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I'm going to do it!!!! A COTH BB Movie!!!!!!!!!!

Here is a brief overview!!! The film will focus on a group of “friends” living in and near Baltimore . It will have a climax with one friend getting mixed up with Latvian Warmblood smugglers and there will be various sub plots, like the rigging of the Miss Crab contest or two female characters who fight in a "Beat it " type scene over whose front steps are the cleanest. Of course with Baltimore County’s Horse society, and the eclectic artsiness of Baltimore fueled with the D.C competition, it should be quite exciting!!! Horses will be a theme throughout!!!

Unfortunately Jair and VTRider are directing the movie with me so they cannot have roles, and no Hadfields bribes for script changes please!!!

Here ia a brief list of the assigned characters, please do not feel left out! Everyone WILL participate, there is a travel budget since one groups will travel to Culpeper for a show scene and some other characters will travel to Kentucky during the Racing scenes!

Oh if you think this is a joke? No!! I am armed with film, cameras, and crew and ready to film!!!

Heidi- will play VIOLETTA, she is a sad trapez artist who longs for the road to easy street, she has faced so many obstacles in her young life, and has met the end of a dark alley in every quest for love.

Maz- Will play IGI, she is a rebellous Punk Rock Bass player who spends her days racing steeple chase horses and her night in Fells point.

Sea Urchin - Will play SIMON, a lonely artist whose work has taken him from the top of NY art society to the bottom of a tequila bottle. Depressed, now trying to piece his life together he has started a luicrative forgery business, but where is his outlet for expression…when he copies others?

Erin, Will play PHAEDRA, a spoiled wealthy Glencoe girl who parents have filled her barn with imported advanced 3-Day horses. She is off to the Olympics, but will her selfishness cause her self destruction?

Whit, will play ANASTASIA, PHAEDRA’s younger sister, who is tired of her boring life and her chauffered rides to school ,she wants more from life then perfect Latvian Show Jumping ponies!!

Robby Johnson, Will play JASON, a talented Jump Jockey who can’t decide between his love for IGI or his feelings for another rider…HUNTER, who will be played by Alec, whose marriage to the beautiful Countess KATERINA, played by Slugger has left him cold with her unfeeling and selfish ways, they live in palace in Sparks but the sparks of their love have cooled into a distant amber!

MargaretF and HN73 will play sisters SYBIL and SASHA . Mr. HN73 will play Frank the top Equine vet in the State who is engaged to Sasha but is pursued by a relentless SYBIL!

Janet, will play a Clairvoyant, LISA who predicts the events that will turn from fateful to frightening in the movie and find her powers lead her to become madman’s target.

Spunky will play MARISSA, a happy Arabian breeder, who is involved in a LOve Triangle with BronBusterTX, CHRIS, and Spaz, SALLY.

Of course the gang of Lesbian fighters and the majority of city dwellers still have to be cast.

Jeb will play the Mayor NATE who is having an affair with a male high class prostitute who pays for a stable of fancy A/O hunters with his work!

Flash44 will play the head of the Maryland TB breeders Association, WHINEY

EverythingbutWings will play NICOLE a horse breedeer.With exoensive tastes

Duffy will play CATHY a lawyer who is in love with SIMON but can’t decide if love is worth slowing down the corporate climb to be with an idealistic artist

lisa and DMK will play REBECCA and CORREEN two feuding cousins both tied for the AHSA A/O younger national HOTY award!!!

Kennett Square will play LATOYA a wealthy Madame who Jeb’s lover gives vital information to that she in turn uses to blackmail Jeb for!!!

DevilDog, plays TOBY a beautiful but tough FBI agent sent to Baltimore on assignment!

The rest of the characters and there are many are being assigned now and will be posted later!

Bumpkin plays SHWAMPA the owner of a tavern known as LOSBY’s were the “horsey” set gather

Nylar Plays a groom BECKY for a top jumper barn and she finds out they are invovled in smuggling and is in grave danger!!

RB plays KIRK a pony jumper rider who is kidnapped before the NAL pony jumper finals

Steve plays a student BILL in a local boarding school who is in love with

BRITTNEY played by
K-Spade who is a working student for the schools riding program!!

JAX plays ALLISON who has a crush on BILL and is jealous of BRITTNEY

RF plays a wealthy woman ROSE who is targetted by a slick gigilo!

Colin plays a Lesbian hunter/Jumper TRainer,
MARIA who is in love with

LORI played by
AHC a diva hunter rider.

There are still so many, so if you think you got away! No you didn’t!!!

