ok?
Tattoos - covered.
Piercings - two holes in one ear that may still take an earring. Navel was done, isn’t anymore. I’ll need a significant salary increase before I do it again.
Hair - has been platinum blond before. Can do it again. I’ve got it down to a science (the trick for me is 3 little packets of bleach instead of the recommended 2 and I always tone with a violet based toner).
(drifting into the meeting in my jeans and mohair sweater - vintage 501’s and Dolce & Gabbanna, respectively, with Gucci driving mocs on my feet - and sunglasses, hair a stylish, tousled mess, smoking unfiltered Morroccan cigarettes from my Tiffany cigarette wallet and drinking Evian)
“Mo-eesh, darling. Jair, darling. VTRider, darling. So good to see you. Here’s what I’m thinking for me (me me me) … I really need to be part of the process. I see my character being a really intricate cross between Sharon Stone’s Catherine in Basic Instinct and her Ginger in Casino - what with the sexual ambiguity and all. I’ll need to spend at least a year in Middleburg preparing for the role. Can you accommodate? Jeff, my agent, has Matt & Ben in the hopper with a greenlighted project, so I’ll need to reconcile by C.O.B. OK, thanks sweeties, I’m off to Val D’Isar for a little skiing with Deepak and Julianne Moore.”
Robby Johnson
OMG Moesha - I’m nominating you for a Grammy as well as an Oscar.
Fade to black.
They signal that I am a timeless one, one of the walking undead! Like the mermaid seducing sailors in the fog. Hungarians are all too stubborn to lay down even when they are dead.
However, Moesha can the clicking shoes, I do my thing barefoot.
Thanks VTrider for the memories. Those were good times. Maybe you could read this at Colin’s funeral? This week would have fit into the movie quite nicely…
…as has been said it’s all just silliness and fun. And, I assure you, based on NOTHING real at all. I mean, I got cast as a jumper rider and I’ve never sat on a horse in my life!!! 
as jessica, I run a tack shop. brilliant. I am in desperate need of a new saddle, bridle, etc. etc.
where is the props department??
And I assume it’s in my contract that I get to keep everything after we’re done filming?? get my agent on the phone!!
Darlings, please forgive me for being so tardy in my correspondence.
After my Genre cover hit the racks a few days ago I got a really interesting phone call from David Geffen, requesting I accompany him to his secret getaway in the Maldives. Oh, it was fabulous. David is a real playah though. Lucky for me so am I! Suffice it to say, sweeties, you’re looking at an Oscar presenter come Sunday night.
All in a day’s work.
Now, sweeties. What’s all this about a siamese twin character? Where were we conjoined? I’m not doing a scar, just so you know.
Off for a shiatsu.
Robby
but there seems to be a small difficulty with the farm logo on the harness brasses. REALLY, they took “brass” TOO literally!
I had to whip out my copy of Emily Post to show them that there IS NOT a section barring diamonds before 6 on show harness.
Cartier is going to have to bring a nice selection to calm my ruffled nerves.
Nicole would like to attend Saratoga this summer to truly get “into” the part. 
ROFLAMA, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAO
Snapple Spit, Snapple Spit
Moesha, you ROCK the house. Unbelievable. I have nothing funny to add, you’ve all said it all.
Our fearless leader has returned to guide us all in our journey towards claiming next years OSCAR!!!
Just a reminder Actor aditions are being made to the original message!!!
Steve, what should our uniforms be? I think we should do the Britney Spears thing, ya know? lol
Moesha, when you pitched the movie to me, you neglected to mention that we were filming VTRider’s life story! 
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What is that suppose to mean?
Yes darling count me in … no need to audition me, I am perfect for my role… and dammit my stable will earn a bitter win this year if I am tortured by my need for Simon, who of course I know I will not get by the end of it all…
Ok, I really really really would like a part in the movie!!!
Guys, according to our rider, see clause 83 sec.4. it clearly says that DMK’s precious Fifi is to have unlimited access to all areas of production and clause 41 Sec. 9 papagraph 12 has the bit about the Mini-Fridge NOT mini-bar that was promised by your production office.
I trust you will resolve this untenuable situation to Miss DMK’s satisfaction.
Canter
[This message was edited by Bella on Mar. 22, 2001 at 05:38 PM.]
I’ve been so busy working and climbing that I haven’t had time to play – ooops - I meant learn my lines…hmmmm…Wait - they haven’t been faxed to me yet and I don’t have a demanding agent yet like some other people we know. Oh well, I’m a quick study and easy to please, so I shouldn’t be TOOOO much trouble. 
“Duffy will play CATHY a lawyer who is in love with SIMON but can’t decide if love is worth slowing down the corporate climb to be with an idealistic artist”
P.S. I’ve always been a sucker for those idealistic artists, even if in the past they’ve been the musician ilk of the breed.
