Hmm…ETBW…maybe there needs to be revolt if said director can’t see the way to shoot at Rokeby - he CAN be replaced, don’t you think?!
Enter the director:Jair enters the room dressed to the nines in his tailored Armani morning suit and Versace sunglasses, latte in hand. He is so smooth, he glides when he walks.
<clap, clap, clap>
Listen up everyone! Just chill for a second will you!
Moesha is still finalizing the cast as it seems some actors feel they have been typecast improperly and are threatening to sue. Whatever 
. VTrider is handling that now.
Robby darling, mohair is so over please go back to makeup and see that your costume is changed. You’re supposed to look like a Steeplechase jockey, not a character from Ed Woods!
Slugger baby, we’re still on for drinks later? to discuss your more personal role in my film? 
DMK love, you shall have your underling! A diva such as you deserves a flunky of her own! I think Palisades would be good, the exotic dancing was a bit much for her, she put out her back in practice last night.
Mo! Dahling, Malkovich is flying down today to Culpeper (are you ready for him VTrider?? - NO! I didn’t mean that ready!! 
) He needs to go over his lines with Snowbird for his scene with ETBW in the hayloft.
Got to run - the Lear is waiting to take me to Nunavit to do Heidi’s scene. Apparently there was some problem with the male polar bear - got a bit unhappy for some reason. Don’t worry! Its cold up there, the paramedics will be able to reattach the camera man’s arm.
Off you go everyone! More later <clap clap clap> You can’t rush artistry you know.
Alec getting ready to chose his lover.
I must say I am highly impressed with the cooperation to leave me alone to concentrate on my courses…but I still have demands of my own?
Being the top Eq rider, I request/require:
-3 pairs of new Vogels, my practice pairs are getting worn, and well, Devon is coming up, you see my predicament, yes? Don’t forge the Saddle-tite injections this time, please.
-I need at least 3 new horses–one for my no-stirrups work, one for the over fences, and one to practice answering my cellie in the hacks while catchriding for others. You can do this, yes?
-My last Patey hat didn’t last nearly as long as I would ahve liked, if it not too much work I would like a few more to keep as spares in my 3 show trunks, as well as two for home use–coordinating with new custom full chaps and also the new custom half-chaps–a memo to Journeymen that they are lovely would also be nice.
-I’m still deciding about how much I like those new Margiold jackets, so if anyone gets a chance to stop at Hadfields or Beval, let them know I’ll take 3 more in eachof the five new browns and blues, then make up my mind, thanks.
-I simply refuse to wear those distracting Van Teals anymore…Essex only from now on…the list of colors is in the Lexus, I’m sure someone can find it, yes?
-For the last time, when cleaning my Butet, it is only Carr & Day & Martin soap once, rinse twice, oil once with WARMED Journeymen conditioner. I am certain that whomever has been doing this necessary task the past few weeks has not noticed the strain the extra oil is putting on the seat of my 4-ways?
-I am tired of these green rails in the indoor, could we please get some blue? And if anyone can make a GOOD rollback, please help the poor dimwits who have been messing with the lines.
-My masseuse must stay AT the hotel–I have neither time nor patience to go wandering all over creation to find Javier, if you must, get him an adjoining room so that when I need my shoulders relaxed after/before my warm up, I won’t have to go hunting high and low for him.
-At shows, I would like to use the Beamer (the Z3) for getting around town and to the exhibtor parties, but for the most part, the Range Rover or possibly the Navigator and Escalade will be fine. But remember the weekly detailing…the last thing I need is a dirty SUV to get to the barn!
Anything else I need, please ask or email to me. Thanks, you’re a doll.
I could get used to this, ahhhhh
Thanks for annoucing our intentions Moesha…this is better than a press conference!
Director’s notes:
Send the actress AHC to Salt Lake City to practice her new “role” with Colin. Colin is experienced in these matters, and will be a good teacher.
(sigh**) why do I always have to fix Everything!!!
Now Robby Dear, we wouldn’t want to go about spreading such rumours to the press would we? Of course not, I’ll see what can be done about a “bonus” salary increase if we can keep your St. Barts trip with Jair just between the need to know crowd, what do you say? I’ll even throw in a visit with a certain Tibetian you are quite fond of for your soul maintenance!!!
Heidi, why are you in the trailer on your laptop? You haven’t gotten chapped skin…or worse frost bitten? Jair will be there momentarily, now go soak in a tub . I do hope that Jair’s assistant is alright! Are the bears cute my dear? How much film shooting have you all done in the past two days, poor Jair says he can hardly sleep there, he is up all the time working!!!
VtRider, what do yuo think of Crytal glowing in various pastel colors rocks for the Sirens!!!
Ciao
M
Look the John Skeaping statue of Mill Reef in the center of the mare barn courtyard would be a perfect place for the stars to have a chance meeting.
With the landing strip that can land a 747, the director can bring the equipment and stars right into Rokeby without having to go through Dulles.
I think this was even before my time! (not that I’ve been here forever, but… ) Very, very funny. I love the descriptive roles. It almost makes me want one.
~Natalie
You see things; and you say “Why?”
But I dream things that never were; and I say “Why not?” ~George Bernard Shaw
I guess that makes Ponyperson a sattelite baby then eh?
BTW - how old are you PonyPerson? You’re lots of fun, but I don’t want to go overboard in including you in any unjuniorish scenes in this movie. I’m afraid my sense of humour can go overboard and I don’t want to be Kicked off by Erin!!
Well dahling, why don’t you just sit your self down and let me pour you some bubbly. I have a feeling that you will want to hear All About my teensy weensy little part 
Jair is procuring my Moet!
YOU BITCH!!!
Maybe you have forgotten that I was once SOMEBODY!
I’ll make my own damn movie and screw you out of the cast!
Just you wait! You think you are soooooo special. Well, you’re not! You’re a freak caught between heaven and hell, pink and peach, dressage and working hunter.
You infuriate me! 
Robby J is going to need several piercings and cropped white hair to play his part right. I think we can do them on the set with a hoof pick.
Can I wear all black?
No Biltmore or Lake Placid scenes - period!..It’s Culpeper or Henrico County Dog and Pony Show - you pick!
I am not some marionatte that y’all can pull and tug to your heart’s dismay!
I’m there, Jair! Pick me up in 15 minutes. I need to refresh my make-up. that is a stocked mini-bar in your limo, no? We have much to discuss, indeed!
Here are some promo pictures from the filming!
could i be in it? I’d be glad to go older( owner of steeplechasers) ancient Worthington Valley type would be great!!!
Oh, thank God… Becca… John… I KNEW I could count on you in this time of diffculty… Get me a vodka spritzer, will you dahling?
Yes Jair there is truth to that casting couch rumour - and experimental or not, it certainly signed the deal - DMK dahling, you owe me 20% by the way. But Jair my dear, what’s that I heard about you this evening, at a certain restaurant near the duelling Starbucks? Where you or where you not cheating on your beloved s/o with a certain Rupert E? Or was that a convenient excuse to get Moesha fired off the picture and your new paramour in at the helm?
Rewrite the part of Bella to give me supporting actress status, my dear and I’ll just keep that nasty rumour to myself (and 3,000 BBers)
Why I do believe blackmail becomes me. 
You are a genius Moesha.
I am sorry I have been such a slack director lately…as you know…my mind has been wandering LOLOL!!!