Ponyperson - will play OLLIE a pony hunter rider who was adopted by MARIA after his parents left for research in outerspace and knew they could not subject him to such a life forever. He is happy but longs for his parents whom He can only view from her special telescope!

Kachoo plays VERONIQUE a Grand Pric rider who is on teh USET but has fallen in love with her groom!!

BOSSHOSS plays MISS O’HARA the wealthy TB owner who wants the triple crown this year at all costs, and SIMON!!!@!!

Luxorlover, plays WENDY a reporter for teh Baltimore sun who went to Monkton for a society story and found herself witness to murder!!!

Incubus, plays ELVIRA a misunderstood Wiccan who believes a heard of Unicorns comes to her at night!!!

Silly Mommy plays OLLIE’s biological Aunt ALEXANDRA that MARIA will prevent from taking OLLIE at all costs.

Havaklu plays BERTHA a former model and SIMONS ex fiance who know spends her evening in the Gay bars of Baltimore where her beauty makes her the perfect decoration for any Gay man’s circle!!!

Inverness plays COOKIE, the leading anchor for BALT-WUTV who has just purchased several hundred thousand dollars woth of horses to show in the A/A divisions.

A/O Jumper plays CASEY a cocktail waitress at an inner harbor cafe who works to help save unwanted race horses she is the leader of SRHA which targets WHINEYS assocaition!!

A/A jumper plays NATASHA, NATES sister who worries of loosing her place in society over her brothers behavior!

Gryphon plays GIGI a young dressage rider/trainer who has recently moved to Maryland from Wisconsin and has befreinded KATERINA.

Portia plays MIMI, who runs the Horse observer a national magazine that prides itself in being the only magazine to cover all aspects of teh horse world!!

Louise and Weatherford play ELIZA and PAMELA both vying for the Editorship of the HO!!

Meshach plays JESSICA who runs a tack store.

Sky’s Mom plays MARILYN a avid hunt rider who longs for her brother OLLIE’s Father to return from space as she feels so isolated alone on the family farm and MARIA prevents OLLIE from visiting her.

Rockford plays HELGA a suspicious but beautiful Latvian woman who runs a jelwery store on Pratt street.

Showjumps plays OLGA HELGA’s sister who also works in the store.

Baymare plays KRYSTAL who works in the Gap across the street in the light street pavillion who rides at barn in Hunt Valley and has a nice Children’s hunter.

Anyplace Farm, plays LINDA a publicist with the mayors office who rides and shows all throughout the State.

I’m a pony Mom plays BRITTNEY’s Mother who laments that her daughter has to work so hard to show, so she takes another job to help purchase a second pony.

R & R, plays CASSANDRA a “local circuit” Princess who changes in between classes and is the envy of the County shows.

POnyPlur plays PATTY, an minature horse breeder who witnesses a horrible act on Shepard Road!!!

Multiplechoice plays a local business owner running DELILIAH for county commissoner but could that night home form Losby’s so many years ago cost her her political future?

aahunterrider plays MARION, who spends her time between work at her real estate firm and riding her 5 A/A hunters.

Darva plays HEATHER a woman made bitter by the show circuit but could a portrait done by Simon bring out the beauty she has hidden for so long?

Merry an Willow will play LUCY and DIANA two sisters in love with exNYer’s charcter SHANAYNAY!

Xani will play XANI a crazed woman who parades around the shows grounds in size 5 childerns jophurs and paddock boots!!!

Whoa and Cashmere and Splendid play SAMMY, TAMMY, and BAMBI three triplets who crab on the bay and ride western. What they discover that lonely trail ride to get bud lite that night is beyong pure terror

Regalmeans plays TORI a moonshiner from Harford County!!!

Suzygirl plays LELIA a tough innercity busriding girl who is a natural talent in calf roping!!!

beccam86 plays DARIA, a playwright who dreams of the Prix St.Georges wins this year with her new Holsteiner!

Coreene plays CLEO, a mysterious Egyption woman who has built a large pyrmaid palace resembling the ruins of the great city of Alexandria. She is seen at twilight riding bareback in silken veils on gleaming Arabian horses through the lush fields of her farm, the tall grasses swaying like the reeds along the Nile’s banks.

Jumpthemoon plays the part of SERENA, the latest gold medal 3-day rider and PHAEDRA’s trainer.

Palisades, will plays FONTAINE, an exotic dancer in a roadside bar onwed by Lil orphan Annie, ANNA

Darkerhorse plays WILLIAM a web designer who has gotten over his head with certain business dealing during the GulfPort circuit!

SupahStah plays TIFFANY a Pop star who rides Hunters, she has recently appeared on teh cover of Baltimore magazine without a helmut and it has caused quite the stir.

