MGiH, Willem is in prison? 
Wait til I tell Dorina
Redneck 101
Learn To Speak Redneck
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The engine’s runnin’ but ain’t nobody driving = Not overly intelligent.
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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party (self-explanatory).
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Tighter than bark on a tree = Not very generous.
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Big hat, no cattle = All talk and no action.
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We’ve howdied but we ain’t shook yet = We’ve made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.
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He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow = He has a pretty high opinion of himself.
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She’s got tongue enough for ten rows of teeth = That woman can talk.
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It’s so dry the trees are bribin’ the dogs = We really could use a little rain around here.
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Just because a chicken has wings doesn’t mean it can fly = Appearances can be deceptive.
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This ain’t my first rodeo = I’ve been around awhile.
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He looks like the dog’s been keepin’ him under the porch = Not the most handsome of men.
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They ate supper before they said grace = Living in sin.
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Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope = Stop arguing and do as you’re told.
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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse = prone to boasting.
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You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn’t make them biscuits = You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn’t change what it is.
taken from http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2001/Redneck_101.htm
Approved helmet: Every ride; every time.
OMGiH…dis it be bery funny.
I just got up dis morning und I found all dis stuff. Und I alzo found out I be famus aber now they be talking about me on other places too.
De say I be “annoying” aber I already know dis, aber isn’t that the job ob a 3 yr old filly 
Anyway all I hab to say about that is this
http://www.funtigo.com/redmare?b=31673&p=start&c=169578
Willem I Loffs you.
I be en SWB filly und I be looken for en boy friend
i don’t post often, mostly lurk but fei i i can certainly understand your excitement at seeing Willem in the flesh! 
WIllem i always look forward to your posts, they are both fun and witty and as i have a young german horse it sure helps me to keep up with him by reading your words of wisdom 
thanks for making me smile at the end of a hard day
down girl
Love my Quarter Horse!
GA Clique!!!
I said that if it is your intention disrupt a thread (any thread) then you lack the mental resources of a fungi. But if the descrition suits… as it appears to
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OMGiH! Der next time wenn you come to mein howse you haff to say “I be von der BB!” Then I don’t nott to haff no problemo mit talking.
Aber I would haff getted dressed up for you becose mein howse it be verrie dusty now und mein modder Coreene (I loff her), she haff sayed to me that I be looking shabby becose mein winter hair it don’t nott to all haff falled out yet. She say this mit mannie four letter words wenn she be using der lava rock thingie wot it stinks.
Wenn you come back to see me und mein modder Coreene? She want to meet you too.
Mein selve I stand on mein mountain during die day wenn I don’t nott to be surfing. Then I can to watch every thing wot it be going on.
This it be verrie exciting!
Loff Willem.
I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
Where did my earlier post go? It wasn’t mean or anything…was it assimilated by the continuum?
June 10th, 2003. D(idi)-Day…Le Retour Part II
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Well GB, I wasn’t nessecarily talking about you, just a general comment about some peoples. But hay if de shoe fits
Aber it’s kinda funny you gettin all insulted about something an imaginary horse says…so maybe you hab an imagination after all
I be en SWB filly und I be looken for en boy friend
Willem I had no idea you even exsisted until now but this is just great! It’s entertaining and humorous. I’m enjoying myself…
BTW: I have a friend with a German Warmblood that im sure would enjoy your company!
Come on kids, on both sides, knock off the personal stuff. Not that I have any idea what the cyrillic stuff you’ve both posted says, but I’m guessing it ain’t good.
Play nice.
Yeah whats up with that? I thought Medievalist was being quite clever - thats not cool!!
“We learn from history that we do not learn from history.” ~ George Bernard Shaw
FEI, last night I was looking at all the Western people trying to peg which one your friend was. There were two I didn’t know, but it’s not like I could go up and say “So, is your friend FEISomeday?”
Whoa! CGR! You know Russian? How did you type in it? That’s awesome!
I’d type you a response in Russian, but it would be phonographic (is that right?), and look retarded, so I won’t
“When in doubt, keep in mind that ‘O Gallant Piglet’ is always a very thoughtful way of beginning a piece of poetry.”- Piglet
Ditto what Portia said.
If people want to continue the thread in the ORIGINAL vein, fine. But any further posts criticizing it OR criticizing the people criticizing it will be deleted. Everyone’s had their say, time to move on.
Willem,
Will yor book haff instructiones a-bout wot to do wenn you haff broken yor modder (you loff her)?
I haff beed naughty und I haff bucked und bucked like die horsjies am “ESPN 2” und meine modder (I loff her) she haff took ein digger.
This it haff beed 3 wochen ago, und she now haff to go to “physical therapee”. I don’t not to know wot that means, aber she haff said that it haff beed mein fault. Und this it also mean that Frau Trainer-Lady haff beed riding me more, und I don’t nott to like that so much, because meine modder (I loff her), wenn she ride me, she be happy with me for less.
Mein question fur you ist, if you haff broken yor modder, how do you fix her, so she rides you more than Frau Trainer-Lady again?
GB, you be right, I needs a boyfriend bad!!!
Maybe your QTR horse would like to be my boyfriend, does he still hab his cajones?
I be en SWB filly und I be looken for en boy friend
Excuse me, did I miss something here?
Clemson, did I misunderstand, or are you commenting that you think this thread is less than thrilling?
I just want to make sure I got this right.
[B]The adventure has begun…[/B]
KT
Mein Miss Herr Doktor she haff sayed mein hair wot it don’t nott to be von der Cushing’s, this wot it be von being twenny year old old style W Hannoveraner. She haff sayed that mannie von mein Mature Comrades wot they don’t nott to haff Cushing’s they also haff late shed this year. This it haff maded me verrie relieved. I haff beed verrie luckie that we haff catched der Cushing’s all most be fore it haff registered on der Richter Scale Von Cushings Earthquakes. Coreene she be verrie mucho mit der Cushing’s under der microscope.
This it all ways be why I haff sayed that mit your horse, wenn you think mebbe there be things wot they don’t nott to be normale that you don’t nott to can dicken a-round, you haff to call your Miss Herr Doktor mit posthaste.
I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
I am so jealous…
Maybe someone should do a “Stalls of the Stars” map (like the Hollywood maps of stars’ homes) so everyday people like us can drive by and wave at celebs like Willem? Next thing you know, Willem would be in the tabloids!
