I asked Alexa for a Chihuahua joke

and here it is:

Why did the Chihuahua bark at the stranger?
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It needed a break from barking at the lamppost.

Spot on, I’d say!

Ask for one about your dog’s breed and see if she has one.

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From Siri.

Every time the doorbell rings, my dog runs and stands in a corner.

He’s a boxer.

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From random internet search …

Why do Labrador Retriever farts smell?

For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

[ok that was kind of terrible … lol ]

All food must go … to the lab for testing.

Can’t read a clock … always knows when it’s dinnertime.

I’m hungry! I haven’t had a snack in 5 minutes!

Labradors shed 3 times a year, for 6 months in the spring and 6 months in the fall.

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I told this joke to the vet this morning and he has a Chihuaua, he laughed and laughed!!

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