Is horses welcome around these parts? If so, I got a story for y'all...

[Whiskey_Ranch-Horse]

Howdy and tally ho, y’all.

If a horse might be allowed to take part around these parts, kindly allow me to introduce myself. Name’s Whiskey. I’m a horse, if that ain’t obvious. I’m retired from ranch work, livin’ the dream as a backyard pet pleasure horse on the County Island. And I like to stand around in the shade and tell mostly entirely true tales.

Sometimes I also get rode out with one of your fancy-pants “hunt clubs” and such.

I’d be much obliged if y’all would peruse my latest tale about the “hunt club.” If ya read it, you’ll likely understand why I use my ironical horse ear “quotation marks” to say “hunt club.”

Thanks kindly! I hope you’ll hark yourselves right over to it.

Whiskey

http://countyisland.wordpress.com/2014/01/29/the-rabbit-runaround/

[RubyTuesday]

Very amusing!

[Ambitious_Kate]

Lots of fun. Thanks!

[naynay117]

That is great…cracked me up especially the bad beagle dogs, coors original and coors light:D

Maybe cross post on the Off Course or Around the Farm so more COTHers can enjoy.

[Calamber]

Bucket gal, that is funny.

[Whiskey_Ranch-Horse]

Well now, thanks for the real nice welcome and the compliments, I guess. But it ain’t meant to be funny. I ain’t a funny horse, more like an honest and truthful horse.

After I finish my breakfast hay, I’ll mosey over to that other off the course pasture ya mentioned, and see maybe if the people that live there might appreciate my deep and thoughtful insights, too.

Whiskey

[ccoronios]

Love it! Thank you, Whiskey - I’m going to share this with people who pretend to hunt foxes. They don’t carry guns, either, but the dogs are real hounds!

[RubyTuesday]

Whiskey, I’m findin’ myself a might tempted to start offerin’ some of my own critters that there prison food…they ain’t smart horses sometimes like yerself and sometimes they take a hankerin’ to let their water go on the hay they throw on the ground instead of eatin it like a respectable horse is s’posed to do. I keep tellin ‘em that horses are dyin’ every day for want of food the likes of what they get but they don’t cotton onta my people-talk.

[Whiskey_Ranch-Horse]

Miss Tuesday, I hope you done changed your mind about givin’ your own fine horses prison food! That’d be downright terrible of you. And you seem like an OK person overall, for a person, mind you.