Special K plays ELLEN who owns a happening after hourse club on North Charles St.

Sunny plays CHER a socialite who is always at every party and lives in a penthouse dream overlooking the harbour and has a anglo arab she shows in the Adult Jumpers.

Pas Petit Detail, you are MIRANDA awoman who has seen many things and has yet to find happiness away from her Selle Francaise breeding operation, yuo like to stand on the sand at night as the waves crash against your longinh body.

doubletake, you are CLAIRE, you are a ER surgeon and also show in the Grand Pix’s, however you ahve just found out that your long lost lover has returned from the Congo where his plane went down a year ago!!

Tin, you will play SUE ELLEN, you are a wealthy cattle rancher who has recently aquired a former Dupont Estate and are settling into Maryland Horse Society.

Kahlua, you are CAPPUCINE, a bombshell from LA who left Hollywood after your 5th oscar and your holdings passed 10 billion!!!

brilytrip, you will play STARENA, a stage host at a drag club off Baltimore’s famous Block!!! However, in reality your husband owns one of the most successful Italian restaurtants in Little Italy, but you cannot stand to be near him after the Canton incident!!!

Creseida, you have a very tough role!!! You are RHONDA you are working on you Doctorate in Economics and are waitressing part time at Hooters in addition you model for SIMON!!! You are also in love with SIMON!!! You must combine classic beauty, intellect and silliness!!!

Sprite, you will play MADDY, you are a Hermaphodite! It may very well win you the Oscar!! But you are more than a Hermaphodite you are the State Side Saddle Champion and now because of your body that and your future Side Saddle career could be cut short!!! However, only one person hold this over your head…MARIA!!!

Paige you will play JEZEBEL, you are a top designer whose fashions are everywhere, you have stores in Milan, Paris, Geneva, Zurich, NY, LA, but Baltimore is wear you get your strength!!! So yuo are based here, you are coming out with a new line of swimwear…custom body painting!!! In addition your horse is the leading Working hunter in the State.

HSM, you will play MICA, you are Calvin Kleins first wife before Kelly You are the toast of Baltimore and at all the parties in Guilford!! You ride A Zebra/Mule cross in the preliminary jumper divisions.

JumperEq, you will play LOLITA, an international jewel thief, who got more than you bargained for when you stumbled across the meetings by the Terrorists in HELGA and OLGA’s store! Now you know the plot to take over Baltimore and to populate the horse show world with Latviann ROBOEQUINES .

Becca will play the incomperable Queen of Charm City…Muff Daddy! You rule the streets from Lexington Market to Charles Village inj a full length white mink with platform cowboy boots and 12 pounds of gold chains!!!

hp you will play HISA, a Greek exchange student who had an Afair with Elvira in Scotland at a new age conference.

Susygal, you will play MISSY, a top stock Seat Equitation Trainer who is being stalked by an obsessed ex boyfriend who is a bartender in Frederick.

Gwen, you are ALICIA, you are Victoria’s secret’s top model and your husband owns Domino’s sugar. You were awarded the key to the city when you saved the Dolphins at the aqaurium from Iraqi animalnappers, who had kidnapped the dolphins and sped off on jet skis through the inner harbour to the Bay, you being a former Spy with the British secret service quickly jumped into a water taxi and cut the nappers off and returned the dolphins to their safe home!!!

KellyBird, play LUCY. She is the top Eq rider around and also co-owns a fish market stall that sells the crabs the crabbing triplets catch!!

Thinkbigeq and Small change the part we have for you could land you in Convent Garden and All the rage of the West End!!! You will play LOCHNESSA!! The Male Lesbian Siamese twins who are the World Vaulting champions!!! I think you are it!!! It will take a lot of hard work, and a deep soul searching for the talent you all are it!!

JumpHigh83 has the role of BYRNADETTE, a once famous grand Prix Rider, who has founf no happiness in her life and has hidden in her beautiful New Orleans style mansion in Fallston, where she raises peacocks and is one of SIMONS patrons, she also owns the chasers HUNTER and JASON ride.

C.Boylen, plays LOLA, a Gucci Model and the fiance of NATE!! Does she know of his real tastes? or do the millions she has inherited and contiues to inherite from her Father’s Zip-Lock bag company keep her happy and fufilled and true love means nothing to her?

TerriK. plays CHACHA, and Brazilian chacha dancer and the wife of the groom VERONIQUE is in love with!!!

Brynnabear, VWscully, and One Away play, IPHIGI, APHROMOSIAC, and LORITTO, the sirens of the Chesapeake, you have lored many a seduced sea farer to crash upon the hidden shoals of the Maryland shores!

