We’re doomed.
There’s no way we can pass the “Central Park” test. Because the public watches a young or green or frisky or rank horse grab the bit and go bucking/spinning/rearing across the arena and their first thought is to film it for submission to Fluffy’s Funniest Farm Animals, Edition 792, and we’re just gonna have to sit there in terror and pray we’re still in the saddle when it all ends.
You know what kind of horse passes the Central Park test? The robot horse. And the practices that lead to robot horses are far more in line with what I consider abuse.
As a whole, are our show horses horses dull-eyed? Fearful of people? Suspicious of quick movements? Lacking spark? Unwilling to work? Shut down?
No. They nicker when you walk in the barn. Nuzzle you for scritches. Cuddle in stalls. Perk up when you approach. Look to us for guidance. Follow us around the arena while we set the obstacles we’ll then ask them to jump. Saunter happily next to their buddies while we gab endlessly on their backs. Humor us when we put them in costumes. Make funny faces because they know it cracks us up.
Katie, the 70-year-old from another era who probably doesn’t even use the Internet and thinks viral is a term you learn in Med school, was wrong to say what she did (in regards to the horses). No ifs, ands or buts about it. USEF should be providing these clinicians, especially older ones, with some sort of guidance before letting them loose on a live-streamed international platform.
But to just throw up our hands, without any attempt to spread some education? Speaking of a much larger picture than just the KMP incident, and applying the Central Park theory to the whole of horse training… you just can’t, because the public has never sat on top of 1200lbs of muscle that has decided it’s in charge. They went on a trail ride once when they were 7 on a 30 y.o. draft cross that hasn’t trotted in 10 years. This will be the end of crops, spurs and bits, and probably pointing horses at sticks.
And then what? What do we do with all these horses? Where do they go & who foots the bill for them? Without jobs horses don’t exist. We welcome the better standards of care & more humane training practices. Add in a historical perspective, and horses are better off than they’ve ever, ever been since they were first saddled. And we did that. Us. The stewards of the horse. The ones who actually spoke to them while John Q Public just beat them all the way to the tavern.
And the current crop of non-perfect equines? The ones with holes? Dangerous tricks? Bad manners? Half the time because of wishy-washy training that never established proper boundaries? We either fix it so they can be safely handled by non-professionals or it’s off to the knackers. And sometimes fixing it is not pretty, because it’s a 1200lb herd animal with a flight trigger and a one-track mind. But “not pretty” (especially as viewed by the public) ≠ abuse.
Horses that do not have jobs are not safe. We need to lean into that while simultaneously pledging to be the world’s stewards to these magnificent creatures, preserving their history & vital importance to mankind’s own steady march towards progress, and promise that we will train them humanely & ethically.
And there was absolutely nothing inhumane in that clinic.