status is not a panacea.

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@HonestPersonFakeAccount : The new here comment was nothing more than to enlighten you on how your subsequent posts would be received no matter how much expertise you do or don’t have.

In light of your criticism of kenyarider’s math skills, I present the definition of “moron” so that you may sharpen your English skills.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/moron

I also, I fail to see how grooms could be legally classified as anything but an employee.

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Yes, exactly.

Assuming someone is trying to bully you when you’re being offered helpful advice seems a bit… moronic. :lol:

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Thank you.

Are you suggesting that a person who cannot accurately perform basic math functions and uses their specious outcomes to personally attack someone is NOT “a very stupid person.”

Are you truly faulting me for defending myself from a false attack?

To be self critical, I was wrong to refer to @kenyarider as a moron. That was unfair. I don’t know if @kenyarider is a moron (or, alternatively, a very stupid person). I do know that @kenyarider made a moronic (or, very stupid) statement.

I’m thoroughly amused by the want to shift conversation away from the original question posed by the OP.

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Don’t you understand dummy!? They pay them a lot so it’s ok that it’s illegal! Duh!

ugh ugh ugh. Ugh.

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Well I just felt some clarification was in order. Also because I fail to see how a groom working at a particular barn is anything but an employee. I have been a private contractor groom before, helping at shows, but the majority of my time I was attached to a farm. The horse world won’t implode if they do things legally. The best barns I worked for took taxes out, had WC and I got a W-2 like any other job.

Also, because you’re new :smiley: threads wander away from the original topic all the time. Especially when a poster brags about paying under the table over six figures.

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Now I’M the moron!:eek: :lol::lol:

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I feel like we’ve slipped into an Oscar Wilde play :lol::lol:

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:lol::lol::lol:

The namecalling on this thread is out of line, and tit-for-tat on that doesn’t make anyone look better. Just stop.

No question it’s a PITA to hire people as employees versus just writing a check and filling out a 1099 at the end of the year. As I said, I worked 1099 for years and was totally content doing so, though in an industry with low risk of injury. I’ve also engaged people via 1099. But the world has changed and there’s now a lot more scrutiny and liability for doing this than there once was. Anyone who has a regular relationship with an attorney can certainly manage a regular relationship with a payroll management company, and IMHO these days it’s much safer for an employer to operate this way. The company I work for outsources its HR completely and started doing so even when it was tiny, which makes us eligible for large employer group health insurance, 401k, etc. This was especially beneficial for our organization because we have employees in multiple different states and regions, and dealing with the paperwork for every state or trying to secure insurance in each state was just ugh. I am sure it is not inexpensive but it’s a possible low-hassle way to go for someone hiring a handful of employees.

All it takes is one disgruntled worker, one worker who doesn’t pay his taxes, or one getting really badly hurt to create a problem for the boss. Or one green-eyed-monster.

Even if we didn’t abuse the spirit of the labor laws, they are what they are because other people did, and do.

That said, I still think it’s awesome that people are getting paid at this level in the horse world, however the checks are coming. People who are taking care of horses worth six figures should have comfortable lives. As the airline saying goes, put on your own oxygen mask first - you can’t take care of others if your own health and safety is not assured. I am sure any barn that pays this way is able to get excellent, happy people to care for their horses and riders.

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I appreciate what you’re saying - particularly about the meandering nature of threads. Truly. Thank you.

To clarify: We don’t pay “under the table.” I don’t know where that came from - certainly not from me. Everyone is issued 1099s.

Further clarification: Where did the “brag” come from? I simply shared my experience. No bragging - it’s neither my money nor my policy. It simply is my experience. For the record, I know a few programs that pay more than mine does. These programs have a commission/bonus structure related to wins and/or sales. We don’t have a formal commission program in place for sales, but, then again, we aren’t a sales barn.

What seems to be happening is that people are making assumptions (i.e. “being paid under the table”) and extrapolating these misperceptions in the least generous way possible.

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But technically everyone should be having taxes withheld. That’s all I’m saying.

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Double post

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Dude, 1099s are for independent contractors. You and your team are employees. Tell your boss to pay you legally. This is nonsense.

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Yeah I personally would not want to deal with 1099s. And if they are not submitted…

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A HANDBAG! (filled with cash, 1099 forms, boxed wine, and popcorn).

Sorry, I’m a literary nerd, couldn’t resist.

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I suspect you are either insane or a troll. I am a lawyer so yes, I have worked a lot of hours. What I learned for my employees (including my groom) was the rule “over 8, over time, over 40, overtime”. You are rude and breaking the law. Hopefully our government will eventually get around to people like you who take advantage of those who are in lesser positions of power. I believe that the moderators should remove you since you are obviously rude, ill-mannered and a law breaker.

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Exactly! I played lady Bracknell, I 1000% feel like I’m being lectured by her about how the ton do it :lol::lol:

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Why does everyone act like the horse industry is so spechul and different that they can’t run a business above board?

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