Kristen plays SALLY, a rider whose domination in the pony jumpers may be cut short by KIRKS new pony!!

Twister you will play SCARLETT, the new “princess” on the county circuit to challange CASSANDRA’S reign!! You will have 6 matching chestnuts, and a big rig complete with a parlor and a vanity in the changing room of course tack room, supply room, etc.\

Cwp you have just sparke my thought process!! You will play MABEL a former Miss Crab and the Matron/Announcer of the Miss Crab contest. You also used to hunt with Eldridge-Hartford, but have not ridden recently. However, the Albino Terrorist organization of Figi, has kidnapped you and is holding you for ransom in the basement of the Utz factory on Euclid Street!! Only LISA can figure out where you are and she is beingwatched by a maddman!!!

Trooper-Joe, will play JEMIMA, you are the seductively beautiful lead singer of a pop band, who has recently bought a horse from SHWAMPA, you own a beautiful lakeside farm in Monkton and commute by private jet to NY adn L.A. for recording sessions. Lately yuo have been having strange drema where you awaken in you rose garden, and see a strange figure lurking in the shadows nearbye!!!

Sweat Pea will play CHRISSY, the newly Crowned Miss Crab and the winner of the Medal/Maclay & USET East!

Rumoursfollow and Redhotmama, you two will be LOLASITA and LUSHINISTO two Chilean show jumping sisters who have recently opened a new horse center near the Patapsco state park

Canter will play the role of BELLA, the Ialian sultry endurance rider who captured JASON’S heart so many years ago in the Tuscan wilderness and smashed it like a dixie cup in Times Square on January 1!!!

Blinky will play BABETTTE, the leader of the Latvian Mafia and heair to the throne of Kashmir, she is in Baltimore under the rouse of buying and rehabing some empty warehouses near Dundalk!!! Really who would believe that!!!

Lily, plays ISIS, a high priestess to the Sun God of ancient Egypt, she lives in a Mansion in Bolton Hill…but what has brought this exotic woman to Charm City??? And what secrets does she carry in her locked velvet box in a shrine room she visits at night.

Pacific Solo will play the role of ELENA, a talented and beautiful jumper rider from Goergia who has relocated to Maryland to studt Biochemistry at John’s Hopkins. She has brought her 4 A/O jumpers with her and is riding at KEVIN’s barn , Barronstead near Glencoe. She drives a Jag convertible and lives in a town house in Federal Hill ovelooking the harbour.

TripleCrown, plays SANDY, who has been the leading steeple chase jockey for 5 years in a row in MD/ VA/PA, but can this new addiction threaten immortal glory???

HighRollingGoose, plays KIKI, could a torrid affair with her trainer at the Blowing Rock show ruin her reputation and her chances for the Maclay win??

Elghound, plays KEVIN, a top hunter/jumper trainer whose infatuation with his star client…could lead to his own destruction!!!

Kryswyn, will play JACKIE, a wealthy Baltimore socialite whose passion for wine has lead her in the middle of …Murder!!!

Checkers324, plays AVA, a wealthy Unicorn driving champion, whose passion for victory has taken her past the exit for true love.

Speedracer, plays SWIFTY SUE, a double dealing Grand Prix Rider whose sleezy ways have given her a barn of imported horses, but she has paid for them with her soul and the price may be too great.

wtywmn4, you will play PRISCILLA, a lovely Drag King, who has gone underground in Drag King Society after your boyfriend announced he was gay but secretly was having an affair with SWIFTY SUE.

Fairweather ,will play the role of FATIMA, a beautiful and mysterious Grad student at Hopkins. She is studying archeology, but her past reveals a secret world long since forgotten, if HUNTER is her long lost love…then who is he really??

nutmeg will play the role of MEG, a brilliant astronomy student who works fro the goucher riding stable to pay for her horse to be at shool with her. She longs for outerspace but are here yearnings being monitored by someone or something already there?

Kath plays CAT, a risky sidesaddle rider who mainly hunts and rides for pleasure but who slinks into horse society with the ease and grace of a great Cat.

Ainsley can ahve the role of CAITLIN, a pony atch rider who rides 12, smalls, 10 small /medium greens, 14 mediums, 8 large greens, 9 large, and 4 pony jumpers, and has 2 eq ponies and 3 chidlrens horses as well!!

Winglet will play BORIS, an aspiring journalist who has a big break covering the Pimlico track but his big break could lead him to danger!!

