League of Weenie Eventers :D

[jen-s]

[QUOTE=Bensmom;7806707]
After all, we can have Higher Standards, even if we are afraid of higher jumps, yes? :lol:[/QUOTE]

@billiebob;7806797

You should make a special soap for LOWERs. Perhaps one with smelling salts for when we feel faint on XC?

@GutsNGlory;7807039

Smurf soap! Something “blueish” perhaps? Like blueberry with something else… I dunno, you’re the expert Libby!

^^^This is why I love COTH. Seriously. And I second the smelling salts. Or maybe something tequila-scented. 'Cause you know, liquid courage and all that.

Love LOWER! Sent a join request under Jennifer Stout–ignore the cat profile pic. Not a spammer, just a weenie who’s also a crazy cat lady.

[GutsNGlory]

[QUOTE=jen-s;7807455]
^^^This is why I love COTH. Seriously. And I second the smelling salts. Or maybe something tequila-scented. 'Cause you know, liquid courage and all that. ;)[/QUOTE]

What about… Blue Margarita??? :yes:

[ddashaq]

I am in! 100% weenie eventer here… I did a starter XC last year and nearly peed my pants. My tiny Arabian and I fought the entire course because I didn’t want to go over anything above 1’6" and he locked on every bloody jump he saw. Little shit dragged me over several fences that I had decided were too big at 2’. He came out of retirement just for that show so I only have myself to blame for his unruly ways. My TB and I have yet to attempt XC. Mostly because he, too, is a weenie.:eek:

[CarrieK]

I’m going to suggest divisions:
Weenie Rider
Weenie Horse
and
Open Weenie (because who wants to compete against Professional or Olympic-bound Weenies? Not me! Not my horse, Drummer!)

Oh and by the way, I have the League’s chocolate bar set up.

Milk Chocolate for Average Weenies

Dark Chocolate for Discerning Weenies

White Chocolate for Poser Weenies

[Bensmom]

Y’all are too funny!!

We don’t do colors, though – not unless the essential oil colors the soap itself (see the orange-ish color that the citrus oils can create)

but we haven’t done lavender-citrus yet . . . Hmmmm.

I’ve fallen off the path of doing my special scents, and need to get back to marketing techniques and stuff. But dreaming up weenie event rider ideas is more fun!

[Desert_Topaz]

I’m still holding out for Orange Blossom saddle soap

[Noctis]

Ha! Put in a join request (Marisa Armstrong). LOVE it!

[OuttaShape]

[QUOTE=Desert Topaz;7806226]
I made us a facebook group. Be patient if you request to join, I’ve got a busy week :)[/QUOTE]

I requested to join (Jennifer Cunningham). I hope that’s OK - I’m not eventing right now, but I’m hoping to give it a try next year! And I will most definitely be a weenie.

[Desert_Topaz]

Anyone is welcome in LOWER

[riderank_makebank]

Whats the FB page called? The link is blocked because I’m at work heheh…I’ll search it on my phone

[Desert_Topaz]

League of Weenie Event Riders

[PeteyPie]

[QUOTE=Desert Topaz;7806226]
I made us a facebook group. Be patient if you request to join, I’ve got a busy week :)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fancy That;7806806]OMG, the picture on the top of the page is HILARIOUS…sooo perfect!!!

I just requested to join (Elaine Hanscom) Total Weenie Eventer here :)[/QUOTE]

What do you mean, HILARIOUS??? That log is SCARY! Are you a real, true Weenie? I am suspicious you are a little bit brave…

[PeteyPie]

[QUOTE=GutsNGlory;7807484]
What about… Blue Margarita??? :yes:[/QUOTE]

Gack! Not blue. Please, no blue. Maybe red for courage? Or yellow for… …weenies??

[GutsNGlory]

[QUOTE=PeteyPie;7809156]
Gack! Not blue. Please, no blue. Maybe red for courage? Or yellow for… …weenies??[/QUOTE]

Lol Petey it doesn’t have to actually be blue! Just for the name so that it is “smurfish”

[Laurierace]

I have found my brethren!

[shayaalliard]

I’m in! I tell everyone my horse is an eventer, I’m a chicken. I started her, and she now jumps 3’6" with my trainer with scope to spare- I’m scared of 2’3". She’s hot and brave and I am…not.

[CarrieK]

[QUOTE=CarrieK;7807541]
Open Weenie [/QUOTE]

I know it’s a sign of extreme weeniness to laugh at one’s own–I mean, yer own jokes, but I’ve been chuckling over "open weenie’ since I posted it.

hehehehehe open weenie hehehehehe

[clb307]

I just requested to join too! I’ve been scared to leave the sandbox and also to get all 4 feet off the ground. I just got a gelding that has packed scared adults around though so I’m hoping he can get me back over fences again!! So glad to find more “eventers” like me!!

[canadianbacon]

My family!

Count me in with the group that is happy jumping around BN heights or less. I don’t bounce anymore, I thud. It hurts to thud…

[Laurierace]

I have been using my senior citizen’s advanced age to remain a weenie eventer for close to a decade. I am bringing my greenie along now who hasn’t even jumped a cross rail yet so I can probably milk her along for the next few years but it appears she is going to max out of my comfort zone before too long.