Not sure if anyone else saw this - and it almost seems like a joke:
‘The Race Is Not Always To The Swift’ Blog July 2, 2008: “The Chap Stick Conspiracy”
Excerpt
Maggi Moss may be a pretty good barrister but if I was Steve Asmussen, I’d be having second thoughts about the defense that Moss intends to use to fight his latest positive down in Texas.
In an e-mail reply to [John Clay of the] Lexington Herald Leader, Moss’ revealed one of her probable defense arguments; I call it the “Chap Stick Conspiracy Defense” and it makes the Twinkie defense look like a stroke of genius.
Moss will contend that the lidocaine in Timber Trick’s system was not of the injectable variety and could very well have come from something as innocuous as lip balm or hand cream.
[quote]What if a trainer or his assistant used lip balm, hand creme or any of the over 1000 substances in stores that has metobolites of lidocaine in them and then groomed a horse or gave it water and that metabolite got into the horses system.
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Wow - did someone really suggest that as being the lame excuse?