Sparkntime, you will play LOULOU, a wealthy Saddleseat rider who has relocated to Maryland and has somone lost her husband along the way!!!

rockstar, had the role of PRICILLA, she owns a deli in Hampden and spends her nights at 1722 after hours, where mechanics dance with horse trainers and everything goes!!

[This message was edited by Moesha on Mar. 27, 2001 at 05:01 PM.]

BTW, can Jair’s HWBA (is it Ok to use nonBB-posters-but-BB-involved-cast?) play my deadbeat playboy brother JON-JON, who only breaks only more hearts than craps at the high-dollar tables… leaving a string of torn woman and angry casino owners vowing vengance in his wake??

Can I be head wrangler? I can supply a darling pony who is quite a drama queen.

I’ll have my people call your people.

Jair, I have evicted you from my heart!

How could you possibly mistake me for Jeb, Moesha or Robby??? Only one of us has silicone-filled, moving body parts.

Stand in line and kiss my…hand

…although I’d like to state for the record: this is NOT an example of typecasting!!

Hmmmm…<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> you get involved with the male magnate of the Horse shipping scandal. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Magnate, huh? I kinda like the sound of that! But, shhhh… better not let Mr. HSM hear about this!

Not only am I playing the exotic character, but someone is playing “Correen,” one of the feuding cousins!

This means I get to be in it and I get to be in it, ha ha ha, damn me if I wouldn’t like to ride in the A/O Youngers again!!! That would mean I was younger AND skinny!!!

A limo screeches to a halt just outside the set. AAJumper throws open the door and surveys the crowd. She finally spots Moesha, surrounded by a flurry of cast members demanding all sorts of luxuries. She slithers over, almost catlike as she instantly falls into the role of Natasha.

Moesha, dahhhling…I am so sorry for the delay…LA traffic, you know. Can someone get me an Evian please? I am so parched from this dreadful heat wave. 80 degrees…can you imagine??? I simply must have some air conditioning. Jair, how long before my scene, dear? Is my stand in here? Surely you don’t expect me to stand around while the lighting is being adjusted and whatnot. I’m afraid I might just faint from heat exhaustion!

Wow

LoL kels, but atleast Jax is jelous and I like you…

Steve

I’ve just come in from meeting with my architect all morning. Who is so fired by the way. He couldn’t come up with a plan on how to fit in the barn, rings, and paddocks on my 2 acre lot in the middle of Manhattan?

Snowbird I love it!!! You can be dancing with a rose wearing your mink near the Canton Waterfront, your shoes clicking on the cobble like the hands of a somber clock taking the prescious life from humanity!! The Gypsy plays in the background the sad wails from the violen seem to call the fog to thicken around you…the gypsy oblivious to the world around him and you dancing in the mist do not notice the eyes peering at you from the canal bridge…the eyes that have traveled across oceans of time to find you!

Let’s work people!

I wanna be in it too!! Please???

Barb

DMK as your agent, thank heavens I’ve arrived and not a moment too soon!!
Don’t you DARE sign one of Moesha/Jair/VTRiders contracts without my say so!
What kind of deal are we talkin’ here people?

Of course DMK simply will not get out of bed for less than 22 million per picture. She’s Oscar material. She’s gold.

And what’s up with the back end?
Percent of the gross? Points?
You guys are killing me. Killing me. Wait until I tell Ovitz. He’s going to flip.

What’s the rider on the contract?
DMK simply has to have that oversize Winni for her entourange - you know the one - Julia Roberts is currently using it but so what? Kick her out! This is DMK we’re talking about, not some two bit Erin Brockovitch hussy.

Kiss kiss people. Let’s do lunch.
Opps. Got Pacino on the other line…he wants DMK for his next project - something about a Barbarella remake. She’ll be perfect!!

I request a name change, Some one else has my name so i will have to change my name to something that will be detrimened later, some one else has my name of BIll which i did not like from the start so it will be changed.

Steve

The mam mia pic must not be alowed out in public!! I am grossed out !!! All other beautiful ones must be in movie during my scenes!!They are THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE !

ooooh, I feel like I am stepping into the role of Coreen… yes… I see tantrums and emeralds (diamonds are SO blase) figuring heavily in this role.

If Becca remains uncast would the producers mind if Coreen had an underling to abuse? She SO needs someone who really understands her… you understand, don’t you Jair, mon cher…

Once again, you ‘directors’ are so creative! Thanks for giving me such a good role!

Becca, dahlink… I will attend to your impertinence later, first I must take care of zees VD Rider riff raff…

Canter, could you please send Guido over to repossess the quantum and “other” paraphanalia she may have purchased… Oh no… wait… She’s already… umm… “corrupted” him in the hot tub. I think it may be time for Mungo…